I am so sorry for taking so freaking long. I was almost done with this a couple of months ago but I forgot to finish it. Sorry!
But good news is that the school year is over for me so I have about two and a half months to get my butt in gear. XD;
Disclaimer: All I own is the Mary Sues, Mr. REDD, Aznu's alter ego form and this fic.
Other notes:
1. I still don't have any pairings for this madness yet.
2. There is a plot in here. All the subplots(?) will be melded together soon. Uh, yeah.
3. I am not sure if I should throw in Kingdom Hearts into the mix...hmmm...I will figure this one out.
And now, story.
TIRFOD: The Insanity Strikes Back
By Bilbo-sama
Meanwhile in some time stream thingy in space and time…
"Are we at Barcelona yet?" asked Rose.
"Nope!" answered the Doctor.
"When will we?"
"As soon as after I drag you all over the place in space and time. Wouldn't that be awesome?" he grinned.
"I still don't get this regeneration thing. First you're an angsty and unpredictable guy with a receding hairline and now you're a insanely upbeat and unpredictable guy who is rather young…"
"You'll get used to it. I promise."
Just then, one of the screens beeped and flashed a new message. Rose went to see what it was.
"Plot hole ahead? What does that mean?"
"Oooh! A plot hole!" the Doctor ooohed, "I haven't seen those in YEARS! YAY!"
"Erm, k?"
The screen flashed an another message.
"Now entering plot hole. Doctor, is this bad?"
"Sometimes. You might want to sit down and hold onto something I guess. Oh this is going to be so much fun!"
"Can you put the 'yay, we're all gonna die!' to a minimum and be a bit angsty and grim for once?"
"Oh sure," the Doctor proceeded to sulk.
The TARDIS shook as it went through the plot hole. The experience lasted for several minutes until it stopped and the same screen flashed again.
"Apparently we've arrived on some moon that's near Orion's Belt," said the Doctor who rose from his chair to read the screen, "It also conveniently has an atmosphere full of oxygen and –" He suddenly placed his hand on his chest, gasping.
"Doctor?" said Rose, alarmed.
"Oh geez, not again!"
"What's happening?"
"This has happened several times in my past regenerations. I suddenly…hmmm, Rose, open the door and tell what you see out there please."
"Okay," said a worried Rose who opened the main doors and stuck her head out of the door. She gasped.
"Doctor, I see three TARDISes! And they look like ours!"
"Just what I've suspected. They must've went through that plot hole too…"
"Who are they?"
"Time Lords."
"But, didn't you say that you are the last of your kind?"
"Yes but they aren't just Time Lords…"
A rather familiar voice with a Liverpudian accent outside shouted, "Again!"
"Doctor? Who are they?" said a woman's voice.
"Did she just say 'Doctor'?" asked Rose.
"I'm the Doctor," said someone with a deep voice, "You're also me, correct?"
"Why yes," said a man with a lighter voice than the deep voiced man, "Fifth life."
"Fourth," answered the other.
"Eighth," piped the man with the Liverpudian accent.
"Tenth!" added Rose's Doctor as he bursted from the TARDIS. Just as Rose said, there were three other TARDISes in a clearing in a semi-circle formation. Three men, three women, and a robotic dog were conversing at the center of the clearing. They all turned as the Doctor rushed out. Rose stood by the doorway, unsure.
"Ah, much better. Is there going to be more of us soon?" he asked.
"Insufficient data," answered the robotic dog.
"K9! Oh how I missed you!" he smiled.
"The plot hole got you too?" said the man who claimed to the Eighth Doctor, who had brown curly hair that reached his shoulders and wore a green velvet coat with a beige vest and pants.
"Yep. It seems that we've been taken out of our respective time lines…again."
"I'm confused," said a woman with strawberry blonde hair.
"So am I, Grace," said the Eighth, "Just where did you come from anyway? You weren't even in the TARDIS ten minutes ago…must've been the plot hole…"
"That explains Sarah Jane," added the Fifth (a young blonde-haired man in a cricketer's outfit and had a aristocratic air to him) who pointed to a brunette in a pink skirt and blazer with a white blouse underneath said blazer.
"I know you," she said, "that one time in the Death Zone on Galifrey when we were all taken out of time because of that Borusa man…" She looked rather confused, "I know him," she pointed to the Fourth, "Who are the rest of you?"
"The Doctor, mistress," answered K9.
"Oh really?"
"Yes, really."
"They must be my future selves…obviously," said the Fourth, who wore a floppy hat and an insanely long multicolored scarf over an overcoat. He had curly dark hair and there was something Bohemian about him.
"Oh I wonder what's wrong this time," said a blonde woman in a dark purple dress.
"I'm not sure, Romana…"
"I am getting a feeling that we're here for the sake of plot," muttered Grace. The three other women turned to her.
"You too?" they all said.
"Yep."
"Master!" said K9 suddenly.
"Not now, K9," answered the Doctors.
There was a gasp from the companions.
"Hey, I just realize something," said the Fifth.
"Is it the fact that we all have just one of our female companions?" said Eighth.
"Master!" K9 was ignored this time.
"Er…yeah…"
"Speaking of companions," said the Tenth, "Where did they go?"
"Master!"
"What is it K9?" said the Fourth.
"The Mistresses were just kidnapped by some dark force."
"WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US!" shouted all four Doctors.
"I tried to warn you, Master. But you didn't listen…" The fourth could've sworn he heard K9 mutter "I need a new job…"
"Oh great, we're tools for advancing the plot," said the Eighth. A cracking sound was heard. "What was that?"
"The Fourth Wall, master."
"Aww, its always the Fourth Wall," said the Fourth.
Then there was silence.
"Anyway, your TARDISes or mine?" said the Tenth.
"Uh…" Then there was an argument over whose TARDIS they would go into while K9 went to process information about the area they were in. It lasted for ten minutes until each respective TARDIS all glowed and suddenly became one with the Tenth's TARDIS. It looked the same, only slightly bigger.
"That was convenient…Okay, my TARDIS it is!" said the Tenth. The four incarnations and K9 went into the TARDIS. A minute later, a wheezing groaning sound was heard and the TARDIS dematerialized.
Meanwhile in the Oz parody
"We are about two hours away from our destination," said Martha.
"Oh really?" said her companions.
"Yes, really."
"NO WAI!" exclaimed Mechazawa.
"Mechazawa-san's using Internet slang again…" whimpered Shin.
"For the last time, its 'way' not 'wai,'" shouted an irate Ayumu suddenly. The others stared at her. "What?"
"Erm…nothing…" said Jounouchi.
"Uh…so its two hours away, right?" said Mechazawa in an attempt to change the subject.
"Yes," answered Martha.
"Any chance that Howl might some weird obstacle coming right at our way?"
"Good one, you fool!" glared Ayumu, "now we got an even higher chance of that happening!"
"Ayumu nee-chan is acting out of character…" said Shin as he hid behind Jounouchi.
"There's a sign up ahead!" said Jounouchi. They all ran up to it to read it.
It said, 'Some random obstacle that serves as a plot point ahead.' They all sighed and decided that it would be no use to avoid it and so they continued on. As they did, occasionally there was some rustling in the bushes.
It was definitely creepy. Especially for Ayumu since the rustling always occurred near her.
There was more bush rustling.
And a little bit more.
"WHY IS IT ALWAYS NEAR ME!" shouted Ayumu in a panic.
The rustling stopped.
"What if it's a demon larva?" whimpered Shin.
"Meep!" said the thing in the bushes.
"'Meep?' What the heck?" Martha raised a hidden eyebrow.
The bushes rustled some more as the thing approached. Suddenly, it zoomed out and clung to Ayumu's shirt.
"GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! GET IT OOOOOOOFF!" screamed Ayumu, running in circles.
The thing, a purple ball of fluff with eye stalks peeking out of the fur, continued to cling to Ayumu.
"Ooooh!" Ooohed Martha, "A Chibling found Ayumu and now thinks she's its soul mate!"
"BUT I DON'T WANNA BE A FUR BALL'S SOUL MATE!"
"MEEP! MEEP! MEEP!" meeped the Chibling.
"We interrupt this reference to a Bruce Coville novel to move the plot somewhere else," said Arthur who appeared from nowhere eating Lembas bread, "And now, the Twinkie Hunt."
"Excuse me, sir, but do you still sell Twinkies here?" asked Yugi.
"I'm sorry but we've ran out. Go try that Acme supermarket that happens to be across the street," said the shopkeeper who pointed out the said Acme which indeed was in the supermarket.
As the group (which by the way contains Yugi, Ryou-chan, Juudai, Asuka, Misawa, Shou, and Chronos-sensei (who was there as the chaperone).) of Twinkie Hunters entered the Acme, they gasped. The place was HUGE.
"Hey, we should split up!" Shou suggested.
"But wouldn't we get lost?" said Misawa who pondered this for a minute before asking. He looked up and found himself alone.
"Am I the only one who thinks that we all should follow the fact that splitting up will result in instant death in horror movies?" he asked to himself.
He was answered by random chirpingcrickets.
"I guess I am."
Yes, the first part was a tad long. My excuse is that I've joined a fandom thats been around since 1963.
More on the Twinkie Hunt, Lina Inverse's attempts to solve the speaking dog problem thingy and Draco Lady next chapter. Yay.
Ciao!