An Avengers Halloween

Author's Note: Hey folks! L1701E here! I hope you enjoy this new story I'm doing for you as a Halloween treat: The Misfit-verse Avengers are going to celebrate the holiday of spooks, goblins, demons, and witches, Halloween, baby! Whoo! The Avengers are welcoming new members, and have a new pain to deal with. I hope you enjoy!

Disclaimer: All characters belong to others and Marvel Comics. Kid Razor and Sonic Blue are mine. Enjoy the Insanity!

Chapter 1: New Recruits and a New Headache!

The AvengersMansion

"This movie is so stupid." Kid "Rock 'n' Roll" Razor grumbled. The fearless super-rocker sat on the couch watching an old horror flick on TV. A bowl of popcorn was in his lap. "The movies in this lame marathon were chosen by some idiot who was high as a kite. Not to mention the special effects are so freakin' cheesy."

"Eep." An Asian girl squeaked in fright, gripping Razor's arm tightly. "Man, this movie is scary!"

"Jubes, let go of the Kid of Rock's arm! It's starting to turn blue!" Razor snapped.

"It's not that scary once you know how the special effects work." A toned Caucasian boy said with a chuckle. He was sitting next to Kid Razor and Jubilee, slurping down soda in a 64-ounce Big Gulp container. He had semi-long brown hair with blue streaks, pulled back in a small ponytail with his long bangs free. His eyes were blue, and he was clad in a Cincinnati Bengals jersey and blue jeans, with blue sneakers. A futuristic blue, black, and silver watch was around his left wrist. His name was Spencer Allen Burton, a teenage genius from Cincinnati, Ohio. When he donned a special suit of armor, he became Sonic Blue, Cincinnati's own Iron Speedster. His armor gave him limited superhuman strength, superhuman speed, and the ability to fire sonic blasts from his hands.

"Spencer, you really know how to ruin the magic." Jubilee said.

"Sorry, it's just these special effects are so-so compared to the stuff they can do today with digital technology and stuff." Spencer sighed.

"You know what they say Spence, just because something is flashy, doesn't mean that it's the best." Razor smirked.

"You definitely would know about that, old friend." Spencer grinned. Jubilee laughed, and Razor scowled.

"I thought you were my biggest fan." Razor said. Jubilee hugged Razor's arm and smiled at him.

"I was just messing with you." Jubilee flicked Razor's nose, making him groan.

"Why did you have to join the Avengers?" Razor groaned.

"Well, Jenny recommended me." Jubilee grinned.

"And you did recommend me, Razor." Spencer reminded.

"So did that loony armored drunk Iron Man." Razor added.

"CLINT BARTON!!!! YOU PIG!!! YOU ARE GOING TO DIE!!!" Jennifer Walters' roar raged throughout the Mansion.

"Ah-hahahahahahaaa!" Clint Barton raced by behind the three, laughing. An angry and cursing Jennifer ran after him, clad in a towel, and holding a brush over her head. "You're cute when you're mad!"

"Where is that peephole, Clint?!" Jenny roared as the two ran into the kitchen.

"Hawkeye is a sad, sad little man." Spencer sighed. Meanwhile, Captain America and the Wasp were having a headache of their own, and none of the kids were causing it.

"Your security practices are extremely flawed, and your roster is way too big!" Henry Peter Gyrich roared at the two. Cap and Wasp tried not to show their impatience with him. They were in the Avengers' meeting room.

"Why seven, Gyrich?" Wasp said. Henry Gyrich, or HPG, as Razor liked to call him, was the Avenger's new government liaison. Unfortunately, he was one of those people who naturally rubbed people the wrong way. Cap respected the man's professionalism and dedication to his job, but found him to be a real pain. The kids absolutely hated him, especially Kid Razor.

"Seven is an easy number. What concerns me the most though, are your younger members. Kid Razor and Hawkeye are loose cannons, there's a possibility that the She-Hulk may go wild like her cousin, Sonic Blue doesn't have much in his background, Thor is insane, and then there's the mutant."

"She has a name." Wasp said. "Jubilation Lee. She has experience in a super-team."

"Yes, yes: Former X-Man, regular associate of Kid Razor and Sonic Blue." Gyrich grumbled.

"Do you have a problem with her?" Cap asked Gyrich flatly. "Personally mister, I don't care about her genetic makeup. She cannot help being a mutant anymore than she can help being Asian-American."

Or anymore can this guy help being a jerk. Wasp mentally grumbled.

"The fact that she is a mutant is a concern." Gyrich said. "I agree with you about one thing Rogers, I could care less how she got her powers. But many in the public would not be happy with the fact the Avengers now have a mutant in their ranks."

"They don't decide how many Avengers there are active or who they are." Wasp replied. "That decision lies with me and Cap."

"I want her on the team to show the mutant community that there are non-mutants who are accepting of mutants." Cap said. "Besides, both the She-Hulk and Kid Razor recommended she be brought on board."

"Captain Rogers, Mrs. Pym, I just want you to be aware that this decision will bring about controversy. And speaking of controversy, let talk about Kid Razor and Sonic Blue."

"The Ohio Connection." Wasp nodded. "What about them?"

"Sonic Blue's obviously a smart kid, but he's not very experienced as a costumed hero." Gyrich held up a blue file folder.

"He's joined the Avengers to get some experience." Cap replied simply. "He's a great asset to the team, with his knowledge and technical expertise."

"And there's Kid Razor. The kid is a wild animal. He's rebellious, he has a big mouth, he has no respect for authority…"

"He's a rock star. He's supposed to have no respect for authority." Wasp said.

"Razor has disobeyed orders on several occasions, and he has done some…controversial acts." Gyrich opened up a file folder on Razor, which happened to be as thick as an encyclopedia volume. "He harassed the Invisible Woman…"

"He took pictures of her in the shower." Cap groaned.

"He put several members of the New York Yankees in the hospital…"

"He's from Cleveland. He's a born Indian supporter, and he has said if he ever met the Yankees, he'd punch them all in the mouth." Wasp sighed.

"On national television, he called prominent businessman Sebastian Shaw an old fart!"

"Oh God…" Cap groaned.

"He jumped onto the rink in the middle of a New York Rangers game and started a brawl!"

"Razor started 'The Hockey Brawl heard 'Round the World'? Wow." Wasp blinked.

"Oh, and let's not ask what he did the last time the Jets took on the Browns!" Gyrich yelled.

"Razor started 'The Football Brawl heard 'Round the World'? You're kidding." Cap blinked.

"Ugh…" Gyrich pinched his nose. "You really have no idea what these kids do in their spare time, do you?" Screams were heard from outside the room.

"COME TO MAMA!!"

"NO JUBILEE, I DON'T WANT TO MAKE OUT DURING THE MOVIE!!! BACK OFF, YOU PSYCHO!!!"

"CLINT, COME BACK HERE AND GET KILLED LIKE A MAN!!!"

"HEY JENNY, I GOT PICTURES!!"

"OH FOR GOD'S SAKE, DON'T ANGER HER!!"

"CAN YOU GUYS STOP, I CAN'T GET ALL MY CATNAPS IN BECAUSE OF ALL THIS RACKET!!!"

"WAH!!! AMORA!! HOW'D YOU GET IN HERE?! LEAVE ME ALONE!!! YOU TOO, SIF!!!"

"I hate this place." Gyrich grumbled.

Well, looks like the Avengers are growing! What insanity will happen next? Will Gyrich be driven to the loony bin? Will Razor go crazy? What insanity will befall the Avengers this Halloween? Find out in the next chapter! Suggestions needed badly!