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Happy Anniversary

Before they knew it, Bugs And Lola were soon to celebrate their one-year anniversary. Bugs wanted to prepare a very special night for them. First thing he did was to get a babysitter for the kids. He was able to convince Granny. Second, he needed a location and a plan of attack. Love is a battle isn't it?

That afternoon…Bugs was engaged in a conversation over the phone

"Eh, ok…very good…dat would be great," he said

Just then Lola came into the room.

"Gotta go, bye!" hanged up Bugs quickly

"Who were you talking to?" asked Lola

"Nobody," said Bugs innocently

"Right," said Lola not believing him

"It was just some…telemarketer. Lets just concentrate on us now," said Bugs getting up and placing his hands on her waist, "Its gonna be just you and me tonight, Lo."

"So, what are we gonna do?" asked Lola, forgetting about the phone call

"It's a surprise…" said Bugs with a sneaky grin, "but, I'll give ya preview."

"Oh really?"

"Yeah…" He said swinging her over and about to kiss her Casanova style before…RING!

"I got it!" yelled Bugs quickly, dropping Lola with a thud on the floor to pick up the phone. "Hello? Yeah…." He then looked at the evil face Lola gave him, "eh, no speaky any engleesh! Sorries!"

"Yeah, now she'll never guess that I'm hiding something!" said Lola sarcastically as she left the room.

Bugs slapped his head, "D'oh!"

He then answered the phone, "I told you not to call at dis time! Now she's getting suspicious… I told you what I wanted. You just do what I asked and I'll handle da rest…Tanks, bye!"

Later that night…

Bugs knew he had to make-up for earlier. He promised to himself that he will do everything in his power to make it an unforgettable night.

He finished getting ready. He was wearing a very nice black suit. Soon enough he heard the doorbell ring. He went to answer it and found Granny at the door.

"Hello dear, sorry I'm late," said Granny

"Eh, its OK Granny," said Bugs

"Where are the little darlings?"

"Dey're over here," said Bugs leading her to the living room. The kids were playing in the playpen.

"Why hello there cuties!" she said picking Tanya up. She tickled her chin and Tanya giggled.

"Thanks for watching them," said Bugs

"Its no trouble dear," said Granny putting Tanya down, "where's Lola?"

"She's getting ready,"

"I'm ready," said Lola as she came into the room. She was wearing a very sexy black dress. Bugs was wide-eyed.

"You look beautiful deary," said Granny

"Thanks," said Lola, "Their bottles are warming up in the stove, their diapers are on top of the changer, and…"

"Its alright dear, I can figure it out. You two are running late! I want you two to go out and enjoy yourselves. Don't worry about a thing, I'll take care of the home front and the little darlings!"

"Well…alright. If there is any trouble, just call my cell phone, Ok?"

"We'll be fine, don't worry yourself,"

"Ok," said Lola. She then turned her attention to Bugs, "are you ready?"

"Huh…" babbled Bugs. He then shook himself into reality and said quickly, "yes! Lets go!"

They got into their car and drove away….to where? Only Bugs knows! (and me….ha ha!)

"Where are we?" asked Lola, who was blindfolded at the moment

"You'll see…" said Bugs leading her out of the car

"How can I?"

"I mean eventually," he stopped her where she stood, "OK, you can look now."

Lola lifted her blindfold. She was surprised. It was a lake. Not just any lake, but the lake that she loved so much. There was a white domed structure on the bank of the lake. There was a table for two in the center with a candle and a waiter who was well….waiting for them! There was a chef waiting outside a tent, that was his makeshift kitchen. Eh, what were ya expecting, da Ritz?

"Oh Bugs!" gasped Lola

"Eh, I knew you would like it," said Bugs

"This is so wonderful!" she said before giving him an assertive kiss.

They both walked together towards the table, where the waiter courteously helped them sit down and hand them their menus. They read their all-vegetarian menus and picked what they liked. They gave their orders to the waiter, who went to the chef, who went to work.

While they were waiting…

"Oh its so beautiful here tonight," said Lola

"And it brings back so many memories," added Bugs

"Yeah, like our first date,"

"Yeah, we were right over dere sitting on top of da hood of da car," said Bugs pointing to an area by the lake.

"And then it started to rain," she giggled then said, "you looked so cute when you were singing in the rain."

"Oh you saw dat?"

"Yeah,"

"Dat was a great day for me," said Bugs, "I have a lot of memories of dis place. I used to come here when I wanted to be alone. Just to think, you know. But I'll never forget dat night."

"Me neither," sighed Lola, "You saved my life that night,"

"Not only did I save your life, but you saved mine,"

"And how is that?"

"When you told me you loved me too. You brought me to life wit dose woids,"

"I don't know what I would have done without you Bugs. When you came into my life, my world became a wondrous place of love. Life is worth living, just because you're here…with me,"

"Now and forever, Lo" he said holding her hand, looking into her eyes for a moment.

"Its really quiet here" said Bugs changing the subject, "I think we need some entertainment."

As soon as he said that, a Mariachi band zoomed to their table and began to play a beautiful Spanish ballad.

"Oh! This is so sweet," said Lola

Then their dinner arrived. They ate, they talked, and then they ate some more.

"Excuse me waiter," said Bugs

"Yes, sir?" said the waiter

"Please bring da lady and me ya best wine,"

"Very good sir," said the waiter. He went to fetch the wine. He served them two glasses.

"What shall we drink to?" asked Bugs

"To love," said Lola

"To us," said Bugs

They lifted their glasses and drank. It was a beautiful evening of romance for them.

But soon it began to get late and they had to get back home to the kids. They got into the car and drove home, but Bugs took an unusual route.

"Why are we going this way?" asked Lola

"Eh, I hoid dat dere was a traffic jam dat way, so I'm avoiding it,"

"OK,"

The road they took led them to Acme Loo. To their surprise, the lights were on in the gym.

"That's weird," said Lola

"Lets go investigate," said Bugs

He parked the car and they walked towards the door. When they walked through, it was silent until…

"HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!" yelled a crowd of family and friends

Lola practically jumped. Bugs had a smile on his face.

"Wow! Aww, you guys shouldn't have!" said Lola

Melissa and Petunia came up to her, "We wanted to. Besides it was all Bugs' idea."

"Bugs' idea?" said Lola. She looked around but Bugs was gone.

"Ladies and Gentlemen," came a familiar voice. The lights went dim and a spotlight shone on Lola. "All of you showed up tonight to celebrate our first year togeder as husband and wife."

A light then shined on a makeshift stage. Bugs was on the microphone with a guitar. On the stage was Taz on drums, Daffy on bass, and Porky on piano.

"I'd like to dedicate dis song to da woman of my life, Mrs. Lola Bunny," said Bugs, "1,2,3." Then the band played a familiar song. Sing it if you know it!

I met her by chance while in da show
Where you showed me off and you were cool just like Coca-cola
C-o-l-a cola
She walked passed me and she gave me a glance
I asked her her name and in a pretty voice she said Lola
L-o-l-a Lola lo-lo-lo-lo Lola

Well I'm not da world's most physical guy
But when she squeezed me tight she nearly broke my spine
Oh my Lola lo-lo-lo-lo Lola
Well I'm not dumb but I can't understand
Why she walked like a woman and was tough like a man
Oh my Lola lo-lo-lo-lo Lola lo-lo-lo-lo Lola

Well we shared some laughs and had our time
Oh wow she was fine
She made me feel what its like to be free
And I said wont you come home wit me?
Well I'm not da world's most passionate guy
But when I looked in her eyes I completely fell for my Lola

Lo-lo-lo-lo Lola lo-lo-lo-lo Lola
Lola lo-lo-lo-lo Lola lo-lo-lo-lo Lola

What can I say?
A man's gotta do
Dat he has to do
I got down on my knees
Then I looked at her and she at me
Well dat's da way dat I want it to stay
And I always want it to be dat way

for my Lola Lo-lo-lo-lo Lola
Girls will be girls and boys will be boys
It's a mixed up muddled up shook up world

except for Lola Lo-lo-lo-lo Lola

Well I never knew what was in store
And I'd never ever kissed so tender before
Then Lola smiled and took me by da hand
And said I'll be your girl if you'd be my man
Well I'm not da world's most masculine man
But I know what I am and I am the biggest fan
of my Lola Lo-lo-lo-lo Lola lo-lo-lo-lo Lola
Lola lo-lo-lo-lo Lola lo-lo-lo-lo Lola

The crowd cheered for Bugs and his band. Lola was in the spotlight, filled with tears of joy. Bugs came off of the stage and went towards her. She hugged him and gave him a kiss. He returned the hug and accepted the kiss gracefully. The crowd was touched by the display.

"Oh Bugs!" she sighed, "You never cease to amaze me."

"Dats right," he whispered back

"I love you,"

"I love you too,"

The whole night was a glorious night of celebration and love. They partied well into the next morning. Eh, toons! Such party animals!

Bugs and Lola got home at three in the morning. Granny was reading a book while sitting in a chair. She heard them come in then approached them.

"The kids are asleep," whispered Granny

"Were they any trouble?" asked Lola

"No, they were well behaved little darlings,"

"Thanks for everything Granny," said Bugs

"My you were quite the singer," said Granny

"You heard about the party? I'm sorry you had to miss it," said Lola

"I didn't miss a thing, I saw the whole party via satellite,"

"Wow, dats cool," whispered Bugs, "we don't want to keep you any longer, Granny. Here," he said handing her some money

"No no,"

"Please Granny," insisted Bugs

"I don't want any money. Its alright,"

"Please Granny don't do this to us. You must take it," insisted Lola

"Well, if you two must insist," said Granny, reluctantly taking the cash.

"Do you have a ride home?" asked Bugs

"Yes, I can manage dear, goodnight," said Granny walking towards the door, "and congratulations."

"Thanks," said Bugs and Lola together, waving goodbye to her at the door

She drove off in her own car and Lola shut the door. Bugs then sneaked up to her and kissed her assertively against the door.

"Oh, you're so bad," whispered Lola when he released the kiss

"I know," he whispered back

"Shall we continue this?"

"You bet,"

Bugs and Lola than tip-toed towards their room. When they were walking past the kids' door, Bugs felt a sneeze coming. Lola stopped him by placing her finger under his nose. They stood still cause they heard the kids stir in bed. They were about to take another step when…

"ACHOO!" sneezed Lola

"WAH!" wailed Tanya and Sean

"Eh, I'll put dem to sleep, you go get ready," suggested Bugs

"OK," said Lola

Bugs came into the room and sat between the kids' cribs.

"Alright, calm down guys," soothed Bugs. The kids quieted down a little.

"Dere dat's better," continued Bugs, "how about I tell you kids a story?"

They looked at him curiously.

"I'll take dat as a yes. Once upon a time dere was dis handsome Prince who lived in a great kingdom. He wasn't happy because his Princess was really a Witch who only wanted da Prince's kingdom. Da Witch stole da Prince's heart and ran away with a Wizard from another kingdom."

They looked at him strangely.

"Dat wizard wasn't a nice wizard like Harry Potter. He was more like You-Know-Who except much dumber."

They giggled.

"Da Prince was very sad. He didn't know what to do. The Duke, his friend, told him to 'search da kingdom. Maybe you'll find something dat will make you feel better.' So da Prince did so. He searched all over. Until one day he found a pretty Maiden. She was a noble lady who happened to be exploring the land. Da Prince fell madly in love wit her. Da Maiden was unsure at first, den she eventually became his friend."

The kids smiled.

"Da Prince and da Maiden were very good friends. One day when dey were riding horses, something bad happened. A Fiend who was after da Maiden came and attacked her. Da Maiden was smart and escaped da first attack. However, when da Maiden was alone he struck again. Da Prince came and saved her. Da Warriors of da kingdom came and arrested da Fiend. Da Maiden was very grateful dat da Prince saved her. Da Prince tought dat dis would be da time to tell her how he felt. So he took her to an enchanted lake and declared his love for her. The Maiden was very happy and she told him dat she loved him, too. At dat moment da Maiden transformed into a beautiful Sorceress. She then used her magical powers to give back the heart da was stolen by da Witch. Da Witch was very mad."

Da… I mean…The kids whimpered a little.

"Don't worry, da Sorceress' magic was good and couldn't be hurt by da evil magic of da Witch. Da Prince was very happy dat da Sorceress saved him, so he asked her to marry him. Da Sorceress was very happy and said yes. Dey were very happy dat dey celebrated wit deir friends, da Duke and Duchess. But one day da evil Fiend returned. He came to get revenge. He used his lance to attack, and da Sorceress was hurt when she tried to save the Duchess."

The kids let out a little cry. But Bugs hushed them.

"Da Prince was really mad. He used all of his might to defeat da Fiend himself. Da Fiend was never to be seen again when da Prince was trough wit him. Da Prince was scared dat da Sorceress wouldn't make it, but thankfully da Sorceress was strong. She survived da attack. Da Prince was very happy."

The kids smiled then let out a little yawn.

"Soon da Prince and da Sorceress were married and became King and Queen of da kingdom. Dey were very happy together. Da King and da Queen had two beautiful children, da new Prince and Princess. But one day da evil Witch came to attack dem. Da Queen used her magical powers to send dat awful Witch out of da kingdom forever. Da King and Queen ruled da land and lived happily ever after,"

The kids were sound asleep after Bugs finished his story. He kissed their foreheads then tip-toed towards the door. When he reached the hallway he found Lola waiting for him there.

"That was a really cute story Bugs," she whispered

"Thanks," he whispered back

"So, is that the end of your story?"

"No way," he said with a smile, "It was just the beginning."

But it is THE END of this story…

J.C. the Wabbit: Well people my story has reached its end. I'm sad. I loved writing this story… now it's over…snivel. Oh well all, stories have to end sometime. But I'll write some more stories!

Oh yeah, I will make fanart for this story. Emphasis on WILL because I haven't any at the moment. I'll post it on DA. (Thanks to Bugsygurl for the suggestion!) There will be a link on my profile.

This story is hereby copyrighted (…although not technically…) Please people don't copy my stuff! (Its been brought to my attention that my stuff has been appearing in other places where I didn't give permission. I let it slide at first, but I'm not the only one who noticed. Please! Please don't steal my story that I worked so hard to write!)