A plot bunny ran into my window (How it did I wouldn't know, I mean I live on the fifth floor of an apartment) and it gave me this idea!

Summary: What if Harry Potter went gansta? Set after Order of the Phoenix.

I had to repost this and there's a new chapter!

In Voldemort's Secret Lair, other wise know as-

Master Vizzle's Crib

Lord Vizzle(Voldemort) yelled "Ay yo WizzleTizzle!"

WizzleTizzle(Wormtail) sat down and replied "Whats's crackle lackin' V?"

Lord Vizzle asked "What's the dizzle with that boy Harry Pizzle?"

WizzleTizzle then said "We don't know V. This dude is hiding like he runnin' from the po-lease."

Lord Vizzle, enraged exclaimed "What! I should pop one straight at yo' ass!"

Luci Mizzle(Lucius Malfoy) ran in looking out of breath and said "My Lizzle. Sorry I'm late dawg, yo my boo was straight tripping. Talkin' 'bout how I don't be spending time wit her, so I was like listen Nizzle(Narcissa), you can't be tripping 'bout how me and Dizzle(Draco) don't be spending tizzle wit you. Gotta let me breathe, can't think wit you so close. Then I rolled up out of that piece."

Lord Vizzle and WizzleTizzle replied "True."

Lord Vizzle added "I feel you dawg, I feel you."

WizzleTizzle also added "Word."

Be-Lizzle LesTrizzle(Bellatrix Lestrange) came in and exclaimed "Hootie Hoo! What's poppin' Lord Vizzle?"

Lord Vizzle replied "Chillin' Ay yo, where Rizzle Lizzle(Rodulphus Lestrange) and RizzleBizzle Lizzle(Rabastan Lestrange) "

Be-Lizzle LesTrizzle answered "They hitting up some mizzles crib."

Luci Mizzle astonished said "Word! How come nobody hollerd at me?"

Be-Lizzle LesTrizzle answered again "We ain't got yo' digits, du!"

WizzleTizzle then questioned "How we ain't out doin' that same shit righ' now!"

Luci Mizzle smoothly replied "Cause, we just chillin' in the crib"

Lord Vizzle said in inspiration "Nah. Let's be out. Them Order of the Phizzles might be out. Let's go, we take a chick hostage and be's like, give us Harry Pizzle or we gon' pump some lead in her stomach!"

Be-Lizzle, Luci and WizzleTizzle in unison said

"YEAH!OKAY!WHAT!"

Then they left to go have a shoot out with the Order of the Phizzle.

What do you think? If I get good responses I'll put more chapters!

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