Disclaimer: Naruto and co. don't belong to me or else Sakura would not exist and Sasuke and Naruto would have followed up their kiss with some wonderful boy smut!
Warnings: This will have some shonen-ai between Kakashi and Iruka and Naruto and Sasuke. So if you don't like don't read it! Oh and flames will be used to burn Orochimaru! (glomps Orochimaru)
Carlos: No she won't use flames to burn Orochimaru.
Emis: Yeah I know. (hehe glomps Orochimaru more)
This fic is dedicated to my friend Danielle! Yah go Danny!!! (glomps her too) ehehe.
Rating: for now it's PG-13 but next chapter will be most definitely be R though still not sure.
I've Never
Sasuke's POV
I took another swig of sake. There were screaming girls and groaning guys. I looked to my right and saw Naruto in all his orange goodness. Next to him sat the pink haired wench, Haruno Sakura all giddy. Next sat Ino. After Ino slouched the laziest ass ever, Shikamaru. Closely after sat the green spandex loving, fuzzy eyebrow, over energetic, Rock Lee. Next to Lee sat, I still don't know how Naruto managed to drag THEM here, Iruka and Kakashi. I noticed them at the same time because Iruka seems to have crawled into Kakashi's lap along time ago. Iruka and Kakashi were right next to me due since we were in a circle. We were playing the fun-though I would never admit it out loud- drinking game I've never.
How may you ask did I, Uchiha Sasuke, get dragged-literately- into playing this game with all these people at Naruto's house?
It all started this morning.
This morning (normal pov)
It was a bright and sunny day in Konoha. It was around twelve in the afternoon. Team 7 was at their usual meeting place, the bridge. They had been there since their meeting time, nine.
"Kuso! Where is our perverted sensei?!" Naruto yelled pacing back and forth fuming.
Their sensei, Kakashi, was late again for the hundredth time.
"Naruto no baka! Stop pacing it's giving me a headache." pink hair witch, um I mean Sakura yelled massaging her wide forehead.(1) Her eyes turned to where Sasuke stood leaning against a tree. Her eyes became little green hearts. She walked over stopping in front of the unusually quiet boy.
"Hi Sasuke-kun!. What do you think about Kakashi being late again?" the green eyed girl said.
"Hn." was all Sasuke responded his eyes closed trying to give the girl to go away by ignoring her. It didn't work to his liking.
The stupid oblivious girl took that as a sign to start a very long annoying one-sided conversation. Sasuke looked away from her to the now fuming blonde sitting on the ground pouting.
Just then there was a small noise and in a puff of smoke appeared Kakashi.
"Yo." he said raising up two fingers. His visible eye curved upwards into a half crescent moon.
"You're late!" Naruto and Sakura yell pointing accusing fingers at their sensei.
It was ritual Kakashi would come hours late Naruto and Sakura would scream "your late" and then he would give them a half assed excuse and they would yell or mutter "liar".
Kakashi has to stop himself from sighing or laughing. "I went dolphin riding and got too caught up."
"Liar." Naruto and Sakura said in unison.
Sasuke shook his head and smiled to himself knowing about a certain schoolteacher dolphin Kakashi might be 'riding'.
"SOooo" Naruto said tapping his foot impatiently.
"So what?" Kakashi asked managing to look sheepish.
"So what mission do we have today?!" Naruto screamed letting his anger fly.
"Oh that we don't have a mission today." his one eye drooping slightly giving the impression he's either stoned or lacking sleep.(oh yeah cause we know Iruka's been keeping him awake . I'm gonna tell his mom! Oooohhhh!)
Naruto and Sakura fell over. Sasuke barely held himself up.
"Nani?!" Naruto yelled his voice a pitch normal people don't have. Kakashi cringed at the voice.
"You made us wait here for two hours and then you show up with no freaking mission?!"(2) Naruto yelled, somehow managing to tower over Kakashi with murder in his eyes.
Kakashi cowered at the look the loudmouth ninja was giving him.
"Um.. yeah?" Kakashi said scratching the back of his head with one hand.
"I'm seriously gonna murder you!" Naruto yelled lunging forward.
"Meep! Bye!" Kakashi said before quickly disappearing in a puff of smoke leaving Naruto to grab nothing but air.
"Kuso Kakashi-sensei come back here!" Naruto yelled.
"Shut up dobe." Sasuke said calmly as ever. Not showing that his ears were permanently damaged seconds ago by Naruto's voice. "What has gotten into you?"
"None of your business Sasuke-baka." Naruto huffed before crossing his arms over his chest and sitting on the ground.
"What is it baka?" Sasuke persisted. It wasn't usually that affected the orange clad ninja this much.
"If you must know I . . . am bored." Naruto wailed.
Now Sasuke fell over.
"Nani?" Sasuke had been expecting a long explanation about something- terrible happening, nut not that. Just then Sakura being the little interrupting bitch she is decided it was the perfect time to come over.
"I know Naruto why don't you play a game?" Sakura suggested.
"Yes! Game night at my house!" he yelled shooting up. He grabbed Sasuke's hand and ran dragging him towards the direction of Iruka-sensei's house. Sasuke was in a daze not really knowing what was going on.
While going to Iruka's house they met with Shikamaru and Ino. Shikamaru was looking at the clouds while Ino was trying to talk to him.
"Hey game night at my house. Come it will be fun!" Naruto screamed not really stopping.
After that they saw Rock lee running around in little circles.
"Come to my house to play games!" Naruto yelled not stopping again.
Naruto finally stopped in front of Iruka-sensei's house. He bounced right in not bothering to knock.
There is giggling coming from the living room.
"Iruka-sensei!" Naruto yelled.
The giggling stopped followed by a loud thud.
Naruto dragged Sasuke into the living room. On the floor lay a very red Iruka. Hovering above him his arms slightly out was Kakashi. His one eye widened for a second before dropping in an irritated scowl. Thought you really couldn't tell. Both were looking at the new comers.
"Kakashi-sensei what are you doing to Iruka-sensei? Naruto yelled putting his hands on his hips. (He was still holding Sasuke's so one of Sasuke's too.)
"Um. . . Naruto . . .I . . can. . explain?" Iruka stuttered from the ground so very red.
Kakashi just grinned under his mask.
"I told you; Iruka can't fight a jounin like you! So stop attacking him!"
Sasuke snickered but stuffed his fist into his mouth to muffle the noise.
"Nani Sasuke-baka?" Naruto said turning to him.
"I think Iruka likes to get attacked by Kakashi." Sasuke said behind his fist.
Iruka gaped and only reddened more. Kakashi giggled.
Naruto stared Kakashi giggles?! o.O
"Any who!" Naruto yelled quite loudly. "Iruka and Kakashi-sensei you are to go to my house to play games!"
"Um ok sure what games?" Iruka asked. Kakashi just sat there thinking up excuses not to go.
"I've Never and truth or dare and many more! Wait no only those two." he said scratching the back of his head a grin plastered on his face.
"Um sure we'll make it, right Kakashi?" Iruka asked kicking Kakashi really hard in the shin. Kakashi whimpered and nodded.
"Ok then its settled come over in like ten minutes." Naruto said before dragging Sasuke out again and running towards his place.
Ok that was the first chapter. yah I feel so good! This is my first Naruto fic oh and this is my very first humor fic so um please review or send me an email at yukisloveryahoo.com. Like it, hate it, want me to continue, want to kill me? I know this chapter isn't really funny but it will get better I hope. please review or send me an email telling me! Please just put 'meep' and I will be happy or 'sucks shit' or something equally nice and I will appreciate it.
[1] I hate Sakura so I'm gonna bad mouth her so much in this fic! So I apologize to all Sakura fans. wait there are Sakura fans?!?!? o.O If your a Sakura fan you must be on drugs!!!! oh well any who.
[2] naruto may be stupid and angry but not that stupid to curse infront of a teacher like that. or mabey he is? (ponders this)lol
Oh yeah there is line from one of my fave animes in this fic! If you can guess which one I'll give you the next chapter before everyone else! Just email me leaving your answer. I'll give you a hint! (hands you hint!) lol j/king the clue is "Furuba!"Ok signing of for now!, Emis!
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