Winter: Hey there peoples and welcome to a pointless one chapter short story!!! Yay!!!!!

Wisdom: Another one?

Winter: Aye my owl!!

Wisdom: -.-;;;

Hiei: Why are you dressed like a gipsy?

Winter: BECAUSE!!!!!!.......today I want to the Renaissance fair with my friend Teresa. It was so cool!

Wisdom: I see where this is going let's get the hell out of here.

Hiei: ::Nods::

Wisdom and Hiei: ::Try to escape::

Winter: Not so fast there!! ::Grabs both of them and pulls them back:: I have something for you!!!

Wisdom: Really?

Hiei: ::Whimpers::

Winter: Yup! Now hold still you two!

::Couple minute's later::

Wisdom: ::Has horns coming out of his head and wearing small bracelets on his ankles with a cape:: I hate you...

Hiei: YOU HATE HER?!?! WHAT ABOUT ME?!?! ::Wearing red tights with a golden tunic that goes down above his knee. Has long boots on and has a wooden sword:: I'M THE ONE-WEARING TIGHTS!

Wisdom: ::Blinks at Hiei:: ::Laughter takes a few moments to register into tiny owl brain:: ...........::bursts out laughing:: I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SEE THE DAY WHEN THE GREAT ALL MIDDY HIEI IS WEARING TIGHTS!!!!

Hiei: ::Fuming::

Winter: Hehe you gotta love me.

Wisdom and Hiei: ::Slowly turn to glare::

Winter: Heh, heh well erm I don't own YYH or the Renaissance fair thingy...Autumn a.k.a Harmony belongs to Dreamchasereternity who is laughing her ass off now because of what Hiei is wearing and Hinote belongs to EternalBlackNight who is also prolly laughing because of Hiei...

So errrr here's your short story while I run for my life... ::starts to run::

Hiei and Wisdom: I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chapter One: Ye Olde Yu Yu Part 1: (Thanks for the title Dream!!)

It was a nice bright sunny day in the United States of America. Though the bright sunny day was a cover up for what the president was planning to take over the world with his army. Wait no never mind, that never came across his mind well because let's face it he's him. Anyhow that idea did come across the mind of that demon right over there!

Yes that demon! The short antigravity haired demon with black hair and a white star burst in the middle. He's the one wearing the black pants with the four white belts and the blue tank top.

Though this story has nothing to do with the tiny little fire demon trying to take over the world we will go with it for about another paragraph or so just to take up space. So yes the small fire demon sitting over there has planned many times to be taking over the world. Well all three worlds to be exact. Ningenkai, Makai, and Reikai.

And so that was the paragraph that was pointless and taking up space and time and now we will begin the rather pointless, yet past Renaissance tight wearing people fanfic.

...Did that even make sense?

Two girls were sitting by the computer to a bedroom. The room was relatively big with a bed in a corner and next to the bed were a computer and two chairs that the girls were sitting on. Along the walls were a bunch of boxes and junk. In front of the bed was a TV with a play station 2. There were two cages in the middle of the room. One for her rabbit Freckles and the other her two finches.

The girl sitting in front of the computer had dark hair that went a little past her shoulders. She starred at the screen with her bluish eyes. On the top of her hair was a set of black cat ears. She was wearing a black shirt that said "I survived the blackout of 2003" in white letters with blue Capri pants.

Next to her was a girl with long black-layered hair that went down past her chest with silver bangs that were pulled back with a pin. She starred at the screen with her golden eyes. She had five earrings in each of her somewhat pointed ears (almost like a half elf). She wore a pair on black shorts that reached down to belong her knee and were outlined in pink with stars sewn into them. Along her waist was a stud belt. She was wearing a black t-shirt that said, "Do not disturbed, disturbed enough already," in white lettering. Along her arms were a punch of different colored sex bracelets and a punch of rings was on her fingers.

"What'da wanna do?" asked the first girl.

"Iunno what'da wanna do?"

"Iunno what'da wanna do?"

"Iunno what'da wanna do?"

The second girl's sweat dropped knowing where this was going. "Just think of something now, Autumn."

The first girl Autumn saluted. "Yes sir, I mean ma'am."

The second girl rolled her eyes and walked over to the bed and plopped her self down pulling out a magazine. Autumn started taping away on the keyboard to her computer.

About fifteen minutes later the doorbell rang. Autumn jumped out of her seat.

"PHONE!!!!" she yelled then ran out of the room to go answer the door.

A couple of seconds went by before there was a scream coming from where Autumn had run. The other girl jumped up and ran into the kitchen (where the door was) and ran over to Autumn.

"What's wrong?" she asked

Autumn pointed at a tall boy dressed in blue with some weird looking orange thing he called hair standing there. Flash turned around and saw the boy.

"GAH ITS GOING TO KILL US!" she yelled.

She took the broom that was leaning on the wall next to her and started beating the boy over the head with it as she chased him around the backyard. Autumn sat near by in the backyard watching her friend chase around the attacker.

"Why is Flash chasing around Kuwabara?" asked a familiar voice.

Autumn perked up and jumped up. "KURAMA!!!!" she yelled running over to him.

Kurama being used to the greeting simple kept his balance as she ran into him giving him a super mega glomp.

"GO FOR THE EYES FLASH!" yelled a boy with messy curly brown hair.

He stood about Yusuke's height wearing tan pants with black steal toed boots and a black t-shirt with a skull on it.

Eventually Kuwabara had fallen unconscious at the feet of a boy dressed in green with black slicked back hair and another boy who stood about a half an inch taller then the second girl Flash who was wearing black pants with a blue tank top.

Flash walked over to them with the broom resting on her shoulder. "I was wondering when you guys were going to get here."

"I missed you so much Kura-chan!" said Autumn as she hugged him.

Kurama smiled and returned the hug. "Shall we go inside then?"

The six friends walked inside leaving Kuwabara on the ground unconscious. Autumn led them to her room. Flash climbed up onto the top bunk accompanied by Hiei. Yusuke and Hinote took a seat on the floor in front of the TV and started to play a game for PS2 and Kurama and Autumn sat on the bed and watched to two play.

"So what are we doing for today?" Kurama asked.

The others shrugged.

"Well Flash knocked out Kuwabara so we have to wait until he wakes for more amusement as Flash chases him around the back yard," said Yusuke. "HINOTE!!!"

Hinote smiled as he knocked Yusuke's character off of the stage. "VICTORY IS MINE!"

"STEWIE!!!!" yelled Flash. (I don't own Family Guy wish but don't)

She hung upside down over the bars and took her magazine that Kurama had just picked up.

"This isn't for people like you," she said then sat up straight next to Hiei.

"Why not?" pouted Kurama.

"Because it's another issue of World Domination Weekly and if you see it Flash's dreams might be destroyed," said Autumn with a nod.

"How would I do that?" asked Kurama.

"By giving another speech and driving her insane," answered Yusuke. "If she already isn't."

-Squeak!-

Yusuke was rubbing his head from where Flash had thrown a stuff animal at him.

"What was that for?!" he yelled glaring up at her.

"To make you lose and have Hinote beat you ten times in a row," said Flash pointing at the screen.

Yusuke turned around with a large gloomy face. "I hate you."

"Oh yeah! I win I beat Yusuke!" said Hinote as he stood up and started doing a victory dance.

Yusuke glared at Hinote and started yelling stuff.

"GASP!!!" yelled Flash.

She jumped off of the top bunk and held out an article to so everyone. It had a picture of people dressed up from the Renaissance times holding a bunch of weapons.

"Are you tired of having lazy and stupid friends doing all of your dirty work for trying to take over the world and its only making things worse? Well if that is your problem then you need to come to New York's Renaissance fair! Not only can you dress up and carry very sharp sword and other weapons but you can kidnap someone to do all the dirty work for you instead of your lazy ass friends who can't tell there left from the right!" read Kurama out loud.

"HEY! I can't tell my left from my right!" said Yusuke. "....what's left and right?"

Everyone fell over anime style with a couple of sweat drops. "YUSUKE!!!"

"I think we should go so I can get an evil/cool looking person minion," said Flash.

"But enslaving people is wrong," said Kurama.

"That never stopped the hypercritics of the US when they went to Africa," said Flash. "Or the Egyptians with the Jews OR!"

"Okay I get the point!" said Kurama holding out is heads with his palms facing her. "We can go!"

"YAY!" shouted Autumn and Flash.

"We get to dress up!" said Autumn excited.

"I get a minion!" shouted Flash.

"Kurama, you do realize that this is all your fault," said Hiei jumping down.

"How so?" asked Kurama.

"I read the script...I mean I had a sacred vision..." (From Darkened Skye, don't own)

(Director: ::Hits head with clip board:: )

Kurama chuckled at his friends comment. "Come on Hiei it can't be that bad."

"Hn, you just wait Kitsune."

A couple of minutes later:

"HELL NO!!!! NO WAY IN ALL OF THE SEVEN HELLS!" yelled Kurama.

"Aww c'mon Kura-chan!" said Autumn holding up an outfit she wanted Kurama to wear.

"There is no way I'm wearing tights!" said Kurama crossing his arms. "And that's it!"

"Aww," pouted Autumn.

"Well then in that case," said Flash pulling out a long brown robe from Autumn's closet. "Kuwabara can be the monk guy thing dude."

She tossed Kuwabara who had walked into the room when he heard Kurama's yelling. He caught it and looked down at it.

"What's this for?" he asked.

"We are going to the Renaissance Fair," said Flash looking through the closet.

She pulled out a pair of semi tight black breaches, a pair of black boots and a white blouse with a tie in the chest with ruffles out ling the ties and along the selves that covered the wrist.

"Kurama you can wear this then," she said tossing it to him.

Kurama caught it and looked it over before nodding in improvement. "This will do."

"Yusuke you can be...." said Autumn looking through the closet.

"A baka Ningen?" asked Flash.

"No he's already that," said Autumn looking through he closet.

"What about this?" asked Flash.

"No that's for Hinote."

"This?"

"Hm... alright! Since no one wants to see him in tights anyway," said Autumn.

The two girls showed Yusuke a bright pink dress that Autumn was holding. Flash was holding a blonde wig with slippers. Yusuke's jaw dropped as the other boys started laughing.

"YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!" shouted Yusuke.

"Since when do we?" asked Flash.

"LET KURAMA BE A GIRL! HE HAS THE HAIR!!!!" shouted Yusuke.

Yusuke ignored the glare coming from Kurama. "I can't wear it! I don't have a chest it will flop down!"

"And that's why the preps use this great invention called...TISSUES!" shouted Autumn as a screen came down behind the two girls.

They threw the costume out of the way as a small table with a box of tissues came up from the ground. Both girls stood on either side of the table pointing at the box like one of those girls from TV.

"You see!" began Autumn in a talk show like host voice. "A couple of years back a very bored person invited this very useful paper like object that could be used for many things!"

"Oh my Autumn what are they used for?" asked Flash in the same kind of voice.

"Well you see Flash tissues can be used for many different things such as blowing your nose. To help clean up cuts and many more. Oh but you can't forget the most popular way to use them!"

"And what is that Autumn!?" asked Flash.

"Well most preppy and/or popular girls stuff their bras with this soft like paper to make their chest seem bigger and try to get the attention of guys they like!" said Autumn.

"But does it really work?" asked Flash sounding amused.

"It sure does!!" said Autumn.

"WOW! Now if I did care about the way I am and wasn't some self conceded preppy bitch I might just try it!" said Flash.

"You better believe it!" said Autumn. "So you can get these tissues from anywhere! Or you can call this number and order a lifetime supply of these many useful yet somewhat pointless TISSUES!

Tenka walked in front of them he had a tissue on his head while he held a piece of cardboard that said 1-800-TISSUES

(Director: Who put that in the script?!...WINTER!!!!!!!!

Winter: I DIDN'T DO IT!!!!)

The guys' sweat dropped as they starred at the girls. They were now standing on one leg on either side of the table (still) pointing at the box of tissues. Tenka was still holding the cardboard. The two girls and the rabbit demon didn't move.

Suddenly Dariken came out of Autumn's closet and started to poke the pink like background that was behind the girls and Tenka. He kept poking it until it fell from where it was hanging. The board fell on top of Autumn, Flash and Tenka. Dari stood there and blinked.

"Autumn!!" shouted Kurama running over and picking the board off of them. "Daijobu?"

Autumn, Flash and Tenka and swirl for eyes as they laid there. Kurama pushed the board all the way off of them and onto Dari. He kneeled next to Autumn and Flash.

"Daijobu?"

"NO!" shouted Yusuke. "DON'T WAKE THEM UP!"

"He didn't you baka," said Flash sitting up. "You did."

Yusuke whimpered. "You really aren't going to make me wear the dress...are you?"

"No," said Autumn. "But it was fun playing commercial!"

Flash's sweat dropped as she glared at Autumn. "If you ever make me do that again I WILL kill you."

"Oh don't worry Harmony said the same thing," said Autumn getting up.

"So what am I going to wear?" asked Yusuke.

Flash tossed him an outfit and he caught it. "I'll go change."

"So what about me?" asked Hinote.

Autumn tossed him another outfit then he went to go wait for Yusuke to get out of the bathroom so he can change. Kurama and Kuwabara took there's and followed Hinote.

"Here," said Flash as she tossed Hiei his outfit.

He thanked her with a famous Hn then went to wait on line.

"So what are you going to wear?" Flash asked Autumn.

"Anou...I got a dress from the pyramid collection (don't own) so I think I'll wear that," answered Autumn.

Flash nodded and looked in Autumn's closet. Yusuke came back into Autumn's room wearing black breaches with boots. He had a long sleeved black t-shirt on that was under a chain mail shirt. Over the chain mail was a leather cover up with no sleeves. (I have a picture of it the link will go at the end)

"Not too bad Flash," he said. "Does she have any of Hiei's katanas in there?"

"Anou...yeah here's one," she said tossing it to Yusuke.

Yusuke caught it and tied the sheath to his side. Flash stood up with a bunch of black clothes and walked over to wait to change in the bathroom. A couple of minutes later Hinote came in Autumn's room and sat down on a chair.

He was wearing a pair of black breaches with black boots. For a shirt he had a blood red blouse and over that was a sleeveless leather vest that reached down to above his knees. He had a black belt around the leather. He walked over and took another one of Hiei's katanas from the closet and tied it around his waist.

Kuwabara came back wearing a long brown robe with long sleeves and a hood. Hinote walked over to him and pulled up his hood.

"That's how you have to wear it," said Hinote.

Kurama then came walking in to the room wearing the outfit Flash had shown him from before. Next came Hiei who was wearing black breaches and boots. With a long sleeved black blouse. His katana rested at his side.

"So you guys were the ones with all my katanas," said Hiei.

"Nope," said Kurama taking one from the closet. "Autumn had them."

Hiei growled making a mental note to get his katanas back.

A couple of minutes later Autumn walked into the room wearing a long black sleeve less dress with a ribbon cross-laced bodice with a brocade-textured center inset. Going around the dress were purple slits so it would be a pattern of black, purple, black purple. The black that was in front of the dress was black but the fabric had a leafy design on it. On her feet she wore two small black slippers. Resting on her shoulders was a long black cloak that went past her feet just like her dress it was being held together by a feather shaped pin. Autumn had straightened her hair so it rested flatly against her head though she pulled some hair back with a pin and let some of her bangs fall into her face.

Kurama walked over to and kissed her cheek. "You look lovely."

Autumn turned and blushed a little. "Now we just have to wait for Flash."

A couple of minutes passed before Yusuke stood up and stormed to the bathroom and pounded on the door.

"FLASH HURRY UP!" he yelled.

"KEEP YOUR PANTS ON I'M GETTING DRESSED!" Flash yelled back.

"Need any help?" asked Yusuke.

Flash fell over anime style. "YUSUKE YOU HENTAI WHEN I GET OUT OF HERE YOU ARE SO DEAD!"

Yusuke snickered and ran back into Autumn's room. A moment later Flash walked into the room glaring at Yusuke. Yusuke laughed nervously.

(This might get a little confusing) Flash was wearing black somewhat baggy pants that you could see through so she had to wear her swimsuit bottom. On the side of the pants were slits that ended a little above her ankles that had elastic around it so it would stay in place around her ankles. Along the slits were a bunch of hanging beads that would make a little nose when she moved. On her feet she wore black slippers with an anklet on her left foot. For a shirt she had on a black belly shirt so you could see her bellybutton ring and the belt with more metal beads on it. The cover up its self was a black so you couldn't see through it but the long sleeves you see through with slits like her pants. The shirt was also off the shoulders so you could see her scar a little clearer (read Lioness to find out about the scar).

"What are you supposed to be?" asked Yusuke.

"A Belly Dancer you nitwit," said Flash.

"Ah good put on a show," demanded Yusuke.

"Alright," said Flash reaching behind her.

She threw a dagger at Yusuke's head but he ducked and it hit the wall.

"Always just a little high," said Flash.

"HOLLY HELL!" yelled Yusuke. "WHO GAVE FLASH A DAGGER?!?!?!"

"For once it wasn't me," said Autumn.

"I took it myself," said Flash getting her dagger.

"We should get going," said Kurama standing up.

Everyone nodded. Flash went over to the closet and took a black cloak that looked like Autumn's and draped it around her then pined it closed with a dragon pin.

Autumn pointed. "LET US GO FRIENDS TO THE FAIR OF THE RENAISSANCE!!!"

She started marching off in the direction she pointed to not knowing any better that she was going to walk into a wall. Kurama quickly turned her around she so walked out the door.

End Chapter:

Winter: Okay, okay I know I said it was going to be one chapter but I'm getting tired of typing this and I keep getting distracted since I started this last night. Plus its already 12 pages and I don't want to reread like 24 pages or something so I'll end it there until next chapter.

And I better go before Wisdom and Hiei find me for making them dress up so erm, you know the drill reviews happy author quicker updates! So please review!

Oh!

Autumn's Dress:

Yusuke:

Wisdom: I found her!

Winter: AH CRAP! ::Runs::

Wisdom and Hiei: GET BACK HERE!!!!

::Credits start going::