Disclaimer: (Again) I don't own Angry Beavers or any of the Nicktoons featured in this chapter, except for Richard, Lita, and Jenna and her family.
Author's Note: I would like to thank you all for the kind reviews. Much appreciated.
Two hours were all that was left for the wedding, giving everyone who woke up at the graveyard hour of two o'clock to be rightfully prepared for the special event. Some of the guest of honor were reluctant to up in their hotel rooms, but tried to stay awake as long as possible for the festivities. Daggett was hyper and eagerly awake while digging in the closets to find his costume.
"I'm getting married! I'm getting married! And none of you spootheads can do anything about it," he sang childishly. It took him a bit of time to finally pull out his black tuxedo.
Norbert yawned heavily, pulling himself out of bed, listening to his brother's singing. He rubbed his eyes and smiled, picking up his dark blue formal suit. The older beaver wanted to cry, feeling so happy for Daggett and his soon-to-be sister in-law Jenna, if not feeling envious at times. Once he put on his outfit, he walked up to Daggett. "Dag...time has definitely flown fast for your big day, hasn't it?"
Daggett could see tears coming out of Norbert's eyes, displaying a sad smile. "It sure has, Norby..." he replied meekly. "It may be time for me to move out of the dam once we're completely official."
"Per-hypes you won't have to," Norbert sniffled in between words.
"What do you mean?"
"Treeflower and I have already decided to live together in her dam. Sounds awkward, doesn't it? Considering that we're already married and all."
Daggett only frowned and folded his arms. "Why didn't you move in with her right after you two got married?"
"Her dam was under reconstruction! Remember?"
"Eh?"
Norbert sighed. "Never mind. What I really wanted to say is dot, dot, dot, I wish you lots of happiness on your marriage to Jenna. Seriously."
Daggett wiped his own tears away and smiled brightly at the kind words from his older brother. He nodded twice. "I know we will, Norb. Oh dear!" he said, looking at the clock. "It's almost time. We should get going to the abandoned mansion."
"Why are we going there on your wedding day...er...night?"
"Because I'm going there to marry Jenna. That's where the ceremony is taking place. A movie monster theme wedding to be exact."
Norbert twitched slightly in excitement, hoping he would get to meet all of the classic horror movie stars there. Then again, he wouldn't be surprise one bit if most of his favorite actors and actresses were dead. He walked closer to Daggett with a huge grin on his face. "You, Daggett...are a GENIUS! For that, you deserve a Big Hug!" He lunged toward his younger brother Daggett, hugging him so tightly he struggled to get away from him in order to breathe.
-The Wedding Ceremony-
"Hey, Rocko," a nerdy turtle said to his wallaby friend. "Have you ever worked things out with Melba yet? I've heard you two broke up over some silly stuff."
"No, Filbert," Rocko sighed as he immediately changing the subject about the decorations. "This place is beautiful, isn't it? Though I've never heard of the couple until now. It's too bad Heffer couldn't be here. He would've enjoyed the food after the celebration."
Three famous monsters from kid shows, Ickus, Krumm, and Oblina, ushered the people to their seats, hearing word from Lita the ceremony was about to begin. Arnold politely sat down after being taken to his seat, brushing off his suit and tie. All of the other guests listened to Barry playing music related to the wedding for a change.
First came Stacey and Chelsea, the chosen flower girls for the wedding, dressed in black and they both decorate the aisle with black, red, and white rose petals. Second, Daggett walked down the stairs with his mother, waiting for him to come down before escorting him to the altar. Then, the best man, Norbert, was walking with Jenna's mother, who was chosen as Maid of Honor. The bridesmaids, who included Treeflower, three of Jenna's older sisters, and a female deer, entered as the groomsmen took each one. Lastly, the crowd stood up and watched with sudden amazement when the bride was standing near the steps, smiling and blushing with pure joy. Lita did a very nice job making her over as the bride of Frankenstein. So far, everything was perfect.
Once Barry played his eerie version of the Wedding March, Jenna took three steps down, until the fourth and fifth step. Her feet stepped on the bottom of her dress before tripping and falling all the way down the stairs and onto the floor. Everyone gasped in horror when that happened, including Daggett. Those alone made Barry stop playing the organ for a moment. "Oh, baby!" he shuddered. "Hey, Dag-man, is your bride all right?"
"That was nuts!" Daggett exclaimed to Barry. "I hope she is!"
Jenna's father rushed to his daughter's aid to see if his beautiful little girl wasn't hurt. "Jenna!" he said. "Speak to me! Are you okay, my dear?"
Jenna vision was kind of blurred while trying to stand up, feeling very dizzy after her disastrous and embarrassing journey down the stairs. "I'm fine, Dad," she slurred. "Can we continue please?" She tried to pick up her bouquet, seeing it had been crushed and crumpled partially into pieces as soon as her vision cleared. "Aw man..."
"Are you sure, Miss Jenna?" Lita blinked, being really sure if she was fine or not.
"I'm fine...really," Jenna replied, nearly falling down again but was caught by both her father and Ickus to keep her standing.
"You really should watch your step, ma'am," Ickus spoke politely to the bride.
"Gee thanks..." Jenna dazed. "Let's continue the wedding, okay?"
Lita nodded, clapping her hands twice to tell Barry to resume the music on the double. Barry played the music three times fast, forcing Jenna and her father to run to the altar. Panting, they've waited for the priest to arrive. A little chameleon climbed up the podium to get a better view, and smiled at everybody. It was Bing, the one who annoyed people with his non-stop chatter almost everyday. Surprisingly, he was camouflaged in white for the special occasion.
"You may be seated," he spoke to the attendants as they sat in their seats. "This is amazing. I'm definitely happy to be here with the rest of you guys on this beautiful day, especially to witness this wedding. You two are the lucky people, yes? Cool! I'm liking th-"
Norbert pinched Bing's nose, feeling very annoyed. "This isn't a wedding re-cap-tion. Just get it started already!"
Bing rubbed his nose as Norbert decided to let go, pouting lightly. "Sorry, Norbert, geez..." Anyway, who's giving away the bride to one of my best buddies?"
"We do!" Jenna's parents shouted, waving their hands in the air like they just don't care.
The little priest nodded. He was trying to think of what a priest would say first to the couple. Plus he was brand new at this. "Oh! Right. Do you two have any vows you would like to exchange to each other?"
"Oh! Me! Me! Me!" Daggett jumped excitedly.
"Go ahead, Daggett."
The groom giggled like a naïve schoolgirl, clearing his throat soon after. "Jenna, I'm very happy that you've entered my life over the past few years. You didn't make fun of me because I was kind of slow in the head or anything close to that. You loved me for who I am, no matter how much of a spoothead I may be. I want our love to last forever, my dear albino beauty. I love you so much, Jenna."
"Oh Daggett," Jenna choked on her tears. The crowd 'awed' at the sweet vow, and the words were taken right out of her mouth. She couldn't even think of one to give to her Daggy, except for a few words. "That was so touching...I'll love you forever until we die. No ands, ifs, or buts about it."
Bing noticed the bridesmaids crying and shrugged, wanting to get on with the ceremony. "Even I have to admit it...it was indeed a touching speech. But anyways, would one of the ring bearers give a ring to Daggett, please?"
Truckie happened to be one of those ring bearers. Unfortunately for him, his snoring allowed everyone to hear. Daggett grew angry at the rudeness, thinking why did he even bother taking part in the wedding! Thankfully for Daggett, Julie-Etta, Jenna's oldest sister, kicked him awake. Hard.
"Ow!" Truckie glared at the woman beaver. "What you do that for?"
"Give Daggett the gold ring, you moron!" Julie-Etta whispered harshly.
Truckie rolled his eyes and grumbled, giving the groom the ring.
Daggett only smirked at Truckie's humiliation, waiting for Bing's next instruction. "Okay, what next?"
"Please slip the ring on Jenna's finger," Bing told Daggett nicely, watching the grinning beaver carefully put the ring on his love's finger. "Now I want you to repeat after me. With this ring, I thee wed."
"With this ring, I thee wed," Daggett repeated.
"Now it's your turn, Jenna. Slip the ring on Daggett's finger and repeat what he just said," Bing instructed Jenna, who didn't hesitate at all to do what she was told on that perspective.
"With this ring, I thee wed," Jenna smiled, gazing at the groom lovingly.
The chameleon chuckled. "Daggett Beaver, do you take Jenna, to have and to hold, in sickness and in health, for richer or poorer, as long as you both shall live?"
"I do," Daggett replied softly.
"Jenna, same question." Bing was too lazy to repeat the rest.
"I...truly...ACHOO!" Jenna accidentally sneezed on her partner's face, apologizing to everyone in the building.
"Gesundheit," Big Rabbit and the other guests responded in unison.
"I do, with my whole heart," Jenna blushed.
"Before I say the lines, does anyone have any objections to this marriage? Say so now or forever hold your peace." Bing waited a few seconds, hearing nothing but silence. "Okay then. By the power invested in me within the woodlands of wherever we are, I now pronounce you man and wife. You may kiss the bride!"
Daggett grabbed Jenna and dipped her, romantically kissing her deeply as the crowd cheered and threw rice all over the place. As soon as the music played, the newlyweds walked down the aisle first, hearing something opening beneath their feet. The sounds of 'oooo' and 'eeee' were echoed as they fell through the surprise trap door. The others ran to it before listening to the sound of crashing water within.
"We're okay!"
Barry looked at everyone and thought of an idea on how to get the trapped beaver couple out of there. "Hey, man, got any fishing rods?" he glanced at the vampire tiger. "This may be a long while before we can get them out."
"Yes I do, Sir Barry," Richard answered, pulling out a couple of long fishing rods to give to his friend. He then looked to his wife, glaring. "Explain yourself, Lita. Why did they fall through the trap door?"
Norbert and the others also glared at the decapitated actress.
"What? Yipe! I forgot to seal the trap door. It didn't cross my mind until you mentioned it just now. I'm so, so sorry," Lita said, feeling a lot more embarrassed.
The people sighed, sitting by the squared hole. Barry and Richard were able to get them out of the trap, despite they were soaking wet. All of them laughed happily, glad to know the couple was fine. Now they can celebrate at the wedding reception without even further trouble...or can they?
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That's the end of the mini-series, fellow readers. I apologize for any misspellings I might've have overlooked while typing this story. ; Go ahead and review if you want. Remember...NO FLAMING!