Thanks for reading this story and for your cooperation. Anyway, here is the last chapter. Also, there is a why character is this character explanation in the end, so you can know why a character's a character, like why Goblin was Leon. Stay tuned for the sequel. Keep on reviewing, especially for the next story. So, here you go:
Andross pictures:
Andross: http:www.arwing.host.sk/gallery/albums/sf64/screens/3102.jpg
Escaping from Andross: http:www.arwing.host.sk/gallery/albums/sf64/screens/sf5!.jpg
Chapter 8 – The End?
Characters:
Fox – Homestar
Slippy – Homsar
Peppy – Coach Z
Falco – Strong Bad
ROB 64 – Grape Nuts Robot
Andross – Himself
Robot – 3-D Vector Strong Bad
3-D guy with a cyber shield and spiky hair (Not in game, just there for fun) – Himself
General Pepper – Strong Sad
Previously on Star Fox 64, Homestar style:
"Hey guys, I'm going alone fwom hewe," announced Homestar.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAA!" screamed Homsar.
"Homestar!" cried Coach Z.
"Hey man, if you die, can I be the new leader?" asked Strong Bad.
"No," answered Homestar.
"Then can I have your stereo player?" asked Strong Bad.
However, Homestar flew into the portal before he could answer.
Location: Andross' lair tunnel
Homestar was flying down a long tunnel.
"I have been waiting for you, Star Fox," said Andross.
Then a door opened as Homestar shot at the pods that were connected with electricity.
"You know that I control the galaxy," said Andross.
Then Homestar flew through more of the tunnel with those pods and electricity and doors. On the way, there were some items to prepare his Arwing for the final battle.
"It's foolish to come against me."
Then Homestar felt like he was nearing the end, for it was starting to heat up as he was approaching Andross, or maybe it's just Homestar.
"You will die, just like your father," taunted Andross as Homestar reached the end of the tunnel.
Homestar saw Andross' silhouette before he showed his face with the green background. Andross laughed at Homestar.
"Whoa! Stwong Bad's wight! That's one ugly monkey!" observed Homestar.
Then Andross punched with his severed right hand. Homestar dodged that and shot at Andross' right eye, making Andross pause as he used his severed right hand to assuage his pain. Homestar shot at the severed left hand rapidly, destroying it. Then Andross pointed its finger from its right hand at Homestar and shot electricity out of it. Homestar was hit a few times, but managed to dodge the electricity until the end. Then Andross punched with his right hand while Homestar shot at it and destroyed it.
Then Andross began his final attack. He began inhaling, sucking in rocks and Homestar's Arwing. Homestar shot a bomb in Andross' mouth, making him stop inhaling.
"Oh my god, there's a crappy bomb in my stinkin' mouth!" exclaimed Andross as smoke came out of his ears, looking like he had indigestion.
Then Homestar shot at Andross' eyes until Andross began shaking his head, which was blowing up. When it blew up, it revealed 3-D Vector Strong Bad's head.
"I'LL MAKE YOUR HEAD A SPLODE!" droned 3-D Vector Strong Bad.
"Not so fast 3-D dude!" said a voice.
Suddenly, the spiky haired guy with the cyber shield ran in mid-air to in front of 3-D Vector Strong Bad. Then 3-D Vector Strong Bad shot a rectangle at the guy, but he reflected the rectangle back at 3-D Vector Strong Bad, using his shield, and hit him, taking away the outer oval of 3-D Vector Strong Bad. This went on until 3-D Vector Strong Bad only had his eyes and diamond. Then 3-D Vector Strong Bad shot a rectangle that the guy couldn't deflect, and blew up.
"YOUR HEAD A SPLODE!" said 3-D Vector Strong Bad.
Then 3-D Vector Strong Bad shot a rectangle at Homestar, but he dodged it, afraid that his head will explode. Then he shot at 3-D Vector Strong Bad's diamond, blowing it up. Then 3-D Vector Strong Bad shot a rectangle at Homestar, which he dodged and shot at 3-D Vector Strong Bad's eyes until 3-D Vector Strong Bad froze, it's whole face reappeared, and said, "WELL, MY HEAD A SPLODE!"
Then 3-D Vector Strong Bad blew up as Homestar's Arwing went in autopilot and flew away from Andross' exploding lair through the tunnel. Then he flew out of the tunnel as the victory music began playing.
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Homestar nearly crashed into the words, but he flew away from Venom and into space, joining his fellow wingmen and the Great Fox.
"Homestar, are you okay?" asked Coach Z.
"DaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAa!" shouted Homsar.
"Okay, I'll admit, you did well, up to Coach Z's standards," admitted Strong Bad.
"Aw, thanks Stwong Bad!" thanked Homestar.
Then the Great Fox healed the Arwings as they flew off to Corneria. While flying to Corneria, the credits floated by. Also, a ship with a camera flew by the Arwings.
"Oh, hi camewa! I'm Homestaw... Wunner!" said Homestar before the camera ship flew to Coach Z's Arwing.
"What Hamstray? A comera? Where? Where?" asked Coach Z, talking to Homestar.
Then he looked in the direction of the camera ship, but it flew away to Strong Bad, who was staring at the camera.
"Oh, you want to look at my handsome face, eh? Okay, but don't use it too much," said Strong Bad before the camera ship flew in front of Homsar's Arwing, and Homsar was doing some kind of dance inside his Arwing.
Soon, the Great Fox with the four Arwings inside arrived at Corneria. Ships leaving behind a trail of colors flew in Corneria to celebrate victory. Soon, the Great Fox landed in front of the Corneria Palace. Inside, Homestar, Homsar, Coach Z, and Strong Bad marched down the hall of the palace, where there were many Cheat Commando plushie-dolls (the old generation, the new generation's the one Foxface Sr. gave birth to) saluting Star Fox. They marched down to the end of the hall, where General Strong Sad was waiting for them.
"Star Fox, we are in your debt. I would be honored to have you in the Cornerian Royal..." began General Strong Sad when Homestar interrupted.
"Oh no genewal, we pwefew things done ouw own way," interrupted Homestar.
Coach Z and Homsar nodded in agreement. Strong Bad shook his head, wanting a royal life. Then Homestar got a message from Grape Nuts Robot.
"Now spell: Great Fox is ready to go," reported Grape Nuts Robot.
"Okay guys, let's go!" ordered Homestar.
Then we see the Star Fox team running across the grassless plain during the evening. Homestar was in the lead with his running, hence his last name, Runner. Strong Bad was running after him, chasing him because not only is Homestar the leader, but he rejected royal life for his wingmen. Coach Z was lagging behind Strong Bad, hoping to make sure Strong Bad doesn't beat Homestar into a bloody pulp. Homsar was stumbling while running, but that's the way he runs, behind Coach Z. They kept on running. The Star Fox music was playing until the Great Fox flew into the horizon, making an orchestra play their version of the victory music. Then the Great Fox flew away while the Star Fox members kept on running.
Then they got into their Arwings and flew away to the sun with the Great Fox. Strong Bad couldn't shoot down Homestar because that wasn't in the script, but he still couldn't forgive Homestar. Then the credit music finished with the choir as the Arwings and the Great Fox disappeared from the horizon.
However, anyone looking at the sky at that moment would have thought he or she was looking at an illusion, but nobody was looking at the sky. In place of the sun was an image of Andross, laughing.
"I'm not finished with you yet, Star Fox," said Andross from Venom as he removed his illusion from Corneria and planned his future invasion.
Epilogue
Strong Sad was in his office, doing his normal business stuff, which included stamping. Then he saw the Star Fox bill, and saw his cost was the number of enemies they killed times 64.
"It's a steep bill, is it worth it?" wondered Strong Sad.
Then Strong Sad got a phone call in his broken-up cell phone that still worked.
"Hello?" asked Strong Sad as he answered the phone.
"Yes, it's worth it you lousy crap-for-brains, or else I'll torment you for a long time! We need that money!" shouted Strong Bad on the other side of the line in the Great Fox.
"Okay," replied Strong Sad as he stamped the bill.
He didn't know that this was not his last steep bill to stamp. In fact, when he sees the next one, he'll think the first bill is a penny compared to the other one, I guess. Besides, it's only a small portion of his fortune.
Why each Character's that Character:
Homestar – Fox: They're the main characters of where they are. Fox has a father who looks like him, but wears shades. Homestar's "father" wears shades as well. Fox in expert mode wears shades. Homestar is seen wearing shades. But most of all, it's because they're capable of running the fastest in their team for the credits.
Homsar – Slippy: They're not the best flyers in the world. Heck, they're terrible, always getting into trouble, getting a lot of miracles to survive. Yet, Homsar can be autistic, so he can be really good in building stuff, like Slippy. In this story, Homsar's autistic. How else could he have shot down Strong Mad by himself?
Coach Z – Peppy: They're pretty much older than Homestar and Fox, respectively, but not too old or out of shape, like the King of Town and Bubs (who is not old, but out of shape). So, they're wiser than Homestar and Fox, respectively again.
Strong Bad – Falco: Almost everything Falco says in the Star Fox 64 game wouldn't be out of place from Strong Bad's mouth. They have a bad attitude, think they're better (I guess), and don't like their leaders very much. Also, Strong Bad has to have a main character role as a good guy, because there's no other place for him.
Homeschool – Wolf: They are like a clone of Homestar and Fox, respectively. Also in most Homestar Runner fan stories on this site, Homeschool is depicted as the villain, so being the leader of Star Wolf fits him.
Goblin – Leon: This is mostly decided by random. These are the things they have in common:
They're green
We don't know a lot about them
They're names end with an "N", which isn't really important.
Sir Strong Bad – Pigma: Sir Strong Bad is the type of guy who would betray your father for money. In fact, Sir Strong Bad has done many evil deeds, like stealing parsnips so The Homestar Runner, Fat Dudley, and Marzipan would go hungry.
Strong Mad – Andrew: Mostly by random. I chose Strong Mad to be Andrew because he's Homsar's rival, and he fits Homsar best. They're both not bright and good flyers.
Strong Sad – General Pepper: There's no place for him in action, and he's whiny ("I'm not!" retorted Strong Sad) and thinks negatively ("Okay, that's true," admitted Strong Sad), like General Pepper, I guess. Anyway, he's not into flying. That's important.
Grape Nuts Robot – ROB 64: There are many other robots for this job, but Visor Robot is doing another role, and that robot from the storybook probably rusted, short-circuited, or had its plug pulled out. Grape Nuts Robot is the only one available. Plus, isn't it kinda funny to hear "Now spell" every time Grape Nuts Robot talks?
Andross – Andross: Considering nobody wants their head and hands chopped off, only to be blown up, we had Andross himself be himself. He's used to it, having been blown up like, at least a billion times. Also, all evil characters (if there are any) are taken.
Pom Pom – Bill: Although he didn't make an appearance, you know he play and he was mentioned in Meteo. He's Bill because he's Homestar's best friend, like Bill is Fox's best friend. Okay, now onto the other characters.
Bosses:
Tompkins – Granga guy: This is something like random. Tompkins is the Granga guy because he thinks he's the great, when he's not.
Eh! Steve – Attack Carrier guy – Totally random, to be replaced by Wheelchair.
The Cheat – Meteo Crusher driver: This is 100 random.
S is for Sucks Dragon- Goras: I decided to replace Goras with a monster from Homestar Runner's website. Since Trogdor's already taken, the "Crap on Strings" (The King of Town DVD) and the Atari Dragon (or the Fhqwhgads/freakin' duck) are not fit for the role, S is for Sucks Dragon is the only one left.
Andross robot – 3-D Vector Strong Bad: 3-D VSB is Andross robot because 3-D VSB is used to having his head blown up, like Andross' robot, but he has no hands, which is why he isn't Andross himself.
Okay, so thanks for reading, stay tuned for the sequel "Star Fox 64 in Expert Mode, Homestar Style". The sequel will focus on going to Venom from Area 6, so think about where you want the team to go (they will go to Sector Y, they can't go anywhere they've already been too, except for Corneria).
THE END of THIS STORY