Disclaimer: I own many things. Including socks, flying monkeys, catnip, and a bra. But sadly, I do not own Harry Potter. Meh.
REVIEW!!!!!!!
September 1
1:02
Well, that's it. Somehow, through some strange celestial error, I have come to be the special Reporter Inquisitor of Hogwarts.
1:03
Aaaaaaargh. I hate my life.
But on the bright side, I will have license to spy on anyone and have any information that I want and obtain it using any means necessary.
Bwahahahaha. Sneer.
My revenge on all of Hogwarts shall be sweet.
The Gryffindors will never know what hit them.
Who should I spy on? Hmmm...Harry and his little dweeby fan club, of course. Trelawney. I can find out how she really makes those predictions. McGonagall. I can steal her wig. Binns...nah, I'd die of boredom. Ha ha. That was a pun.
Right.
Hooch. I can find out why she's acting so weird.
Maybe she likes me?
Nahhhhhhh...
1:06
I can find out why Sinatra got me that loofah scrub, too. Bwahahaha.
I still remember when Sinatra teased me about my hair...she stole my special hair potion for a week, and my hair became...
I can't tell you.
That is my worst secret.
Maybe later. I don't feel like writing much today. Email time.
from: Quicksilver Foxx (quicksilverfoxxhotmail.cm)
To: (snapesybabyhogwarts.ed)
Subject: (none)
Hiya, sexy!
From: (ifyoucantplaycoachhogwarts.ed)
To: (Snapesybabyhogwarts.ed)
Re:re:re:die
:( So you already saw the movie? To bad mabe we can go see the invincible sponge man tomorrow? n.n
From: (Dumbledoreasaurushogwarts.ed)
To: Professor Snape (snapeseybabyhogwarts.ed) Minerva McGonagall (Minnymehogwarts.ed) Sprout (greeniegirl101hogwarts.ed) Flitwick (charmyersocksoffhogwarts.ed) Trelawney(icansee!hogwarts.ed) Binns(goblinrevolutionsoftheseventeenthcenturyhogwarts.ed) Sinatra (heavensenthogwarts.ed) Poppy Pomfrey (earmuffsrsexyhogwarts.ed) Madame hooch(thosewhocantplaycoachhogwarts.ed) Dobby (socksaremylifehogwarts.ed) Winky (poormastercrouchhogwarts.ed) Hagrid(monstermatehogwarts.ed) professor Belldame (hotstuffnumber1hogwarts.ed)
Dear colleagues,
The school year is approaching fast, and I have a few last minute reminders to make.
1. Thankfully, we can take a sigh of relief, for the Inquisitors aren't coming this year. Surprisingly, this job has been fulfilled by Severus. Let's give Severus a large hand.
2. We have a new DADA teacher, Professor Belldame. Let's give her a warm welcome, and invite her into our Hogwarts family.
3. This year, the Hogwarts students get emails of their own within the school network. Professor McGonagall is in charge of distributing these.
From: snapesybabyhogwarts.ed
To: Quicksilverfoxxhotmail.cm
Subject: Re:
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From: snapesybabyhogwarts.ed
To: ifyoucantplaycoachhogwarts.ed
Re:re:re:re:die
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Sorry about the shortness...maybe another chapter will come up in a few weeks. -.-; Please review!
Responses:
Fast Talking Johnny: Yay! Another review! Yes, I will try to read your story when I have the time...or I remember...Bakura stole my memory.
Bakura: MUAHAHAHAHAHA!
Me: GIVE IT BACK!!!!!
Bakura: NEVER!!!!!!
Speaking of Bakura, aren't you in that story by dagisagi somebody about possessed staplers and whatnot? I asked her if she would marry me...I was kidding though. O.o Too much sugar.
Darkfire180: Heya kim. I cannot respond to your review because I am thinking of my RGC...hehehehe...
CrazyGirl47: Awww, thank you! n,n I feel so loved....
Roae: What do you mean, 'I have to wonder about you?' What did I do? You are no better. Coughbakurafangirlcough. Well, have fun reading this chappie!
MarMar3: Hello Marta. Maybe I should look up yaoi on google...see what comes up...It's probably gross and slightly disturbing, but oh well.