The Truth About Trolls
by A. Troll

Forward by the Author

You may think you know all there is to know about trolls; that they pertain to the following (rude) descriptives: ugly, stupid and rancid. Well, you couldn't be more wrong! The purpose of this manuscript is to inform you, the mindless human public, of the true nature of the most superlative species on earth1! So, sit back, curl up with a hot cup of tea by the fire, and prepare to be enlightened!

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