Public Eavesdropping

By CreativelyCrazy

Summary: A collection of ficlets inspired by the Public Eavesdropping section of the newspaper I subscribe to.

A/N: The coolest things in the world are not mine.

Chapter One: Minature Fellytones?

"You'll have to call me back on my other cell phone.''

Ron and Harry heard a woman saying that between platforms 9 and 10. They were about to run through the barrier when Mr. Weasley yelled, "LOOK!! A SMALL FELLYTON-"

Hermione had clapped her hand over his mouth. "Shhhhhhhhh! She whispered, you'll get the attention of the Muggles!"

Unfortunately, Arthur (who had never seen such a small fellytone,) Ron (who was just as transfixed as his father,) and Harry (who had never seen one, because of his inprisonment with the Dursleys) were staring.

The woman had this fellytone over one ear, and her hand covering the other. "No, I don't want my ex to be at the wedding rehearsal!"

Silence.

"That's not what you said?"

More silence.

"NO, I DON'T WANT YOU IN BED!!" She screamed, with a scandalized tone of voice.

She waited for a response.

"Look, we're having bad reception. You'll have to call me back on my other cellphone."

Mr. Weasley asked Harry, "So those miniature fellytones are called cellybones? I must find one of those..."

A/N: Did you like it so far? Remember, these are ficlets, so this little bit of a story will not be continued.