This is a really messed up short story that i wrote when i got bored in science class. I hope you like it i myself think that it is quite funny!:D lol. By the way i own nothing except for the storys plot.Enjoy!

Draco ran through the field of pink flowers singing 'I'm too sexy' the song. Slowly he started to raise his shirt above his chest, finally taking it off and swinging it above his head to the rhythm of his voice.

"I'm too sexy for my pants" whoops there goes his pants.

"I'm too sexy for my boxers" and there goes his boxers. He continued to run through the patch of pink flowers that were located by Hogwarts.

"Holy shit what the hell was that! Yelled a very surprised Harry.

"I don't know but I liked it" said Ron looking turned on. Harry and Hermione stared at him flabbergasted forgetting about the naked Draco that continued running and singing.

"Ron what are you talking about, are you okay? Hermione asked.

"Yeah baby" he replied simply "but I got to go"

"Ok" Harry and Hermione replied in turn as Ron off in the opposite direction as them.

Hermione and Harry made their way to a patch of land that was surrounded by pink flowers and sat down.

"I wonder what Ron's problem is that was pretty weird" Hermione said thinking hard, maybe to hard cause Harry could have sworn he saw her wince in pain about nothing at all.

"Speaking of Ron" Harry said as he pointed behind Hermione's shoulder. Hermione turned around to see what he was talking about and her mouth dropped to the floor. Ron and Draco were standing in the middle of the flowers, naked and dancing provocatively.

"Ronald Weasley what the hell are you doing?! Hermione screamed.

"What's it look like Hermione, I'm coming out" Ron said as he continued dancing.

Suddenly from nowhere the song 'I'm coming out' started to play and Ron and Draco started to sing and dance to that, forgetting about the 'I'm too sexy' song.

Hermione and Harry fled not wanting to be seen near or around Ron and Draco.

So did you like?!Please review!