Author's Note: waves I'm alive, just so you know! WOW! Thank you for all the reviews! I never realized that I haven't updated in what seems like FOREVER! Sorry about that! What can I say? School is an energy eating monster that can never shut down. I also have SIX mangas! Isn't that grand!
Special Notes: Sponge: You are right about the freak chip thing, the manga is FAR more detailed and longer than the anime and the manga is about the Nazis, too. I used the South America excuse because that is where Walter was in the Anime when Integra was almost killed by her uncle. :) AND GO BRITISH SPELLING! I shall annoy you all with the word - COLOUR!
Special Notes: RenegadePinneapple: The random notes are there so that people won't ask too many questions or critisize me where it is not needed (i.e. how not grammatical Mr. Haggis' speeches are!).
Disclaimer: I made some music videos, but I still don't own Hellsing.
Recap:
Many scenarios started running through Seras' head. She was caught, her master was in shreds and no Hellsing member would be around for a while. She started thinking of everything she could do.
I can't use my gun as it is, that pole is too far away – maybe that cat will bite him! What about 50 pence? Maybe I can bribe him from letting me go? NO! All of these ideas are stupid – what do I do!
Unfortunately, the plan that Seras decided to use was neither brilliant nor gracious. Seras sunk her teeth into Anderson's arm.
"AHAHAH OWWWW!" Anderson's insane laugh was cut off by the immense pain that passed through his arm. Upon instinct, he let go of Seras. As soon as he did, Seras ran a few meters away from him before turning back to try her luck at shooting him. At the same time, Anderson grabbed two hand-fulls of his favorite weapon as he threw them all at Seras.
"Enjoy, yer trip to hell, vampair!"
Chapter 6: From One Danger to Another
Seras screamed and continued to shoot her gun even though it was almost running out of bullets. She managed to break some of the knives before they had hit her. She stopped screaming when she felt something on her leg. It was very warm and . . . squishy! Seras slowly looked down . . . and screamed.
"MASTER! That's disgusting!" She yelled down at her master. The eyes of the bloody glop rose out of it and blocked the rest of the knives from hitting Seras. What was worse, the bloody goop was laughing Alucard's insane laugh. That's a bit like imagining your hundred-eyed pudding laughing at you for no apparent reason.
Seras backed away a good two meters and dropped the gun in the glop. Immediately, the glop materialized into Alucard, who was still laughing.
"That was fun. Liquids are most amusing," Alucard commented as he grinned wider and reloaded his gun.
"Yier disgusting," Anderson scowled.
"Oh, yes I've been told that quite a few times," Alucard grinned. With his gun fully loaded, he aimed at Anderson and fired. Before Alucard got the chance to finish off Anderson, Anderson's holy papers started to consume him again.
"Not again!" Alucard groaned. "Are you running away again! Come back, I get bored," Alucard yelled as he continued to fire at Anderson. Anderson laughed.
"Don't ye worry, vampair. I'm not done wit ye. Iye shall be back soon, enuff!" With a flutter of paper, Anderson vanished into another dimension.
"Yes, and when you come back, I, the Great Alucard, shall defeat you!" and with those grand words said, Alucard continued to laugh insanely. Seras, being the smart girl she was, started backing away from her master before she got in one of the Hellsing cars (which FINALLY arrived) and headed for home.
"That is one day, I would not like to repeat in a hundred years!" Seras exclaimed as she staggered home. Besides being strangled with a madman who barely spoke English and had a certain fetish with sharp knifes, being touched by a disgusting glop was even worse.
Seras mindlessly found her room through the maze which was Hellsing manor, before entering her room, dropping her things on the floor and nonchalantly throwing herself on the bed. Although it was on Seras' mind to eventually take a shower before sleeping, she soon found herself in a deep slumber.
Poke
"mmm . . ." roll
Poke
"mmhmm" rol
POKE
Seras growled. She was just taking a little nap before showering and someone had DARED to wake her up. She grudgingly opened one eye to see . . . an other eye staring back at her.
"AHHH!" Seras screamed as she backed into a corner of her bed. The little eye connected to a bloody goop started laughing.
"MASTER HOW COULD YOU!"It laughed a little more before materializing.
"Police girl you have exactly ten minutes to get ready for class," with that said, the insane vampire vanished into the wall.
Seras glared at Alucard; he didn't seem notice her. She turned away, just a little, to give him the impression that she wasn't looking at him. Then she quickly turned back to look at him. This scenario repeated during the whole ride since Seras was sure that her master would do something horrible to her.
Is he TRYING to mess with my mind? Seras thought angrily as she turned away again. Alucard took this opportunity to sneak a grin.
Drumming her fingers on the desk, Seras sat waiting for class to end. Today was the day. The day that she would get her permit. After class she knew that she and a partner would have a two hour driving class with an instructor. She couldn't wait. She looked down at the permit she was given at the beginning of class. To distract herself, Seras started to look around the room.
Mr. Haggis was droning on and on. Some kid was half asleep while his friend next to him was snoring away. Some girls in the back were having a riveting conversation about who they think will couple up in Hollywood. Another guy was etching his name into the desk with an army knife. Seras scooted a little away from him. She ended scooting up to her master and looked at him. Seras would've slapped her forehead if it wouldn't have been noticeable.
I CAN'T believe that bastard is asleep! So THAT'S why he wears those dark glasses! Seras started to look at the clock. Maybe if she looked at it harder then class would end.
Seras practically bounced out of the room. She ran over to where she knew the instructors would be waiting – the parking lot. Once the lot was in view, Seras saw that some of the other students were already there, already chatting away with their instructors. Seras went up to one that wasn't preoccupied with a student.
"Excuse me, sir, but what do I do?" she asked him politely.
"Well, Miss, do you have a permit?"
"Yes, here it is," Seras stated as she handed him the permit. He started to look it over.
"Looks in grand shape. Lass, you can drive with me." Seras could have squealed in excitement.
"However, you need to have a partner; not a problem, anyone will do," He stated as he started looking around the crowd.
"You there, sir! Come over here will you please?" He yelled as he pointed someone out. Seras didn't bother to look who it was; she didn't care. Today was her first lesson driving out onto the road. Once the other person came close, Seras finally looked at said person. He smile fell while the person sported a fangy grin.
I'm glad I prayed in the morning . . .
Yeah, I know the chapter was short - but I did it! I finished it! The driving starts in the next chapter! Hopefully people haven't
forgotten about me . . . :(
NO FOOTNOTES:)
Halconnen Fairy: Fluttering by on a clear blue day . . .
Luke: Oh shit, is he trying to be poetic?
Jan: Here's a poem:
Vampires' blood is red
The fire around me is blue
I'm really bored now -
So Integra, you wanna screw?
Integra: (bristles) NOT with the likes of YOU! And WHY are you still HERE?
Alucard: What about me?
Integra: (smacks her forehead) I don't like where this conversation is going . . .
Seras: I have pie! Who wants some?
Integra: I do. Anywhere to get away from these morons.
Walter: Thank you for the reivew and for sticking by!