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Stargate SG-1/Star Trek: Enterprise Crossover

Disclaimer: I don't own Enterprise or Stargate.

Author's Notes: I do not know the kind of powers they gave him in the show, what he is capable of here is my own invention. This is set somewhere in season 2 of Enterprise before the Xindi attacked Earth. Please Read and Review

Summary: What did Dr. Daniel Jackson do after he Ascended, while he was learning to use his new powers. Of course, he has to get into some situations that are…interesting.

The starship Enterprise was cruising along at warp 4 heading towards a trinary star. The star had been showing anomalous readings and Sub-commander T'pol wanted to scan the system in more detail. The bridge crew was bored. They had diverted away from a Minshara-class planet two systems over, to scan the trinary system. Currently Captain Archer was in his ready room catching up on some reports that had been piling up on his desk. This had left the Sub-commander to oversee the scanning of the trinary system. She had orders not to disturb him unless something important came up in her scans.

"Coming up on the system, Sub-commander," reported the helmsman, Travis.

"Drop us out of warp and head to wards these coordinates, one half impulse," commanded T'pol from the science station.

The Enterprise dropped out of warp and headed towards the center of the system. In a matter of minutes, they reached the coordinates. They reached the coordinates and T'pol began her scans. After a while she discovered that the anomalous readings were not being caused by the three stars but by another object in the system next to the suns. In fact, on further analysis, the 'object' was found similar to the readings that they had eventually gotten on the 'wisps' that had tried to take over Enterprise. She decided that it was perhaps time to call the Captain to the bridge.

"Captain please report to the bridge," spoke T'pol into the intercom.

"On my way," he replied.

A few minutes later the Captain walked onto the bridge. "What have you found T'pol?" Asked the Captain as he eased into his chair.

"On scanning the system, I discovered that the anomalous readings were not being emitted by the stars but by another object in the system. One that is similar to the 'wisps' that we encountered," reported T'pol evenly.

Silence followed, after dropping that bombshell on the bridge crew. She now had the crew's complete and utter and undivided attention. The captain looked at her incredulously, not believing that she was so calm about it.

One encounter with 'wisps' was more than enough.

After a while the captain snapped out of his shock and said, "On screen."

An image of space appeared on screen. Visible in the middle of the display of was a 'wisp'. But this 'wisp' had noticeable differences from the ones they had encountered before. It was larger, for one. Its color was a much more brilliant and radiant white and it reminded Captain Archer of some type of jellyfish because it had many moving tentacles.

And it was very close and getting closer

Very quickly

Archer's heart jumped into his throat but before he could issue any orders the 'wisp' passed through the hull and entered the Bridge. It then began moving around the bridge. The crew jumped and scrambled out of its way and went to great extremes to avoid touching its tentacles. The 'wisp' then moved to the front of the bridge, between the viewing screen and Travis's station.

What happened next shocked everyone.

The 'wisp' began shrinking.

It also began taking on a humanoid shape.

In a matter of seconds the 'wisp' had become a flesh and blood humanoid.

A humanoid that had his back to them.

He turned around and his eyes grew wide as took in the sight that was in front of him. The entire bridge crew was looking at him with various degrees of shock apparent on their faces. Malcolm was standing at tactical with eyes wide and a look of disbelief on his face. Travis looked like he was about to go into shock. Hoshi was looking at the stranger with a look of utter astonishment, with her mouth open wide. Archer opened and closed his mouth several times until he finally closed it. And T'pol…she looked as surprised as any Vulcan would, but those that knew her could see that she was utterly flabbergasted and ready to faint from sheer astonishment.

The stranger had only one reaction to this: He looked sheepishly about and said,

"Oops…"

Captain Archer was the first to find his voice, "Wh…What are you?"

"Ah…I'm just passing through?" The being lamely remarked with an embarrassed expression on his face.

This situation keeps getting weirder and weirder, thought Archer.

The Captain's mind was beginning to catch up with the situation. The being in front of him looked Human. He was wearing some type of military uniform. On the arms was some type of insignia with an inverted V and over it were the letters SG-1. And the being was wearing glasses.

The being grimaced/smiled and said, "Uh…I'm Doctor Daniel Jackson and…uh, I can't tell you what I am."

Shock rolled over Archer a second time. A Human name, he thought.

"Uh, why can't you tell us what you are?" Inquired a confused Archer.

"You're not ready for to know," said Daniel while apologetically shrugging. He continued, "Uh, I don't suppose you could tell me where and When I am?"

"Where and…WHEN? Are you some type of time traveler?" Archer managed to ask while still processing all the information that one question had implicated.

"Well, uh…sorta off."

"Ok. Well you're on the starship Enterprise, we're on a mission of exploration and it's the 22nd Century."

"The 22nd century? Damn, still off," Daniel said to himself.

"What ?"

"Ah, never mind. I can't explain that either."

Archer's mind finally caught up to the fact that Daniel had said he was a doctor, "A Doctor of what?"

Daniel smiled. He always liked an audience that was interested in him. "I'm an archaeologist, I specialize in Egyptology."

"You're WHAT? AN ARCHEAOLOGIST!!!!!!!!!" Archer didn't think that his heart could take anymore surprises. He looked around himself and realized that much of his crew was in much the same position., especially T'pol. She looked about ready to keel over.

Archer saw Daniel look to the right and frown.

He looked back to them and said, "Uh , Oma's calling me. I've got to go. Nice meeting you." He paused before he left and said seriously, "Oh one thing before I go if you ever encounter a race called the Gou'ld. Avoid them like THE PLAGUE, bye."

And with that Daniel turned back into a 'wisp', rose through the ceiling and disappeared from Enterprise.

They all stood in shock, looking at the spot on the ceiling Daniel had disappeared through.

Only ONE thought was Running through Archer's mind:

HOW THE HELL DO I EXPLAIN THIS TO ADMIRAL FOREST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

At that moment, the turbolift door opened and Commander Tucker walked into the Bridge and stopped. His eyes suspiciously going from one face to another and said, "What? What'd I miss, cap ?"

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