Disclaimer: I do NOT own any of the Lupin Characters or the show. If I did, I wouldn't be writing this fanfic. I'd just make it an actual epi. Drrrs.

To the readers: I have had a sudden spur of influence to write this thanks to the wonderful work of Amani Ishikawa, and J. Lucy-Daisuke. I've cried while reading both of your fanfics so keep up the good work. And a note to all of you. You should read their stories, even if it does takes you three weeks to read "Dragons and Phoenixes, Fathers and Daughters." It's a great story. And now, off to the part where I actually write Lupin goodness! -Runs off to write, but hits a writers block-

Chapter 1: In the Line of Fire.

-Paris, France-

Loud sirens rang throughout the Louvre. The Lupin gang was at it again. This time however, Zenigata wasn't the only one chasing the group of thieves. A young female officer holding a nightstick high in the air was also in the chase. She was wearing a security guard uniform, and seemed very confused. All she knew was that Fujiko had gotten all the male guards to leave their posts and they never returned.

-Earlier that evening-

"Oh boys, my car broke down and I need someone to help me fix it." Fujiko's destressed, and pouty voice sounded outside. Each and every male guard jumped up from their seats, babbling and begging to be the one to help fix it, while the only female guard just rolled her eyes. Fujiko gave a small thumbs up behind her back as Lupin, Jigen, and Goemon snuck past the security building. Shortly after they had gone past, Fujiko led the security guards to her car.

"No goodnics...Thinking that just because there's a pretty lady asking for help, they can all leave their posts..." The girl murmured under her breath, rather annoyed. And that's when Old Pops arrived.

"Inspector Zenigata from INTERPOL. Have you seen any of these people?" He pulled out four bad mug shots of the Lupin gang.

She lifted her hat from over her eyes a bit and looked at Zenigata. "Tsurugi Hattori..." Her voice was soft and had a rather annoyed sound to it. After her meager introduction she looked at the pictures. "Yeah, I've seen that girl on the left."

"Fujiko." Zenigata mumbled to himself, and then realized that he had found the place Lupin told him he'd be at. "Where'd that's damn thief go?"

"She said that her car broke down...Did you say she's a--" Tsurugi's words were cut off by the alarm system going off. "Dammit Inspector Zenigata! You made me miss what happened! And who did it!"

"I know exactly what happened!" Zenigata screamed right back at her. "Lupin and his damn friends just stole something from your museum!"

"Well obviously. Too bad that Fuji-whatever is off with all our men..." She leaned back in her chair and pushed her hat over her eyes.

"Now listen here Miss, you're a security guard here, and I of all people would expect you to stop those--" Zenigata's eyes traveled as he saw the Lupin gang run past the security office again. He himself went after them. "LUPIN, YOU'RE UNDER ARREST!"

Tsurugi rolled her eyes and stood up. "Damn men..." She went after Zenigata, nightstick in hand, and that's where our story begins.

-Back to present time-

Zenigata, gaining on Lupin again shouted, "Damn it Lupin! You're under friggin' arrest!"

"Sorry Pops! Not this time!" Lupin spoke in his rather loud voice. As soon as he said that he had hoped into the Alfa Romeo, followed by Jigen, Goemon, and Fujiko.

"Crap, crap, crap, crap, CRAP!" Zenigata yelled having his usual hissy-fit. Tsurugi came up Zenigata with a straight face.

"We can take my motorcycle and try to catch up with them." She offered, giving a small shrug afterwards.

"It'll take too long to get to it." He mumbled still very pissed that Lupin got away again.

"No it won't." She walked over to a taller bush like plant and started the engine. It roared insanely loud, and Zenigata covered his ears and screamed at her.

"WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING?!"

By that time the engine had settled and Tsurugi was giving him an odd look. "It's a motorcycle. And you know, you don't have to yell."

"Yeah sure..." He mumbled as he got on the motorcycle. They then sped off in the direction Lupin had driven.

-On the road-

"Ha ha! Great job Fujicakes! We didn't even need the disguises this time!" Lupin was nearly screaming as he sped down a busy road.

"Would you keep your friggin' eyes on the damn road Lupin?" Jigen spoke from underneath his fedora.

"Don't be such a grouch. The heist was great, we got away again, and this time we didn't need our lousy costumes. What could go wrong?" He then turned and looked out the window and slammed the brakes. "Oh great, how'd Pops get ahead of us...?"

And indeed Zenigata was standing with a pair of handcuffs out in the middle of the road. Tsurugi had finally gotten the police on scene and they were blocking the road ahead.

"Dammit Lupin, look what happened now." Jigen's voice was stern and pissed as he reached for his Smith and Wesson. Once out, he shot at two cop cars tires, reloaded and did it to the other ones. "All right Lupin, hit it!"

"Gladly." And at that moment Lupin, Jigen, Goemon, and Fujiko, had escaped into the country leaving everyone stunned and thoroughly pissed.

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Author: Well there you have it. My first chapter of my Lupin the 3rd fanfic. It's a tad bit rough around the edges, but I feel it has some decent value to it. Hope you enjoyed. And I'd like it if you reviewed. But ya know, you don't have to. I enjoy all types of reviews, good or bad.