Creature Feature
By Xenomorph666
Disclaimer: Marvel own X-Men Evolution, Disney owns Lilo & Stitch, Gremlins is owned by (Warner Brothers, I think), Aliens is owned by FOX
Summary: A call from Lilo sends a few X-Men plus Amanda to Hawaii.
AN: You wanted it, you got it.
Chapter 1
Aloha!
RINNNNG! RINNNNNNNG!
A few months after the event with Vile had transpired, Kurt Wagner picked up the phone in the institute lobby as he passed it on the way to the door. "Hello, Xavier Institute. Kurt Vagner speaking."
"Hi can I talk to the Professor?" It was a little girl. "Tell him it's Lilo and all the you-know-what's have been found."
"Uh, ok? Anyzing else?" Kurt asked, confused as he wrote the message down.
"No, just let him know Nani said we're ready to come over."
"Oh, I see. I get it now you're going to be a student." Kurt smiled a little relieved he wasn't talking to a prankster.
"Yup..." Kurt heard a crashing sound followed by maniacal laughter and yelling.
"Uh, are you ok?" Kurt asked as he heard more insane noises.
"Yeah, Gantu's just trying to take Stitch's cousins. Well not anymore, bye." The moment she hung up Kurt looked at the phone and blinked.
"Ok zat either I need to vake up or someone has some explaining to do." He teleported to the Professor's office.
"Come in Kurt." He said from the other side.
"Prof. I got a message for you from a little girl named Lilo." He handed the note to the Professor.
"Ah, thank you Kurt." The Professor read the note quickly and smiled. "Kurt do you think that you might want to come to Hawaii with a few of your team mates for the day?"
"Nine, Professor. I have a date with Amanda." He smiled brightly.
"HAWAII!!!" Kurt spun around to see his girlfriend standing behind him. "OH CAN I PROFESSOR PLEASE!!!!! I'LL ASK MY PARENTS I KNOW THEY WON'T SAY NO!"
"Of course you may Miss Sefton." The Professor nodded to the phone on his desk.
"But Amanda, SPACE MARTIANS OF DOOM! It comes out tonight!" Kurt said in a pleading voice.
"But, Kurt this is Hawaii. We could have a moonlit walk romantic walk on the beach." She fell into his arms.
"I'll go pack!" Kurt said as he teleported away with his girlfriend.
"Kurt, her parent want to talk to you." Kurt appeared again in a puff of smoke and grabbed the phone with the look of a dead man.
"Yes, uh-huh, ok, ok…" Kurt kept nodding as Amanda's father spun rules for the trip off the top of his head.
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A few hours latter the select X-Men chosen to go on the trip were assembled in the hanger. The Professor had let Tabitha, Jamie and Bobby came along from the New Mutants. Kurt, Kitty, Hank, Logan, Jean and Rogue came from the X-Men. HOMe, Pyro, Remy, Artisan and Amanda also joined them.
"I'd like to make an announcement." The Professor said, everyone turned to look at him. "I am glad to inform you all of our newest member to the X-Men team, HOMe. I'm sure you will use you power to the best of your ability for further peace in this world."
Instantly HOMe was swarmed with congratulations and hugs. "Like congratz HOMe. We're team mates too now!"
-Not family?- HOMe asked, causing everyone to laugh.
"Of course we're family. But now you get to go on missions too." Jean said as she patted his head.
-Oh, ok HOMe ok with that. We go see Lilo-Queen and Stitch-Friend now?- He asked as he leapt into the Velocity.
"Stitch?" Kurt asked, "Vhy do I get ze feeling I von't be forgetting zis trip anytime soon and not for zhe good reasons."
"You have no idea elf." Logan smiled as the blue mutant groaned.
"I must say this scientist you told me sound infinitely fascinating." Hank said as he boarded.
"That's one way of putting it." Jean responded.
"What eva' tha little brat just betta stay outta my way." Rogue scoffed as she got on board.
"Oh trust me Rogue you'll like her." Kitty smiled.
"You're hiding something I know it." Bobby said.
-HOMe not hiding anything.- a tone of mischief laced his response.
"Yeah, right." Tabby said as Hank helped her on board. "Thanks Bobo." Hank opened his mouth to respond but decided it was better not to do so.
"This trip has no purpose for me." Artisan complained "Can't I just run the Danger Room with Scott instead?"
"NO!" Logan shouted "Especially not when Forge is here, I don't care how much you like him after a visit to the Danger Room with him even I'd be lucky to come out alive." Artisan narrowed her eyes as she got on board and smiled at HOMe.
"Okay, that's everyone, time to go." Logan went to the cockpit with the Professor.
"Ya know fuzzy I think HOMe's got a little harem don't you?" Tabitha said while watching, Kitty, Rogue, Jean, Amanda and Artisan fawning over HOMe while he napped.
"Ja, I know and ze vorst part is he doesn't even realize it." Kurt sighed as the Velocity lifted off.
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Four hours and 2,457 bottles of beer on the wall later Logan had a twitching eye as did Artisan as the Velocity landed near the Masters' home. Everyone got off and they were greeted by Nani, Alex and Jumba and Pleakly who still wore their rather unsuccessful disguises.
"I swear to god if Hank EVER sings that songe ever again I wil toss him out into the ocean." Logan growled as he got off.
"Agreed father." Artisan stomped out.
"My what a lovely trip." Hank said as he stepped spryly onto the ground and took Nani's hand. "Lovely to meet you Miss, I'm Hank McCoy otherwise known as Beast."
Nani blushed a little, "Nani. And wherever you hear crashing and screaming that's my little lolo of a sister, Lilo and her pet Stitch."
"Friend!" Lilo said as she stomped past Nani with what resembled a blue mutated koala to Hank.
"Hi." Stitch waved his clawed hand causing several of the new mutants to jump back and Jamie to make a clone who jumped in his arms.
"Zhat is Stitch?" Kurt asked with his holo-inducer on.
"Yup, and you can turn it off elf." Logan sad as he walked by carrying several large pieces of luggage.
Soon they broke off into their little groups. Lilo and Stitch decided to give Kitty, HOMe, Remy and Rogue a tour. Tabitha got invited into town by Nani and Mrs. Masters for some maternity shopping. Pyro was off somewhere looking for Artisan who had stolen his lighter. Hank was engrossed in deep conversation with Jumba. Jean was casually chatting with Pleakly about accessories and women's clothing. Kurt and Amanda were off at the beach with Alex, Bobby and Jamie. The Professor was busy making arrangements with Mr. Masters for when Alex might want to join the institute and Logan, well Logan was enjoying a nice case of Canadian beer while relaxing in a hammock.