This is a humor fic and a romance. Yugi's OOC, but when is he not?

Flamer: Good question.

That reminds me; Flamer, do the disclaimer.

Flamer: No! It's already on your bio. I'm not saying it. No need.

Glares Anyway, this is what happens when you try and seduce Yugi... YOU JUST DON'T!

Flamer: Yeah. He seduces YOU!

Summary: Everytime Yugi goes out for food shopping for his Grandpa, Yami ALWAYS askes for grapes. A big bunch of grapes. Sometimes strawberries and whip cream, but mostly grapes. Yugi just now sees the head of the pharaoh's plans.

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"I'm so stupid!"

Yugi couldn't believe it. Why didn't he see it before? It seems so obvious now. The strawberries, the whipped cream, the grapes! They were all lures... lures for Yami to try and seduce him. Of course he knew the pharaoh liked him... but he had no idea how much and to that much of an extent!

Walking to Ryou's house, the hikari hoped that the albino could help him out. He was a little frightened by Yami's strong advances, but he didn't want to seem helpless. Ra, help him, however, because in those moments, Yugi feltCOMPLETELY helpless and dominated.

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"Grandpa! Yami! I'm home." Yugi called, placinga bag in on the kitchen. The spirit was upstairs, and gracefully stepped down, smiling at his hikari. He'd lazied into some jeans and nothing more. His crimson eyes watched intently as Yugi put food items away quickly and put the TWO bunches of grapes in a fruit bowl on the kitchen table.

Throwing his jacket on a nearby couch and collasping onto it, Yugi sighed, relaxing after going onhis shopping spree. Sales everywhere! Yami swiftly took the whole bowl and started eating each grape... slowly swallowing them in halves.

He walked over to the tired teen, blinking 'innocently'.

"You got two bunches of grapes. I thank you."

Yugi smiled.
"They had a sale. Buy one, get on free."

Sudenly, he felt himself being up righted onto the couch and into a laying position again. Opening his eyes again, Yugi felt her cheeks burn as he felt a lap behind his head. He was laying in Yami's lap. His blush deepened as Yami ate another of his grapes... oh so slowly and lustfully... biting them first before eating them. Yugi just now saw the beautiful talent that the pharaoh's tongue had. The way it seem to take in each grape -carassing them first with his tongue- before pucking his lips to take in the sweet taste of the round fruit.

Looking up, Yugi could feel the amusement in Yami's scalet orbs, and a husky chuckle followed his thoughts.

"Would you like a grape, hikari? They are so sweet; I must shareat least onewith you."

His stomach answered for him as a small growl broke the few seconds of silence.

"I'll take that as a yes. Open wide." He whispered.

Yugi, too flustered to think of objecting, closed his eyes and leaned his mouth forward, anticipating the juicy fruit. However, the hikari was met by something much more tasty. His eyes popping opening, Yugi gasped as he felt a grape enter his mouth, followed by a moist tongue. Yami had given him a grape through mouth... and it was the best thing Yugi had ever experienced in his life!

Blushing darker than cherry, Yugi rose to a sitting position, looking at his dark halfwith a confused expression. However, Yami had no such emotion in his orbs from what he had done. In fact, Yugi sensed that Yami wanted to take it further. He didn't want a mere close relationship any longer. Yami had done it... he had seduce Yugi.

Instead of being surprised, or even a little bit flattered from such a bold move, Yugi was angered!

/- How dare Yami seduce me! He knows I'm not easy and here he is finally getting me hooked by playing with his damned grapes and strawberries! -/

As if speaking of the devil, Yami had taken a leave while Yugi fumed at him. However, instead of coming back with an apology -or at least an explanation- Yami had fixed himself a bowl of strawberries and whipped creamed.

"Those grapes were so sweet... I had to have some strawberries afterwards. Care to join me?" Yami smirked, winking at him.

Yugi growled within his mind, making sure the pharaoh heard him through his link. Yami acted as if the kiss never happened! Like it was a pass off. And then he's trying to acturally take it further with strawberries and whipped cream? And the worse part of all of it was... the hikarihad loved each and every minute of this exotic food seduction!

Not able to grasp the whole situation well, Yugi declined the offer, stating he was going to visit Ryou. Yami lifted his shoulders and wished him a nice time... but not before licking the whipped cream off one of the strawberries before eating it.

Growling, Yugi stalked away; blushing baddly.

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/- Who does he think he is? He just can't seduce me with food! I mean, sure... his tongue can do many interesting things and he looked so appealing licking that strawberry... b-b-but that doesn't mean anything! That can't mean that he loves me... can it? -/

Yugi continued to think to himself, arriving at Ryou's house in a few minutes. Knocking on the door, Yugi sighed and smiled as he was greeted by the albino, who seemed to be expecting him. Stepping in and knocking off his shoes, Ryou merely laughed and stated three words.

"Use a banana..."

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Short, but not finished. What does Ryou mean by 'use a banana?' and how the hell does he know about Yugi's problem? grins Only Flamer knows because he'll be doing the next chapter.

Flamer: lightning flashes in the background MUHAHAHAHAHAH!

Scary... anyway, review plz and how you liked! smiles