-Operation D.O.W.N- U.N.D.E.R
Dangerous
Outback
Will
Not
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Unleash
New
Devious
Enemies,
Right?
A/N: Sorry sorry sorry so much people! I have been SO busy with homework and playing wingman with my two best friends! Ugh. It's SO hard to update these days with the late school hours and the report cards and, oh you know what I'm talking about! I gratefully thank Cweek, Kuki Gal, flirtyfairy33, Aphrodite- 197, The Slytherin Girl Blaise, xxxgal14, Brenda, ZePuKa, seamy, kevin, rini24, foamgreen, and numbuhunknown. Unfortunately, this chapter will contain something other than ¾ and 2/5 but it will end as that. Or will it end as 1/5? Dun dun dun!
Chapter Nine: Ice Cream Kisses
Hoagie woke up to a fierce shriek of, "Get up or I'll smack this sausage in your face!" Not the type of awakening he had expected. The clock had said 6 PM; he had slept for an hour. Kuki was in front of his and started to slap him crazily on his red cheeks.
"I'm up! I'm up!" he yelled. Damn her and her going through Numbuh Five's room then her room then the kitchen! Damn her!
"What are you doing," Kuki shouted, with her eyes opened wide. She had to explain to him how horrible Abby felt and how she didn't go in the kitchen to leave him alone and how Kuki finally got the guts to go to him. "Sleeping for an hour?"
Little did she know that his cellphone woke him up with the vibration and he had fallen back to sleep for fifteen more minutes. But she didn't need to know that, now did she? Kuki was now carrying his arm to her room, which Hoagie noted had a pair of yellow polka dotted boxers on the side of the room. At least that was better than ducks, right? Kuki then dragged him through Numbuh Five's room and finally to the living room where she sat him down to the couch.
"Sit." she instructed him. Hoagie did so and replied with a sarcastic, "Yes, master." He felt that she was going to give him a big lecture. He just felt it through his spine and soul. But instead, Hoagie was the first one to talk to a speechless Kuki.
"I-I really need to talk to Abby. I wanna br-break up with her." Hoagie said, trying to act as tough as possible. Tears welling up in his eyes, however, said otherwise. Kuki rubbed them away with her thumb and sighed. How did Hoagie not notice the frail, yet beautiful being in front of him before?
"You really need to stop your eating habits. Sure, you can eat some ice cream when you feel bad but not like that, Hoagie." Kuki said, somewhat frustrated. Hoagie, however, was surprised. Had she ever called him Hoagie? Now, though, Hoagie was kind of hungry. A bite of a sandwich didn't provide much, did it? He started to walk toward the kitchen, through the two rooms when he grabbed Kuki's hand as well. She protested, but the two words he blurted out made them both want to run to the kitchen; they were only in the living room.
"Cherry Garcia?" Hoagie blurted out. They both grew small smiles and practically sprinted through the rooms. They were panting when they arrived to the freezer. The cold air was inviting and Hoagie pulled out the ice cream, flexing his muscles as he went along. "You like?" he asked flirtingly. Kuki just pushed him out of the way and grabbed the Ben and Jerry's ice cream. He grabbed two metal spoons and she unlocked the door, gaining entrance to the living room. They sat down on the white couch with the red ice cream and dunked the two spoons in the chunky ice cream.
"Yum." Kuki said, taking a huge bite at the top of the carton and opening her mouth to invite the freezing cold food. Hoagie was entranced for a while until he finally dug in and ate the ice cream. So good…yet so cold!
"Race you to the bottom!" Hoagie challenged her, smirking as he went along. Their two spoons now clashed as the countdown began. 3…2…1…go! They both dunked their spoons in huge pieces of ice cream and dipped the food in their mouth repeatedly, even when they didn't swallow the food. Kuki winced but Hoagie looked like this was nothing for him. They still ate, however, and it was a tie. Both of them reached at the bottom at the same time although, they weren't ready to admit this.
"I won!" they both screamed at the same time. Kuki snarled and Hoagie looked fierce. After a bunch of Nuh-uh's and Yeah-huh's, they finally decided to part ways and just…eat the ice cream.
"You know what I like about ice cream," Hoagie asked Kuki, looking up with widened eyes and a mouthful of cherry ice cream. "You can always eat it, no matter what day and it'll always be good."
"I don't know about that." Kuki said, as she cringed into a brain freeze. Doing so, she grabbed for more but her spoon dropped to the white carpet. So much for a white carpet. Hoagie bent down to grab the spoon when she laughed. Looking over to her, Hoagie wanted to kill her.
"Lemme guess. I have a big ass, huh?" he asked sarcastically. She replied with a "Yeah! You do!" and he practically shoved his denim jeans in her face. "You LOVE my huge ass, don't you Kuki? Huh? You love it!" They both erupted in hysterical laughter and he finally left the ice cream carton on the white couch and placed the spoon in the sink. When he arrived back, Kuki was already eating from his spoon.
"Here you go." She said, acting as if nothing happened. She dropped the wet spoon on his hands and he winced. Girl germs! Kuki germs! Germs! Kuki noticed his distressed look and replied coolly. "It's not like you're kissing me or anything." She said, taking some ice cream with the spoon and digging it in his mouth. With a shout of protest and then enjoyment, Hoagie licked the spoon dry until he could see his reflection.
"See? That's not as bad as kissing me. Millions of germs get transmitted and-" Kuki couldn't finish her sentence because she was met with cherry ice cream licked with Hoagie's saliva. She swallowed with a disgusting look on her face and shouted in complaint.
"EW!" she shouted. "I thought it wasn't bad." Hoagie said sarcastically. He had a sly grin on his face and it was easily stopped as she grabbed some red ice cream in her hand, licked it, and placed it in his mouth. Hand and all. He licked up the ice cream, leaving Kuki with a wet hand and she wiped it off on Hoagie's unbuttoned blue shirt.
"What was that for!" he yelled. That shirt was new, especially for this trip! But it wasn't as bad as kissing her, was it? Oh, there was going to be vengeance. He grabbed some more ice cream with his hand and spread it around her lips. She shouted, feeling the cold ice on her face.
"You bastard!" she yelled. Soon, there was an all out ice cream war as they grabbed shovels of ice cream and threw it at each other. The white room was now red with ice cream and soon, there was none left in the carton. They were both angry, red even. Hoagie still had a handful of ice cream and shoved it in her mouth and took his hand out. That was enough saliva for that day. Or was it?
"I take it back. Kissing is so much better than…that!" Kuki yelled, pointing to the spilled ice cream. Hoagie protested, asking her how it was so much better and how she knew.
"Hold on." He said, going to the farther end of the couch and grabbing a handful of ice cream. "What good is that gonna do?" she asked him angrily. She was met, however, with a little bit of spit filled ice cream blob. There was still some left in his hand when he kissed her. Hoagie kissed her gently, slightly pushing her to the side. Their lips crashed together and Kuki ate at the ice cream filled lips hungrily.
"What about a combination of both?" Kuki asked, grabbing the ice cream and placed it in her mouth, without swallowing. Her lips then met Hoagies and the icy feeling met the top of her mouth. Asking for entrance, her tongue met his and his lips opened. Their tongues danced and the ice cream was soon in Hoagie's mouth. Kuki instantly stopped kissing him.
"You stole my ice cream!" Kuki yelled at Hoagie, the boy with the ruffled hair and sly look. She was ready to rip it off of his face. "Well, it wasn't bad." Hoagie said, smiling all the time. Kuki's eyes, however, were meeting another pair at the door's.
"Wally…I can explain!" she shouted. He was holding a shopping bag from some store and his tears were welling up already. Hoagie turned around to an angry Wallabee and they met. They met with red hot intensity. Kuki cried out and ran to the bathroom. A click was heard and a glass broke.
After what seemed like an eternity of staring, red liquid was leaking out of the bathroom. They rushed to the door and pushed open the door with ease. What they were met with, though, was not very pleasant.
(Inside The Emergency Room)
A voice blared in her ears. In fact, a lot of voiced were talking as she was getting whisked off to some place she didn't know of. She could tell that she was traveling on wheels and that the room was kind of big. She couldn't tell, however, what the room looked like. Yep, bad consequences when you stab yourself in the eye with glass over your boyfriend.
"How is she, doctor?"
"Well, there's some damage to the visual axis and the iris. With some luck, she can even see by the end of the night! The surgery, though, is going to take up until the night. Midnight, maybe."
(11 PM)
She was laying on a clean bed in a white hospital nightgown. Her eye hurt like hell after the surgery and she would never do anything for a boy like that Wallabee again. That jerk, cheating on her! What kind of fool did he take her for? But the pain in her eye told her that she loved him and would do anything for him. She just wished that she wouldn't have to stab herself for him again. The surgery was hell but with Dr. Lincoln, she was able to get through it with the scalpels, the napkins, the tissues, oh you know what I'm talking about! Well, for now, it hurt but she was starting to see through the white bandage. It was somewhat red but she could see part of the cloth and that was good enough, right? Her thoughts were interrupted when the door to the room slammed to ring in her ears.
"Hey, Kuki." the familiar American voice rang in her ears. Hoagie sounded a bit weird to her, though but it was no mistake that something was wrong with his voice.
"What's wrong with your voice?" she asked questioningly. This wasn't like the Hoagie she knew. Unless he was sick or hurt. Wallabee must have gotten into a fight with him, she thought. As much as she loved them, she thought that Hoagie was the most romantic one of all.
"I think I'm sick…" he croaked. As long they didn't get in, she thought. She heard footsteps walking to her and she heard a slight sigh. Was he going to tell her something? It sounded like Wallabee whenever it was Valentine's Day. Hmm…
"Well, I hope you get better!" she squealed. How could she say that when she was the one with the bloody eye? He walked over to her and held her hand slowly to his. To her surprise, it was rid of Cherry Garcia.
"I…I need to tell you something." He whispered, so close that only she could hear it. Moving towards the chair next to the bed where he was sitting, she whispered as well. "What is it?"
"Well, I beat up Wallabee for you, that conniving bastard…"
"Don't say that about him!"
"But…But…I thought you hated him."
"Well, I was just angry at him. Besides, I can't believe you beat him up. I always figured he would kind of beat you…"
"Well tha-I mean, hey!"
"I know that wasn't what you meant to say so spill it. What's so important?"
"I…I…love you, Kuki Sanban."
"But Hoagie, I'm…in love with Wally. I can't tell what I feel."
"Then how do I prove it? I'm better than Wally! I know I am!"
"Kiss me."
"What?"
"Just kiss me, fool."
His lips placed on hers as his body pushed slightly on hers in her white bed. She closed her eyes under the cloth and let his lips push on hers. Soon after, his tongue touched her lips' outline and wished dearly for entrance. Her lips opened and their tongues overlapped longingly. His lips left hers and sighed quietly.
"Do you love me now?" he asked, plain and simple. She smiled and let out a sigh. That was the best kiss ever, even better thanWallabee. Hoagie was such the romantic. They sat there, speechless until Kuki said one word. "Yes. Yes I do. I love you, Hoa-"
"What are you doing here," the nurse snapped at him. Kuki lay in her bed, groaning and he started to shift in his seat. It was then when she opened her eyes and saw, again, barely anything. I could live as a blind person, Kuki thought. "Visiting hours are over! I don't know how you even got here!"
The door slammed but Kuki could still smell his scent. She sniffed in the air and sighed. The nurse went to her side and sighed. "I hope that blond jerk didn't disturb you, Ms. Sanban."
"Wait a minute," Kuki said, stopping for a while. Why had the nurse said that he had blond hair? "Hoagie doesn't have blond hair."
"Well, the man who walked in was certainly blond. Hold on," she said, taking out a clipboard from her hand. Papers ruffled and she said, "The young man who walked in was…a Mr. Wallabee Beatles."
A/N: Dun dun dun! Happy with the ending, people? I know there was some 2/3 in this chapter but I always have reasons for what I do. I'm not sure if you know why I did that but it's not because the story's gonna end as 2/3. It's something to do with Wally if you must know. Well, please review. Bye!