Out of Hell

Chapter 1 - The Chance of a Lifetime

A/N: Wow... my first fic based on the three main villians of dbz! How cool is that?! LOL Well I'm not a MAJOR fan of Cell or Frieza, but that doesn't mean they ain't cool... to an extent. But, I'm a big fan of Buu, so enjoy!

Disclaimor: I do not own anything from DBZ.

Summary: Frieza, Cell, and Buu have lived in Hell for a long time now, and suddenly, for 'good behavior' they get the chance to go back to the living world! But there's a catch... and they might not like it-- at all-- but they'll do anything to get out of Hell. See what happens once they're out! Plz R&R

Notes:

Frieza - 4th/final form

Cell - Perfect

Buu - Super

Time: After GT (Kakarot will be in this, don't worry...)

Puncuation:

" " Talking

' ' Thoughts

italisize Flashbacks/Memories, Emphasism

bold superior being, large creature with booming voice

( ) To describe something in more detail

A/N: Author Notes at the beginning or end of a chapter.

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--Hell--

Buu sat on the edge of the blood fountain, watching the fued of Cell and Frieza. Though he was getting bored of it. They always fought. It seemed like it was constant. Night and Day. He doubted if they ever got any sleep. He didn't get in too much trouble, except when he was hungry he might turn a few villians into chocolate. He liked chocolate. A lot. But that's beside the point. Anyway, he sat there for an hour-- at least-- before him, Frieza, and Cell were summoned to King Yama.

"That overgrown turnip better have a good reason to interrupt my fight!" Frieza said.

"Yeah! He has no right in interrupting us!" Cell said.

"The more and more time you guys hang around each other, the more I think you're attracted to one another." Buu said. Frieza and Cell gave him a death glare. Buu only smirked as they continued to Yama's office. As they entered, they heard Yama's bellowing voice.

"Cell, Frieza, Buu. As of now, you are being given a second chance. You will enter the living world and live on earth, as normal humans. You will live with the saiyan families. Frieza, with Goku, Chichi, and Goten. Cell, with Gohan, Videl, and Pan. Buu, with Vegeta, Bulma, Trunks, and Bra. If you agree, you must abide by the rules--" Yama said. Frieza yawned out of boredom. He wouldn't bow down under a saiyan's rules.

"Hold on... Vegeta is weaker than me... how do you know I won't go crazy and kill him?" Buu said.

"Well, now he's much stronger. Stronger than your eviliest form... so there's no chance that you could kill him." Yama said.

"But, we've all trained down here, you know that." Cell said.

"Will you all just shut up!! He's giving US a chance to get out of here!!" Frieza said.

"Frieza's right. We should just go with it for now..." Buu said.

"Whatever. What are your dumb rules, Yama?" Cell said.

"Well, you can't kill anyone or harm anyone, basically. You must also wear this at all times." Yama said, snapping his fingers. a large, baulky black metal collar appeared on each of their necks. a few buttons lay on it.

"What the hell is this?" Frieza said, tugging at it.

"Its a collar that will moniter your actions. If you do anything against Earth's law, you will be instantly transported back to hell." Yama said. They all tried to get it off. "And, its indestructable." They all let out an annoyed sigh.

"Anything else?" Frieza said.

"Actually, yes there is... you must try to gain a family of your own." Yama said.

"WHAT?!" They all shouted at once. A family! How were they gonna do that?!

"Yes. That's the final requirement. And to help you, I've installed a holographic imager that will make you appear human." Yama said.

"Your crazy! I don't want to look like human filth!" Cell said.

"Well, if you want to stay in the living world and not in hell, you better learn to like it!!" Yama bellowed. His voice, like a strong wind, almost blew them back.

"FINE!! But what if we can't find anyone?" Frieza said.

"You have to at least try." Yama said.

"What if we don't want anyone?" Cell said.

"Like I said before, you have to at least TRY." Yama said, a bit more annoyed. "Now, to use your human form, press the red button. To go back to your normal form, press the blue button." He said.

"What about the yellow...?" Buu said, about to press it.

"Don't! That's to abort and go back to hell." Yama said.

"Oh!" Buu said, instantly taking his hand away.

"Now, why don't you try out your human forms? I designed them myself." Yama said.

"Oh great... a turnip designed my appearance..." Frieza said. They all pressed the red button. A light circled around them as they transformed. Thier skin turned peach, their body changed, they grew hair, and gained some new clothes.

Frieza's hair was silver that had purple shadowing. It looked kind of like kid Gohan's, except it wasn't long and it was split on the right side that let it hang partially in his left eye. He wore a white button down shirt that was open with a purple tank top under it along with gray pants. His shoes were black boots with purple velcroe to tighten them.

Cell's hair was black with the sides green, similar to Gotenks' hair. It stood straight up with a tuft of hair hanging down in his face. He wore a green long-sleeve shirt with black cargo pants and black fingerless gloves. His shoes were also black and the same as Frieza's, but the main shoe was green with black velcroe.

Buu's hair was black with pink shine. His bangs were like Trunks', just spikier and the main part of his hair went straight up and then back in large tufts. He had his usual arm bands, leg bands, shoes, and belt, along with a yellow T-shirt with a black long-sleeve shirt under it. Then he had baggy white shorts that went down past his knees.

"Ewwww... we have clear fingernails..." Cell said, looking over his new body.

"That's pretty obvious. But at least I look better than you." Frieza said.

"Who said!? You still look like a girl!" Cell said.

"Do not! I NEVER looked like a girl!" Frieza said.

"You lier! What was that black lipstick then?!" Cell said.

"It ain't lipstick! That's my normal lips!" Frieza said.

"Yeah well your still shorter than me!!" Cell said.

"What does height have to do with this you towering idiot?!" Frieza said. They both continued bickering why buu sniffed sadly over his lost candy powers.

"SHUT UP!! Now, I'm gonna teleport you all to the living world, where all three families will be waiting for you. You can stay in your normal forms as long as you aren't seen. In public places, you have to be in your human forms." Yama said. They all nodded, returned to normal, and were transported to Goku's house, where everyone was waiting.

--Goku's House--

The three saiyan families waited outside, awaiting something or someone. King Kai had told them to gather there and wait. What he didn't tell them is for what.

"What is the point of being here if we don't even know what we're here for?" Vegeta said impatiently.

"Well, it has to be something important if King Kai told us about it." Bulma said.

"Hm. I wonder what it'll be." Goku said.

"Well, whatever it is, its taking a long time." Gohan said.

"I know! I bet its some kind of surprise party!" Goku said, smiling.

"Kakarot, how in the hell can it be a surprise party?!" Vegeta said.

"I dunno." Goku said happily.

"Grandpa, you should really start using your brain when you speak." Pan said. Goku only laughed.

"But I do." Goku said.

"No you don't. You use your stomach." Vegeta said.

"Speaking of which... I'm hungry!" Goku said. They all sweatdropped.

"No, Goku, we have to wait for whatever is coming our way." Chichi said.

"But I'm hungry..." Goku said.

"It'll have to wait!!" Chichi shouted. Goku sighed sadly. He was really hungry. Just then, the three villians from hell appeared in front of them. They all had shocked faces as they saw who stood before them.

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A/N: Well, how was it? I hope it was ok. I'll try to update as soon as I can!