Operation D.O.W.N- U.N.D.E.R

Dangerous

Outback

Will

Not

Unleash

New

Devious

Enemies,

Right?

A/N: Go easy on me, this is my second FANfic. This story, of course, has a 34 pairing. It has 15 and 2OC. Or should I do 25 and 1OC? This is only an attempt on writing an accent for Numbuh Four. Anyways, they're all about 16 and...well, I don't wanna spoil it. Sorry if you people think this is a rip off of Operation: AUSTRALIA by J (silence) Quill who is a REALLY good reviewer. When you're done, R/R!

Operation D.O.W.N- U.N.D.E.R

Numbuhs One through Five were watching TV, they were watching 'Yipper' or something because it was Tuesday, the day where Hoagie P. Gilligan Jr., Numbuh Two, could pick what they watched. Numbuh One, Nigel Uno, was sitting on a chair, thinking about something. It was Numbuh Three's birthday and as KND tradition, they would make it happen. 'How about a red rainbow monkey?' he thought, scratching his now hairy head.

They all looked the same, Nigel now had brown hair and long, brown pants but still wore his black sunglasses and a red T-Shirt. It was too hot for a sweatshirt, it was nearing the end of July.

Meanwhile, Hoagie, looking closely to the TV screen on another couch, for he loved this show. It was a rerun of the season finale of Season One, something they almost never showed. He had lost the hat but still kept the goggles, he was wearing a white T-Shirt covered by an unbuttoned blue collared shirt and wore khaki pants. By then, he had lost a bunch of weight. Numbuh Two already knew what he was getting Numbuh Three, a blue rainbow monkey. 'How can she still like those things?' he had thought. But for now, he was watching Yipper fly away in his airplane.

Numbuh Three, Kuki Sanban, was wearing a green mini T-Shirt with her black pants and not really paying attention to the show. After a while, she felt her long, black hair being felt. She then realized it was just Numbuh Four, Wallabee (Wally) Beatles putting his arm around her. She laughed a little and Numbuh Two asked, "You thought that was funny, too Numbuh Three?"

"Yeah." she lied. They all taunted her enough even though they kind of had crushes as well.

"How can yeh like that cruddy show?" Wallabee asked. He was trying to hide his blushing. The person who thought most about Kuki's birthday was him. For years, he liked her, maybe even more than liking. He was just too afraid to admit that he liked her. But it HAD been eight years since he had met her. Wallabee was wearing an orange shirt with his trademark baggy jeans and bowl-cut/mushroom haircut.

"How can Numbuh Five listen to her new CD when everyone is talking?" Numbuh Five, Abigail (Abby) Lincoln, asked. She had her headphones down and the CD-player paused. Abby had a red cap on, hiding her braids, and a pair of sunglasses. She had a blue tank top and jeans on and was looking at them very strangely.

"We were-I..." Hoagie stammered. He was always kind of nervous talking around Abby. He had always made those puns to sort of impress her. Hoagie immediately stopped saying them when she turned him down but why is he still nervous when he talks around her?

Flashback to Four Years Ago

Hoagie was walking into Abby's room after knocking a couple of times. He was finally ready to tell her his secret when he was going to walk away.

"Come in." she responded, making Hoagie walk in nervously.

"What's wrong with you?" Abby asked.

"Ummm..." Hoagie responded.

"Siddown. You can tell Numbuh Five." she said, patting down a spot on her bed.

"Well..." he stammered, glancing at Abby every few times.

"What is it, Numbuh Two?" she asked impatiently.

"I think I have like a crush on you." Hoagie said hesitantly.

"What?" Abby asked, raising an eyebrow.

"I knew I shouldn't have said anything." he said, turning around and facing the door.

"Yes you should've." Abby said.

"It's a lot better now that you said that." she said, putting a hand on his shoulder and smiling.

"You like me, too?" Hoagie asked, staring at Abby with his big eyes.

"No."

"What?"

"I'm sorry Numbuh Two."

"Well, at least I know now." he said, walking towards the door.

"But..." Abby said.

"But nothing." Hoagie said, closing the door on his way out. Abby sighed and laid on her bed, thinking about what she had done. Meanwhile, Hoagie was thinking. 'It's not her fault that she likes Numbuh One.' Hoagie thought. He felt like eating through his pain, like he always had but stopped. He might as well go on a diet, Hoagie was a little fat anyway.

End Flashback

"We were talking about the show!" Kuki said, smiling and putting a giant smile on her face. She was always the ditzy girl, they weren't really sure why she was in the KND in the first place.

"Right..." Abby said, going back to her new CD.

Hoagie was just staring at Abby, she hadn't noticed yet. He knew she felt guilty for a while but he might as well get over it. He sighed and went back to watching TV. Hoagie was thinking too hard and was about to go to his room when...

"Nigel!" Numbuh One's father yelled.

"Yeah, dad?" he asked.

"Someone's here to see Wallabee!" he yelled.

"OK!" Nigel shouted. "We'll see you later Numbuh four."

As Wallabee left, he heard everyone saying 'bye' and he wondered who wanted him. When he was going down the stairs to Nigel's living room, he saw his mom and dad sitting on the couch.

"Mum! Dad! Wat are yeh doin' here?" he asked.

"Well, we 'ave an early gift from all of yeh relatives." his mom said.

"Wat?" he asked in confusion.

"What she's tryin' to say sport, is..." his dad started to say when his cell phone rang. It had Beethoven's Fifth Symphony as his ring tone and his dad picked it up.

"'Ello?" he asked and someone replied with a mumble.

"Ah can't 'ere yeh!" he yelled and moved outside. Wallabee couldn't hear good so the best he could hear was:

"Can yeh hear-" his father asked.

(Unintelligible)

"Maybe yeh should tell-"

(Unintelligible)

"Okay." his father said and came in. "Sport, your grandpa wants the talk with yeh."

"'Ello?" Wallabee asked.

"Wally?"

"Yeh?"

"'Ello! Yeh father wanted me to explain yeh birthday present."

"But meh birthday's not for three months!"

"Weh know, chum, but would yeh want teh spend October livin' in a presidential suite with at least four of yeh friends near the beach in Australia?"

"Wat?"

"Yeh heard me, chum!"

"Wow!"

"So, tell yeh friends. Ah won't even spend time near yeh except aroun' six hours. Ah'll call yeh wen Ah want yeh to wake up."

"But-"

"Yeh can even spen' some time wit' this rainbow monkey lovin' Sheila Ah've heard about."

"WAT?"

"Neve' min', chum. Tell yeh dad to give yeh the tickets."

"But!"

"Bye!" his granddad said and hung up with a click.

And with that, his father gave his five first class tickets to a flight to Sydney, Australia. Wallabee gasped and dropped his jaw as far as possible.

"We knew yeh'd like it, sport." his father said.

"Yeh might even spend time wit' yeh rainbow monkey lovin' girlfriend as Pop would say!" his mother said, snickering and falling down on the couch.

"MUM!" he yelled with a very red face. He stormed out and still heard both of his parents' laughs. For now, Wallabee was heading for the treehouse.

"So... How'd it go?" Abby asked. "Numbuh Five heard a lot of yelling."

"That was me." Wallabee answered. "Hey, where's Kuki?" he asked, not knowing that he just said her real name.

"We sent her on a top secret mission to the candy store." Nigel said.

"Good." Wallabee said.

"Why? I thought you too were such a sweet couple." Hoagie joked.

"Man! You gotta work on those lines!" Abby yelled.

"Just look." Wallabee said, handing them all tickets.

"What?" Hoagie asked, still looking at the tickets.

"Meh granddad lives in Sydney, close to the airport. We'll get there soon."

"So..." Hoagie asked. "Why don't you want to tell Numbuh Three?"

"Because it's her birthday, remember?" he asked.

"Oh..." they all said.

"Which was exactly why we sent her there!" Nigel yelled.

"Do you have any gift wrap?" Hoagie asked them, running to get his gift.

"She'll be back any minute. There's no time!" Abby yelled.

A/N: A long chapter. I know. Such suspense! I'll try to update soon but the computer has been turning off without warning and there's school crap. Well, R/R!