Summary: The Fantasy Boarding School is inviting students for a new school year. But what happens when the characters of InuYasha, YuYu Hakusho, Cardcaptor Sakura, and Yugioh all attend and meet for the first time? Read to find out!

A/N: 2 YEARS WOW! Well, um, anyone miss me? IF ANYONE IS STILL READING THIS WELL I'LL KEEP GOING. JUST LET ME KNOW SOMEHOW or I'm really sorry but I might just abandon this story.

The Fantasy Boarding School

Chapter Dedication: This one is for Nytingale, who reviewed after 1 year of no new chapter. Thanks for sticking with me.

Chapter Four (Part One)

Food Fight and Leftovers

"Don't try hard, don't work to hard, just sit back and relax. Because, in the end, life tastes like chicken and chicken tastes good."

Indeed this was true. And, soon, the students at this odd school will soon find out…

"No, I'm sorry Yugi, my millennium card is not to be used in dueling," the magic professor answered.

With all his curiosity of everything that could happen in this school, Yugi had asked, once again, another question in relation to the game of duel monsters. This time he had questioned Professor Lamar on the secrets behind the special card that she carried with her everywhere.

Lamar stood next to Yugi as he walked off the lunch line towards a nearby table filled with all his friends.

"Are you sure, professor? Maybe we can experiment with it," Yugi asked.

"No, I don't think so," Lamar answered.

"Okay, well, maybe not experiment but how about-"

"No."

"But-"

"No."

"Pleeease?"

"Noooo. I'm sorry Yugi, but I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation here. I'm not going to duel you with my millennium card simply because it is not meant for dueling. Also, seeing as I'm not duelist, I don't know the consequences of messing with a system that could possibly ruin the only millennium card that I have. So, chill," the Professor explained leaving Yugi and Joey open-mouthed, and Tea and Yami laughing.

"Enjoy your lunch," she said, patting his head and walking off.

"She sure told you, Yugi," Tea said stifling her laughter.

Yugi sighed, "I just wanted to see what her card could do."

"New School: two, Yugi: zero," Tea said laughing out loud this time.

"Um, excuse me."

Yami and Tea stopped laughing and they all looked up only to be entranced by the stunning dark blue eyes of Kiara, a human elemental sorceress.

"Hey! I know you!" Joey exclaimed smiling widely at her.

She grinned back. "You do."

"Yeah, you bumped into me the first day here."

Instantly, she frowned. She didn't want to be remembered like that.

"I mean, that's not a bad thing. I'm kind of glad you bumped into me…" he said after seeing her frown. And, his rephrased sentence had worked in making it turn upside down.

"Well, I was wondering if I could sit with you guys today?" she asked with hope.

"Yeah! Of course you can sit with us!" Tea answered happily.

"Kira!" A female voice shouted from behind.

She turned around, before taking a seat, to see Kayko with a lunch tray and Yusuke and the boys behind her.

Kiara had made quick friends with Kayko after Kayko witnessed her powers and confessed that she would rather hang out with someone that was "like Yusuke"- whatever that meant.

"Where are you sitting, Kira? Do you mind if we sit with you?"

"Sure, but, uh-" Kiara stuttered before being interrupted.

"Kayko, I don't think that would be a good idea," Yusuke said eyeing Joey.

"What? Why not?" Kayko asked totally oblivious.

"Well, because some of us like trouble." He eyed Joey again.

At this, Joey looked up and glared at Yusuke.

"What are you trying say, buddy! I'm not the one who flooded a classroom with soda!"

"HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY IT WASN'T MY FAULT?"

"AS MANY TIMES NECESSARY FOR YOU TO REALIZE IT WAS!"

"If I recall, Joey, you actually enjoyed the orange soda incident," Yami recalled. Three cheers for photographic memory.

Joey groaned and ignored Yusuke's smirk. He started poking at his food with the spork glaring and wishing it was Yusuke's face.

Kayko sat next to Yugi, across from Kiara, and looked up at Yusuke to see his 'What-are-you-doing? Didn't-you-just-hear-what-I-said?' face.

"What? We're sitting here, today," she declared and started eating her meal.

Yusuke groaned and practically slammed his lunch tray onto the table. Kurama, Hiei, and Kuwabara followed suit but settled with a more mild way of setting the trays down.

Kiara could feel the tension at this table and sweat-dropped after seeing Yusuke glaring daggers at Joey. She looked at Kurama and Hiei and smiled admiring how they could control themselves during a situation like this.

Kurama felt her eyes on him. He looked up at her and returned the smile also admiring her decision to keep calm and not overreact.

"Attention all students," Professor Ashiya's voice spoke boldly through the loud speaker. "The school bus will soon be arriving with any students that, unfortunately, could not accompany us yesterday. Yesterday's volunteers please report to the office in order to welcome the incoming students."

"Hmm," Joey contemplated something. "Yugi?"

"Yeah, Joey?" Yugi looked up from his food.

"Wasn't that jerk, Kaiba, on the list?"

"Oh, yeah," Yugi nodded and looked back at his meal taking a bite.

"Yeah, that's what I thought…" Joey sighed.

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"THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT!"

"…what-"

"He's coming! I won't stand for this!" Joey bellowed rising from his seat.

"Joey, calm down!" Yugi shouted.

(Yelling at someone who's yelling won't stop the yelling. xD)

"How can I calm down when I know that jerk is coming here?!"

"Well, Joey, you knew Seto was coming here since the beginning," Yami recalled, again, not affected by Joey's tantrum.

"I still think-" he continued to argue until a certain morning announcement queen showed up completely out of breath. Looking behind her, the group could see the trail of dust clearing indicating that Maki had been running extremely fast.

(WARNING, WARNING! SETO KAIBA FANGIRL ALERT! Parental guidance is necessary for children under the age of 29475685.)

"Did," she inhaled and exhaled quickly, "did someone say Seto Kaiba?"

"Yeah, Maki, why?" Tea asked.

"As in the Seto Kaiba?" she answered with a question of her own.

"Uh, yes."

"He's coming here?!"

"Yeahhh."

Maki's face went like this - O.O

"Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh!" Maki shrieked.

Everyone's face went like this - O.o?

"Okay," Neko walked into the scene putting a hand on Maki's shoulder, "Who mentioned a hot guy around Maki?"

Attending the Fantasy Boarding School came with its advantages and disadvantages. For Neko, the disadvantages would be controlling the effects of Maki's obsessive compulsive mode.

3 minutes ago

Chiyo's wrist watch's alarm went off causing her to groan.

"Not again! We just got her to temporarily forget about that Kurama guy."

Neko nodded and, with her eyes searched the room for Maki. She spotted her looking around frantically and shouting the same phrase repeatingly.

"Do you have the papers on you, by any chance?" Neko asked looking back at Chiyo.

"Always; I take them with me everywhere now. I mean, she's going to have a nervous breakdown over every hot guy in the world, so might as well." Chiyo answered making Neko laugh.

"Well, we better get over there before her blushing causes her to have a heat stroke."

"Hehehe..."

"AHHHHH! I cannot believe it! I have to redo my make-up! I have to get my hair done! Oh my gosh, does he like brunettes?!" She grabbed on to Tea's shoulders and shook her. "Does he?!"

(Okay, people, the area is clear. Hey, you! Calm that old lady down! What did you say to me?! Do I look like Jerry Springer?! pulls out big knife Alright, buddy, you either back away or else I'm gonna knock you out, tie you up, ship you to Nevada, and sell you to those gay Mormen!)

Neko pulled Maki away from Tea after seeing her dazed look. "Maki, are you alright?"

"Seto-"

"Shhh! Don't say his name!" Neko's eyes shifted around the room expecting the fangirl alert to go off any minute. She looked back at Maki and saw her still infatuated look.

"Maki?" She shook her a little.

"Yes?"

"Do you know the Muffin Man?"

"The Muffin Man?" Maki asked.

"The Muffin Man," Neko answered.

"Who lives on Dreary Lane?"

"Yeah, well, um, he's like, my neighbor. And, he wants to know if you forgot to take your obsessive compulsive medicine today."

Maki snapped out of her trance. "I didn't forget! I just chose not to."

"Ah! She's back ladies and gentlemen. No need to worry!" Neko stated and waved off all the viewers. "What's our timing, Chiyo?"

"68 seconds." Chiyo answered smiling.

"Awesome! New record!"

"How rude, guys! What are you trying to do, set a record in the Guinness' Book of World Records?" Maki said rolling her eyes.

"Yep." Chiyo smirked.

Maki's jaw dropped. Her eyes shifted behind Neko to see Kurama and the rest of the guys laughing a bit. She blushed madly and shouted, "How rude!"

Maki stomped off back to her table.

"You distract her and I'll slip the pills in her drink," Chiyo whispered into Neko's ear.

Neko laughed. "How should I distract her this time? The old 'There's a bug in your hair' trick?"

"Yeah, that one works every time."

They went on after Maki planning how to keep her under control for the remainder of the day. (That is if Maki could ever be kept under control.) Now, taking a seat at their table, Chiyo, Neko, and Maki began to eat their lunch all over again, making random comments on how the day started, how the rest of the year would go, and what was the probability that there would be another "Orange Soda Incident."

Maki glanced up at one of the two boys that were sitting with them, Jay. He was smirking at her and his eyes were giving off a sense of humor. That was when she realized that not only had Hottie McHotHot, Kurama, seen her outburst but the rest of the students in the cafeteria had witnessed it also. She slapped herself on the forehead but quickly regretted it when everyone at the table burst out into laughter. Maki had had a container of watermelon flavored yogurt in her hand and now it was little by little sliding down her face and onto her favorite shirt.

She stood up forcefully, the chair falling back behind her, and put her hands on her hips. "That was so not funny, guys," she said glaring at them even though a smile was tugging at her lips.

They continued to laugh at her except for Ranta who just stared a bit terrified. He had always been nervous around girls but his paranoia just added effect. "Are you okay?" he asked, stuttering a bit.

Maki gave an exaggerated sigh, throwing her arms in the air, and stalking off towards the entrance of the cafeteria. She passed by a table where Sakura and her friends were enjoying lunch with Inuyasha and the gang. Briefly looking at them, she saw that Inuyasha and Syaoran were in a heated argument over whose sword was better and the rest of the group just watched amused and anime sweat-dropping at the same time.

Today was sure going to be an interesting day but things had not been going so well for Maki. Actually, that was only an understatement.

As soon as Maki stepped through the wide doors, the students that it was announced were coming had been a few steps away from entering the cafeteria. She stood there with wide eyes, staring at the newcomers who seemed to be more than confused. They were probably questioning in their minds "Why is this random girl walking around with… yogurt? ...on her face?"

Immediately, Maki dashed back into the cafeteria to warn the rest of the students. Nevertheless, because of her reacting without thinking, she ended up smacking straight into someone. Unfortunately, this person just so happened to be Kai, prince of 'Getting-away-with-anything." Alas, Kai was also the kind of person that thought everyone's actions were done on purpose, even if they were accidents.

His lunch currently lay partially on his clothes but mostly on the floor, and looking up at Maki, he narrowed his eyes suspiciously. "Did you just-"

"No! It was an accident!" Maki shouted holding her hands up. At this, the whole lunch room seemed to freeze and go quiet. Kai bended over and scooped up some of the macaroni and cheese, which had been knocked over, in his hand.

"This was… my favorite!!" he yelled chucking the orangey goop straight at Maki's unexpecting face. Everyone seemed to take a quick intake of air, shocked. For at that moment, Melody and her twin brother, Rei, had just walked in with the students from before.

Now, things had not been going so well for Maki, and even though she had a good sense of humor, this had just set her off. She picked up some of whatever else had been on Kai's tray and swung it back at him. "I said it was an accident!!"

Kai's eyes suddenly became very familiar as the mixture of the food dripped off his face; they were the eyes of a psycho!

"FOOD FIIIIIIIGHT!!!!"

As soon as the words escaped his lips, people either ducked to take cover or they grabbed something off their table to throw at someone.

Kai quickly bent over and grabbed some of the mush on the floor and swerved it back at Maki. However, knowing what was coming, Maki swiftly ducked letting the food fly straight passed her head and right into the face of Kagome.

Kagome wiped the gunk off her face and reached out to grab the peanut-butter and jelly sandwich off her plate, some of the jelly oozing out through the sides from her holding on to it too tightly. She smiled, grinding her teeth together, and, with all the force she could muster up, flung it directly at Kai's face. If he had not thrown himself out of the way, surely the components would be covering the majority of his jet black hair instead of Koga's, who had been standing behind him about to rebuke him for doing what he did to Kagome.

Food was flying everywhere. The cafeteria seemed to have been converted into some battle zone instead of a place to eat. In addition, the room had been split in half; one group throwing food at the other and vice versa. To sum it up, it was like a battle zone and somehow Kai had obtained the clothes of a general and was marching back and forth in front of his "troops."

"We need to perform one final mission, men-"

Tallia cleared her throat, rolling her honey brown eyes.

"-and women!" Kai added and continued his "serious" speech. "We can do this, troops! All we need to do is have a little faith in ourselves!" he said and held his balled-up hand high above his head.

That side of the cafeteria went quiet and all that could be heard were chirping crickets that seemed to come from nowhere at all. Kai sweat-dropped but carried on with his plan. "Alright, Yusuke, I'm going to need you to stop throwing food at Joey. I don't know if you noticed but he's on our side."

Yusuke groaned and then glared over at Joey. He looked back at Kai and asked, "Fine, just one question, Kai-"

"-General Kai."

"General Kai," Yusuke rolled his eyes, "who caused the incident this morning?" He questioned briefly glancing at Kayko who had said earlier that "ruining poor Professor Taishi's classroom" was all his fault. He awaited Kai's answer, expecting him to take all the blame.

"What incident?"

Yusuke's jaw hit the floor.

The group went quiet and the only noise that could be heard was the sound of the hot dog bombs hitting the floor and the chirping crickets. Their heads went back and forth from Kai to Yusuke as they sat up against the lunch tables propped up on their sides as a source of protection.

"What do you mean what incident?!" Yusuke shouted. He felt like slapping Kai upside his head.

"You know, I dropped a potato in Aya's coffee machine and I covered Yuki's summoning staff with skittles, and then there was…" Kai rambled scratching his head to show he was pondering about all the unpleasant things he caused so far.

"The orange soda incident!" Yusuke exclaimed.

"Oh yeah…yeah…yeah, that was me…" Kai muttered completely forgetting what he was talking about previously.

Yusuke looked over at Kayko expecting her to apologize for jumping to conclusions but instead he ended up sweat-dropping. She was in a deep conversation with Tea about not wanting to get her hair grubby by something that would end up not coming off or cause her to have to cut her hair… again. To her it was ironic how she'd end up having to cut her hair because of Yusuke.

A light bulb went on in Kai's head, indicating that he had just remembered what was going on.

"We can defeat Maki's troops and show that fangirl that she's got nothing on me!" he declared, "so, who's with me?!"

No one stepped forward.

"DAMN YOU ALL! I'm going to have to choose your roles, you pansies-" Kai started but was then violently interrupted again by Tallia who had slapped him across the head.

"Ow! You-" She slapped him again.

"Fine, fine! Here's the plan, we all attack at once! Grab whatever's lying around and ATTACK!!!" Kai shouted raising his fist in the air again and staring at the ceiling with stars in his eyes. "We shall go down in history as the Ultimate Food Fight Champions!!"

The group continued to stare at him as if he was crazy but shrugged and picked up whatever was closest to them (from chicken wings to French fries and from Jell-O to rice pudding.) It was either attack now or die trying. Well, not die; more like get detentions for the rest of the week.