A Visit From the Avengers!
To Sparky Genocide: JJ kind of reminds me of Sgt. Polanski from my Marvel Kid Razor fics. I can imagine that people did suspect Matt Murdock of being Daredevil. I just got the Handbook of the Marvel Universe: Daredevil 2004 edition. I have them all so far except for Spider-Man. I'll have to recheck it to see for sure. I doubt the cops would appreciate super-heroes causing major damage. I'll have some more Scott torture for you. Enjoy the new chapter!
To Firefly25: Hey there, man! Got the new e-mail! I can't wait to read the completed second chapter! I'm sure it would not be too long before Xavier recommends that Scott have a nice long talk with Psyche-Out. I would not be surprised either if Razor and Clint have many more catfight videos (Clint: Yeah! Our favorites are the catfight between Tigra and Typhoid Mary, and the one between the She-Hulk and Titania! Want to see them?) I would not be surprised if they tried to make them into a television show. I'm glad you liked the last chapter and I hope you like the new chapter!
To Dare Moondance: Hello! Nice to hear from you! I heard I was on your Favorite Authors list! I hope you enjoy all my stories! I hope you like this new chapter, and thanks for the info about the Browns. Hope to hear more from you.
To Red Witch: Hey there, Red Witch! Nice to hear from you again! I've read the new chapter of "This Soap Opera Called Life" and I loved it. I feel very bad for Evan's parents, Red. You remember the Super Bowl Shuffle, huh? Wow. You've been around. I live in New York and once lived in Boston, so the Patriots are really big in my book. I still have some old t-shirts! I'm glad you liked the last chapter, and I hope you like this new one full of madness!
Disclaimer: "Assimilate this." - Michael Dorn as Lt. Comm. Worf, Star Trek: First Contact
Chapter 10: Finally, It's Over!
The Xavier Institute
"What a night…" Greer sighed. "Thank goodness it's over at last."
"Thor is resting in the infirmary again, which Colossus and Magma repaired." Beast said.
"Don't worry about it, Hank. We won't inconvenience you." Tigra bowed respectfully. "We'll take Thor with us when we get back home."
He'll sing the whole way, but I can just beat him with a stick. Jenny thought as she overheard from her position on a couch, with a phone. She looked at Scott, who sat quiet and still in an armchair, looking traumatized.
"The jet…" Scott squeaked. "My car…the jet…my car…the jet…my car…the jet…my car…the jet…my car…"
"Oh relax. It was an accident." Jenny said to Scott. "It was Amora's fault. She should've let Clint's arrow hit her. It's only neighborly." The She-Hulk joked. "Yooooooo-hoooooooooo ollie ollie oxen free…" Jenny sang, snapping her fingers in front of Scott's face. "Forget it. That boy's gone. Gone like the wind." Meanwhile, Jean Grey was busy writing in her journal.
"And finally…" She mumbled to herself. She heard a knock. "Come in." She looked up as she closed her book. Her face turned deadpan. "Oh. It's you, Kid Razor. What's up?"
In the Common Room, a few minutes later
"I wonder where Razor went off to." Danielle asked Roberto.
"Who cares?" Roberto shrugged. "That bigmouthed rocker thinks he's the greatest thing since sliced cheese or something. As far as I think that anyone is concerned, he probably is out parading somewhere."
"KID 'ROCK 'N' ROLL' RAZOR, YOU DISGUSTING PERVERT!!!!" Jean stormed into the Common Room, a laughing Razor walking after her. "How dare you insinuate that about me!"
"Oh, give the Kid of Rock a break!" Razor huffed. "We all know about the stuff you and Glasses over there get into on a regular basis! Heck, a tape was sent to the Avengers Mansion!" Razor laughed. Jean blanched.
"WHO DID IT?!?!?!?!" Jean screamed. Someone peeked into the room through the hall.
"Uh oh…" Jamie Madrox said to himself as he sneaked away. "Althea had better pay me quick or I'm a dead man."
"Oh relax, Jean! The Kid of Rock has twenty bucks. He would've paid you." Razor waved a twenty. That snapped Scott out of his revelry.
"What happened?" Scott wondered.
"Scott…did Jean go to a brothel?" Dani asked with a snicker. The students and Avengers burst out laughing.
"Yeah, the Dreadnoks sold Jean…after…the Pulsar…WAIT A MINUTE!!!!" Scott turned and saw Razor wave a twenty at Jean. He didn't need to be a rocket scientist to figure out what was going on.
"THAT'S IT!!!! KID RAZOR, YOU ARE DEAD!!!!!" Scott pulled down his glasses, firing an optic blast at the Ultimate Rockstar. Unfortunately for Scot, Razor saw it coming.
"Uh oh!" His reflexes were faster than the beam of pink light, and Razor ducked, causing the beam to fly above him into the hall.
A hallway
"This is some priceless beer." Logan said to Warren. The grizzled Canadian feral was holding a six-pack. "I can't believe we finally get to drink it at last."
"Yeah." Warren grinned. "What a great day. Hey, what's that?"
"Huh? AAAGH!!!" A pink beam of light, Scott's optic blast, hit the six pack, and Logan, hard, causing him to go through a wall.
"Your aim is trash, just like your car!" Kid Razor's voice jeered from the Common Room.
"Logan, you okay?" Warren blinked.
"SHADES!!!!!" Logan roared. Warren yelped in fright and ran into the nearest room.
"Hey!" Storm's voice exclaimed from inside.
"I'll explain later!"
The Common Room
"Uh oh." Scott yelped.
"Oh, you gonna die now, Summers." Razor smirked as he walked calmly to the piano and sat on it. "You are so going to get it.
"SHADES, YOU BLASTED SOME PRICELESS BEER!!!!! NOW I'M GOING TO TAKE IT OUT OF YOUR HIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Logan ran towards Scott, claws unsheathed, eyes glowing red, screaming for Summers blood.
"Uh oh!" Jenny, Tigra, Sunspot, Beast, and Rogue moved to hold him back.
"We can't stop him!" Hank exclaimed.
"Run, Scott!" Jean screamed.
"ZOINKS!!!" Scott screamed, and tried to run for his life, resulting in him running around in circles. Thor walked in, head pounding.
"Oh, my head…what?" Thor blinked as he saw the X-Men and Avengers that had super strength try to hold a cursing and roaring Logan from a panicking Scott. Thor gasped and ran to help his comrades.
"Calm, feral one!"
"I don't think we're allowed here again anytime soon, huh?" Razor asked Jean.
"Absolutely not!" Jean snapped.
"Ahh, you know you want me." Razor smirked.
Well, the insanity is coming to an end! What madness will happen next? Will the Avengers been seen again? What madness does the future hold? Find out soon! This is L1701E, saying thanks for reading!