Dr. Wily loses it, Chapter 1

"Waltzing out of jail"

By MEGAMANX411

Disclaimer: First of all, I would just like to say that this fanfiction is a spoof of the original Mega Man series. I do not hate the games in any way, I actually love them a lot, this is just meant to be funny. There are a few things you should know before reading the fic which should make it a bit more understandable. Basically, Dr. Wily is a mad scientist who is always trying to take over the world. Each time he uses 8 robots (with the exception of Mega Man 1 where he uses 6) to defeat Mega Man. Naturally, the blue bomber overcomes them, goes to Dr. Wily's castle, and then defeats Wily himself.

Mega Man had just returned home after a long day. Of course, he's Mega Man. He's always busy saving the day, being the natural do-gooder. Mega Man sat down on the couch, or more accurately, fell onto the couch, looking entirely exhausted. He sighed deeply as he began to relax. He stretched out, and grabbed the remote as he looked lazily at the television.

"Man," he said with a sigh. "It would be nice to get a day off sometime." Mega Man breathed deeply, thinking about what he could be doing in his days off. He then switched on the news channel. And on it there was an utterly ridiculous news report.

"Mega Man," the announcer began. "Over the years, he has protected our city. But do his actions go deeper than that? All of the robots he has defeated have been men. And Mega Man has defeated them on sight. Does this imply that he is a homophobe? Mega Man: Defender of justice or hateful homophobe? You decide. Full story at 11."

Mega Man stared at the TV with wide-eyes and a gaping jaw. "Oh for the love of..." he muttered. Mega Man rubbed his eyes with his hands, and then shook his head in utter disgust. He knew some people out there had disliked him for being a robot, but this was just ridiculous.

He shrugged it off, however. "Meh," he thought. "I've saved the world how many times? I'm sure people won't even pay attention to that guy." Mega Man changed his position on the couch, and he then switched the channel. On it came another newscast. "I hope this one is somewhat USEFUL!" he shouted.

On this newscast, an announcer had a distressed look on his face as he was showing footage from the local prison. Mega Man rolled his eyes. "Oh come on!" he shouted. "NOT AGAIN!" The announcer then started speaking.

"Ladies and gentlemen. The mad scientist Dr. Wily has once again broken out of prison, by quite literally waltzing his way out. He allegedly challenged a security guard to an interpretive dance contest, and he made his escape." Mega Man was completely shocked, looking at the televions screen with disgust. "We really need a better justice system..." he muttered, rubbing the palm of his hand against his forehead.

Dr. Wily then appeared on the TV screen. He appeared as he usually did, his gray hair shooting off the sides, with the middle of his head bald, and he wore a skull belt. But something looked off. The old man was holding his hands over his eyes, as if he were a toddler playing hide-and-seek. "People of the world!" he shouted. "You have probably noticed that I am holding a hand over my eyes! It's so you cannot see me! HA HA HA HA!"

Mega Man stared at the screen in disbelief. "Is he nuts?!" he shouted. "I've tried conquering the world with six robots. And I've tried taking over the world with eight robots. Neither worked. So I've come to a conclusion!" he continued. "This time I will use SEVEN robots!"

Mega Man slapped his face in utter embarrassment. "Oh for crying out loud!" he sighed as he rolled his eyes. He continued watching this farce of an announcement. "So Mega Man! Try stopping me this time! I've already sent the seven robots to rampage through the city! Just try to stop them all!"

Mega Man shut off the TV, and stood up. He stretched, and then sighed deeply. "Well, it's finally happened. The old man has gone off the deep end. I guess I better get going." Mega Man shook his head as he made his way towards the door. Dr. Light, noticing Mega Man going out, rushed into the room. "Mega Man!" he shouted. "What's going on?"

Mega Man breathed deeply. "Well, Dr. Wily's at it again" he replied. Dr. Light shook his head.