Disclaimer: All of the characters used in this story, with the exception of three original characters, are not mine, nor do I own Angry Beavers.
Note: Italics are thoughts.

ON WITH THE SHOW!

Chapter 1 – Preparations from Heck!

The morning sunshine was rising brightly as the birds chirped a beautiful melody. All of the noise and the sun's rays hitting both Norbert's and Daggett's eyes made them squirm, waking up in the process. As both beavers glanced half-awake at the alarm clock. It was only eleven-thirty in the morning, and seeing that it was nothing before going back to sleep. But a double take coming from Daggett made him bolt up and look at the clock again.

"OH NO!" Daggett shrieked as Norbert fell off the bed, reacting quickly to his scream. "I better hurry up before my fiancée gives me a spooting!"

Norbert winced in pain, yawning and frowning at his younger brother. "Ow...Dag, could you at least keep it down a bit? I'm trying to get back to sleep..."

Daggett pulled Norbert up and shoved him into his closet with all of his might. "What about you, Norby? Don't you have to meet your wife to buy or rent some clothes? You are my best man and Treeflower's one of the bridesmaids," he beamed while grooming himself hurriedly to get ready for his meeting. "What time are you supposed to meet with Treeflower?"

"Well, Daggy," Norbert answered, stepping out of the closet. "She's meeting with a couple of your future wife's sisters to have breakfast, so she's going to pick me up in an hour. What about you? When are you supposed to meet Jenna?"

"Eh..." Daggett pondered, counting his fingers. "Five minutes ago?"

Norbert fell backward at Daggett's reply, wanting to strangle him at some point for being so forgetful at times. "Don't you think you should go see Jenna now before she tortures you to death for being late, you spoothead?!"

"I'm already dressed!" exclaimed Daggett as he rushed out of the bedroom. "Don't wait up, Norby."

The other beaver blinked before hearing Daggett slam the front door, causing part of the ceiling to collapse. "I better wear something spa-cial for Treeflower before she comes over...and get that ceiling fixed in the living room."

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Daggett was humming to one of the hit disco songs called "Beaver Fever," in fact, it was the only song he and Norbert ever made in their entire music career. The only change he did to the song was the lyrics, making it into a wedding song to perform at the reception. He was also going to make sure he talked to Norbert about it when he got back home. A loud screech from another beaver calling out Daggett's name!

"DAGGETT!!!"

When Daggett heard his name being shrieked out and accidentally damage bystanders' eardrums and his own, he knew it was the albino beaver. The lovely Jenna, sleek and slender with fur pure as snow, along with her ruby red eyes staring into her future husband's. "You're late, Dag-a-lag-a-ding-dong," her sultry voice echoed in Daggett's ears. "Did you oversleep for the second day in a row? And our wedding happens to be tomorrow!" Jenna took a few steps away from her fiancé before folding her arms, frowning and very disappointed in him.

"Aw, don't be like that, my little albino buttercup," Daggett said sweetly, pulling Jenna closer to him from behind. "There's plenty of time left before our big day tomorrow," he said, kissing her cheek reassuringly.

Jenna felt Daggett's embrace and smiled a little. She forgave him with a gentle kiss on the lips. "Alright. Let's put this little quarrel behind and get our preparations set, shall we?"

"Yup!" replied Daggett. "Let's go to that movie monster place. I hear that they also do weddings for a real good discount."

Jenna smirked at the idea. A movie monster wedding eh? Now that just sounds original, Jenna thought quietly. "Can I be the bride of Frankenstein while you be a vampire, Daggy?"

"Hey, it's your wedding too," Daggett smiled and kissed her again. "You can be whatever you like, but please don't scream so loud. My ears are hurting because of your banshee yell."

"Sorry, Dag."

"It's okay. No harm done. Let's go to the store before it gets too crowded. By the way, Jenna, did you send the invitations to our family and friends?"

"Dag...that was already taken care of two weeks ago."

Daggett only blinked twice at his fiancée. "Come again dot dot dot question mark?"

Jenna shook her head. She loved Daggett with her whole heart, but there were times that his slowness bothered her. She shoved the thought to the back of her mind and started walking ahead of the dark-furred beaver. "Come on let's go."

The movie monster store was huge. It had a lot of classic memorabilia, including autographed pictures of their favorites actors and actresses at the premier of whatever cult classic he or she starred in. Smiles shined vibrantly on both Jenna and Daggett's faces as they slowly walk all over the store, holding hands. For a few good moments they were enjoying themselves, until a frightening figure appeared behind them from out of nowhere.

"Good evening," said a vampire tiger, who stood about as tall as Daggett's friend Big Rabbit. He even had a crane with a decayed skull as its handle.

The couple screamed in surprise, noticing the tiger staring down at them. At first they want to run out, thinking he wanted to suck their blood. But his gentle voice and dialect stopped them from leaving the store. He didn't come close to sounding like he wanted to hurt them in any way.

"How may I help you fine beavers this afternoon?" he asked politely.

Daggett and his bride-to-be looked at each other briefly and shrugged lightly. "I've heard that you do custom weddings for a small price. Is it really true? If so, what's the price?" he spoke almost really fast.

The tiger laughed at the Daggett's excitement, and wondered why. He had already gotten part of the hint there was a girl next to him. "Yes it's still available, sir," he replied smiling. "What do you have in mind?"

It was Jenna's turn to talk to the nice tiger. "Dag and I are getting married tomorrow. So is it possible for you to do some last minute preparations? Call it a rush order if you like, and we sincerely apologize in advance for any mess we might've caused."

"Oh think nothing of it, my dear," the vampire tiger smiled, baring his sparkling fangs. "To be truthful, you're the fourth couple within the past month who came to my shop for wedding preparations."

Both Daggett and Jenna felt relieved by this before noticing an older woman coming out from the office. They screamed seeing the woman carrying her head in her arms, with blood seeping down from her neck to her chest. The vampire sighed, shaking his head in embarrassment.

"Lita, honey," he said. "Please put your head back on. You're scaring the customers."

"Oh! I'm so sorry about that, everyone," Lita said sincerely, immediately putting her head back on as asked. "Do we have another rush order, Richard?"

"Lita..." Jenna remembered. "You're Lita DeCapita of those Latin horror flicks, aren't you?!"

"Ah yes! It's good that someone remembers who I am from my old movies," Lita replied, smiling. "And this must be your husband-to-be...how cute! I'll tell you what. I'll take care of the location...free of charge, but that excludes everything else. Okay?"

"Whoo!" Daggett cheered at Lita's special offer. "For a cult classic undead actress you're really nice."

"My wife is generous like that," coughed Richard, wishing that someone would remember him from his old movies. "But let's get started, yes?"

"Oh yes of course, Richard sir," Daggett replied as he and Jenna discussed every little detail with the elder monsters.

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After nearly eight hours and the sun setting, Daggett was walking Jenna home and talked for a short while on her doorstep.

"I had a simply wonderful time, Daggett," Jenna grinned. "And to meet two legendary actors of horror...I'm surprised they're still married after all those years..."

Daggett chuckled, also feeling very amazed. "I'm glad you had a good time as much as I did, though Lita gave us quite the scare back there. That was nuts!!!" Since our wedding is going to be so early in the morning...at four in the morning to be specific...I won't hold you up from your beauty sleep, my beloved." He kissed her hand gently, watching her blush even more.

"I wish you could stay a bit longer, Daggy," Jenna pouted, but he was right about being awake and prepared for the big day. "I won't hold you up from sleep either."

Daggett pulled his fiancée closer into his stronger embrace and gave her a passionate kiss. After a brief moment of sparkle and bliss, he broke the kiss, bidding his farewell to Jenna before walking back to his home.

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There you have it, ladies and gentlemen. But this story is not yet finished! Stayed tuned for the second, and final, chapter to this story. Expect some surprise cameos as well! Positive praise and/or constructive criticism please.