Surprise. Another new story. But this one is going to be a short one-only 4 chapters. And I already have the story written out, all that's left is typing it. But anyways, just for a little forewarning-this story will have no literary value whatsoever. You have been warned.

Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha, I never will. Happy now?

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Speedo!

Chapter 1: The Fun Begins

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"Hello?" Kagome spoke into the receiver.

"Hey Kag, guess what?" an excited voice answered.

"What Eri?" replied Kagome, absentmindedly wrapping a finger around the telephone cord. 'Great, now I'll be stuck here for the next 30 minutes and Inuyasha expects me back now.'

"I'm throwing a pool party to celebrate the end of school. I was hoping you could come."

"Oh, well when is it?"

"This Saturday."

'Crap, I'll be in the Feudal Age then. Inuyasha will never let me come back.'

"I'm sorry, but I'm a little busy this weekend," Kagome answered, sadness tinting her voice.

"Oh Kagome I'm sorry. I really wish you could come. I hardly get to see you anymore! And it wasn't going to be a big party. Just Ayumi, Yuka, and a few more friends from school. Oh, and Hojo will be there as well."

'Darn you Inuyasha! I never get to hang out with my friends anymore because of you. Wait. Why should I be forced to listen to him? I can do whatever I want!'

Just before Kagome was about to tell Eri her change of mind Inuyasha walked in.

"Hey wench why are you still here?" Inuyasha growled. "We have shards to hunt."

When Kagome saw Inuyasha her eyes lit up.

"Hey Eri, can you hold a sec?"

"Sure."

Kagome gently placed the phone down and turned to Inuyasha. "Hey Inuyasha?"

Inuyasha nervously backed up against a wall. 'Oh great, here comes the sitting and I didn't even do anything wrong!' "What?"

"Have you ever been to a pool party?"

This wasn't what Inuyasha was expecting, but the surprise was definitely good. "What's that?"

"Oh, it's when a party is thrown where everyone goes swimming."

"Feh, I haven't ever been to a party."

"You haven't? Well do you want to go to one?"

"What? Are you having a party?"

"No, but one of my friends is. It's in 4 days and I'm sure she wouldn't mind if you came."

"Well…"

"Oh come on! It'll be fun! I really want you to come! Plus, there will be food."

That sealed it. "Alright, I'll go."

"Thank you!" squealed Kagome. She then quickly picked up the phone to tell the good news to Eri before Inuyasha could change his mind.

"Hey Eri, guess what?"

"Can you come now?" asked Eri excitedly.

"Yes! But I was wondering if a few of my friends could come as well. I had plans with them this weekend and they would be bummed if I couldn't hang out with them. They are really nice." Kagome decided to not tell Eri about how 'nice' Inuyasha actually was. She was better off not knowing.

"Of course they can come! If they are friends of yours then they must be cool. And anyways, it's a party, the more the merrier!"

"Oh thank you Eri! I'll see you Saturday."

"Great, I can't wait to see you Kag."

Kagome hung up the phone, happiness radiating off her body. She always loved pool parties. "Let's go Inuyasha. We have to tell Miroku, Sango, and Shippo about the party we are going to!"

"About time we can leave."

Kagome smiled the whole way to the well. She smiled the whole way to Kaede's village. She continued smiling when she saw Miroku and Sango in the distance. The smile immediately left her face when she heard 'PERVERT!' being yelled and saw Miroku crumple to the ground. She then slapped her forehead. 'Oh no, what was I thinking? Pool party…girls…bathing suits…Miroku. We're all dead.'

"Hey Kagome, I see Inuyasha brought you back. Are we leaving for shards now?" asked Sango, taking the younger girl by surprise.

"Huh? Shards? Wha…oh yeah. Shards! Of course! But we have to come back in 3 days," replied Kagome while glaring daggers at the monk who was slowly sitting up.

"Hmm? Why is that?"

"Oh, well one of my friends is throwing a pool party and we are all going," Kagome answered, now silently wishing a youkai would come and kidnap Miroku for the next 4 days.

"Really? That's awesome," said Sango getting excited. Then something dawned on her. "Hold on. Did you say everyone? Including him?" asked Sango, looking in Miroku's direction.

"Yes, unfortunately even him," replied Kagome, glaring at the monk when he innocently waved at her.

"Oh no. We're all doomed," cried Sango.

"I think Sango," stated Kagome slinging her arm around her friend's shoulders, "that you just made the understatement of the century."

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Three days later the group returned to the well. They had spent those 3 days wondering around aimlessly and arguing amongst each other, you know, what they normally did. But they were all in high spirits as they got to the well.

'Yea! I'm going to a party with my…normal…friends!' thought Kagome excitedly.

'Yes, I can finally relax and not have to worry about demons for a few days,' thought Sango.

Shippo bounced around excitedly, waiting to be transported to Kagome's time. 'Whoohoo! I finally get to see Kagome's time!'

Inuyasha was happy to be going as well but unlike the others he didn't show it. He had his arms crossed in front of his chest and an expression of pure boredom on his face. 'Must remain my tough, cold outer appearance. Must contain…yea! There's gonna be.' "FOOD!!" shouted Inuyasha, startling his friends. He then dropped his head in embarrassment. 'Aww dammit, I said that out loud. Must now make up for it.' He flexed his claws and emitted a low growl. He was just daring someone to comment on his outburst. Everyone just stared at him in amusement. 'Aww darn it. They aren't scared of me at all.'

Miroku stared at Inuyasha, that is until his mind wondered back to where it was before Inuyasha's outburst. 'Ahh, girls, girls, girls, girls, girls, girls…' He continued to think that as his eyes got all dreamy looking and he sighed in contentment. He was rudely snapped out of his fantasies when Sango slapped him.

"Pervert."

"Why Sango, I didn't say anything."

"You didn't need to. Your expression said enough."

Miroku grinned ruefully while rubbing his head.

"Ok, let's go over. I'll take Shippo and Inuyasha will take Miroku and Sango."

"Fine," growled Inuyasha, still trying to look dangerous.

"Come on Shippo." Shippo jumped into Kagome's arms and then she jumped into the well. Five minutes later the others joined them.

Once they were in Kagome's time Kagome turned very strict and business like. "Ok, first things first. Since we are going to a pool party you guys need bathing suits."

"Eh Kagome? What's a bathing suit?" asked Sango.

Kagome's face plummeted at this question. 'Uh oh. What if they don't like them? After all they don't have anything like those in the Feudal Age.' Everyone was staring at her expecting an answer so she finally sighed and gave them one. "It is a skin tight piece of clothing you wear while swimming. They tend to show a lot of skin. That's for girls. For guys they are basically a pair of shorts."

When Miroku heard that his face lit up like a little kids on Christmas morning. "I like how that sounds. Skin tight…skin…lots of girls."

Before Sango could reach him Kagome did. She calmly walked up to Miroku and then with a speed no one knew she possessed, in fact it came as a surprise even to her, she had grabbed one of his arms and pinned it behind his back.

"Ow! My lady Kagome what…OW! Are you insane? What are you doing? OW!"

"You are not," Kagome jerked up on his arm, "to ask any of my friends, "she jerked again, "to bear your child!" she finished with another jerk. "Do you understand?" she asked sweetly, releasing his arm.

Miroku immediately cradled his aching arm and backed away from Kagome. "Yes, you have made yourself quite clear. No child bearing questions shall cross my lips while in your time."

"Good. Now that we got that settled let's go get you guys changed so we can go shopping!"

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Next chapter they do battle with their worse enemy ever created-modern day clothes! Make sure you come back for it, it's gonna be funny! (I still laugh at some parts and I wrote it, yes, I am sort of sad) Well, always, please review, or no chapter! Hahahaha! Oh you know I would update no matter how many reviews I got, but please find it in your heart to review.