Wow...how long has it been since I updated this story! Since...last November! Well, I finally updated this, so just blame school...and Salvator Gagliardi (that bastard!)
Inspiration of this chapter from: Watching "Invader Zim" and "RenStimpy" DVDs.
Take over again?: Part 2
Cocho: THIS WAY!
Spyro: NO, THIS WAY!
Cocho: Its either the left or right hallway, and I'm NOT taking left! Left is bad luck for me.
Spyro:(glances at Cocho)...Hey, since when were you a dragon anyway? Weren't you a human/dragon hybrid before?
Cocho:...yes...BUUUT, that's not the case, and-
Spyro: And why are you a dragon that almost looks like Red, and is the only dragon wearing UFO pants?
Cocho:(-.-)...Just stick with the plot, ok? Hey...weren't Gulp and Crush chasing?
(Gulp and Crush start coming up the hallway)
Spyro:...I'M OFF! (runs to the right)
Cocho:(glares) I SAID I'M NOT GOING LEFT! COME BACK! (sees Gulp and Crush coming closer and groans) Ah screw it! (runs to the left)
GulpandCrush:(-.o)...
An hour later...
Red:...Rrrr (glares at Ripto), WHAT is taking your morons so long, Riptoc?
Ripto: Well...there's a reason why they are called "morons" Red.
Ineptune: I've just noticed something...I'm totally useless if I can't walk on land! Why am I here?
Red:...I DIDN'T EVEN CALL YOU! Leave my sight!
Ineptune:(shrugs and leaves)
Red:(glares at the Sorceress and Gnasty Gnorc) AND YOU...well, you are no longer needed. LEAVE!
GnastySorsha:(shrugs and leaves too)
Ripto: Geez, your a people person. (rolls eyes)
Red: THAT'S IT! I'm not waiting any longer! MAAAAMMOTH!
(Mammoth stomps in through the wall)
Mammoth:(salutes with his snout) YES SIR!
Red:(glares at Ripto) Watch how a real henchmen works for their master.
Ripto:(snicker) Yeah, master, riiiiight.
Red:(grins evilly) FOR example. Mammoth, capture that riptoc. (point to Ripto)
Ripto:(O.O;)
Mammoth: YES SIR!
Within a few seconds, Ripto and the Professor are in two cages.
Red:(stroaks his chin) Hmm...well, I didn't say anything about the mole, but its extra-credit.
Ripto:(glares) YOU TRAITOR!
Red: Please! You were going to try to do the same thing. I saw your torturing device behind your back.
Ripto:(a large lazer crystal the size of Ripto's head is behind him) Uh...what device? I don't see a device. (looks at the Professor) Do YOU see one?
Professor:(glares at Red) Unfreeze my nephew, Red! You will never get away with this!
Red:(snickers) Never say never, you old rat. (turns to Mammoth) Mammoth, find the girl and bring her here to me...(grins) I have plans for her.
Mammoth: Yes sir...but, do I get to make biscuits for it?
Red:...Uh...yeeeaaah, whatever. Just find her!
Mammoth:(cheesy grin) OK! (runs off)
Red: Now maybe some blackmailing will be in order. Hehe...heh...HAHAHAHAHAHA! (goes into a bold evil laugh, with black flames behind him)
Ripto:...Impressive, BUT NOT AS GOOD AS MY LAUGH!
In the back part of the studio...
Spyro:(finishes torching Crush) Well, that's it for him. Uh...(sees many hallways) now where? I've never been in this part of the studio...wait...SINCE WHEN THE HELL DO WE HAVE A BACK PART OF THE STUDIO?
Voice: Psssst! Spyro, over here!
At another part of the studio...
Cocho:(finished beating the crap out of Gulp) Now that's muuuuch better. (smiles)
Mammoth:(stomps up to Cocho) You must be...uh..."girl!" Red tell me to catch you!
Cocho:(-.o)...This is DeJaVu all over again, huh? Well, too bad for you that I payed attention when playing "A Hero's Tale"
Mammoth:...uh...Red tell me to catch you. (tries to stomp her)
Cocho:(dodges) OOPS! Missed me! (dodges again) NOOOPE, sorry! Not getting me!
(two hours later)
Red:(growls) Where IS he? That dragon girl can't be THAT strong...or is she?
Ripto:(still in the cage) You have no idea...(starts to shake the cage) LET ME OUT! I PROMISE NOT TO DO ANYTHING!
Red:...I see your fingers crossed.
Ripto:...DAMN YOU!
Within a few minutes, Mammoth has Cocho in the grip of his long snout.
Red:(grins evilly) Excellent...(grunts) took you long enough.
Mammoth: BISCUITS! (drops Cocho and leaves)
Cocho:(gets up and holds her head) Ow...stupid educational tv!
Red:(walks slowly to her) So...now I have you all for myself...do you see the MARK YOU PUT UPON MY FACE?
Cocho:(smile) Damn proud of it too...and if you ask why I'm a dragon now, you'll be questioning my life's work as a fan...and maybe my chocoholicism-
Red:(puts a claw to her cheek) You're proud, are you? How proud will you be when I rip your touncils out?
Cocho:...I'd be in pain. How is that being proud of something?
Red: DON'T QUESTION MY WAYS! I am going to destroy you, and your friends, AND YOU WILL LIKE IT!
Cocho: Ok, ok, BUT...I just have one thing to recommend: When you destroy the henchmen that work for you and bring you bad news, just cut their gutts out. Its more gross looking. (smiles)
Red:(o.o;)...Excuse me?
Cocho: Well, just freezing them and smashing them seems boring!
Ripto: HAHA! Your getting tutored by a teen!
Red: I'LL GIVE YOU A-
Cocho: Here, just sit and I'll explain.
(two hours later)
Cocho-and then you cut that gnorc's head off, stuff it down another gnorc's throat, then cut HIS head off!
Red:(O.O;)...
Cocho:...What? Its nothing to me really. There are a lot of sick people out there on Earth. Reality sucks there, so maybe you'll learn a thing or two.
Red: You know...you're not so bad after all. Especially if your a fan of me.
Cocho: Yeah I know I've seen so many- HOW THE HELL DID YOU KNOW THAT?
Red:...Internet.
Somewhere far away on Earth, on two computers...
TerraTerror: I can't wait for the sequel of my story!
KTGreenStripe: Yeah. You and Cocho being related to Red is cool, but wait til I date his son Rex!
TerraTerror: Red is so cute. Like puppy dog cute!
KTGreenStripe:(dreamly sighs) Yeah, and handsome...RED'S MINE!
TerraTerror: NO, HE'S MINE!
Back at the studio...
Red: I really don't see how I can get fans after coming out a few months ago...and Terror says I'm her Uncle AND that you are my daughter! HMP! Really, what nerve.
Cocho:(laughs nervously) Uh...well, it was her idea-...and...well, I'm not the kind of fangirl that glomps my fave character, and...the...THE MOOSE OF DOOM!
Red:(o.o;) Well...anyways, I'll kill you now.
Voices: STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!
Everyone turns to the hole in the wall...only two little pigs are there.
Voices:(-.-)...-AHEM- Over here!
Everyone turns to the OTHER hole.
Spyro: Now, its time to end all this!
Red:(pointing his staff at Cocho's head) Oh...really? What exactly do you have that can do that?
Ojo: Easy...(takes out a red pad)
Red:(O.O) No...not that...THE EASY BUTTON!
Ojo pushes the button, and like the A-bomb, an explosion occurs and a mushroom cloud covers the area.
1 day later...
Spyro: Wow...that easy button sure beats the cake!
Professor: Thank you so much for unfreezing Blink again.
Ojo: Hey, where is he anyway?
Professor: He said he was going to explore the tunnels of the "Volcanic Isle."
Spyro:...uh...isn't there lava there?
Professor:(O.O)...NOW YOU TELL ME! (runs off)
Cocho: Well, everything is back to normal here...now for the continuation of the interview process!
Everyone in the world:(groans)
Ojo: Come ON! We're tired! Can't you interview Red another day!
Cocho:(-.-)...Oh alright! I need my daily dark chocolate anyway. (turns to readers) Ok guys, next time, I'll be reviewing the Evil Dragon Red for the first time. Soooo, get those questions in! (smiles) Man, THIS was fun. For Universal News, I'm Cocho saying that I'm a Red fan, and DAMN PROUD OF IT...(sees Spyro glaring) NOT that I like Red more than Spyro. In fact (hugs Spyro) if it wasn't for Spyro, my studio would have been gone forever.
Spyro:...Hey...how DID the studio get back here?
Ojo:...I don't want to know.
Cocho: I'm gonna go watch Invader Zim DVDs, so just punch if ya need me.
(everyone leaves the studio)
Oh yeah...just so ya's know, TerraTerror and KTGreenStripe are two of my friends which happens to be Red fans too...just a little involvement for them. (smiles)