Disclaimer- I dont own any of the characters, only the plot.

Legolas was riding his horse while eating crackers. Suddenly without Legolas noticing Harry Potter appeared and started hitting him with a handbag. Legolas got mad and started hitting Harry with half frozen lumps of salami. Harry deflected those with his arm and he started to cry. Gandalf appeared and started yelling at Legolas for hurting a fellow wizard. Legolas got so mad that he joined evil. Harry was confused why Legolas left. He was crying because his tailbone hurt. Gandalf told him not to worry and nothing would happen. Legolas blew up the world and he made this end.

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Author notes- Very short and edited (as of now, it is better than before) Please review!

Mr. Random