AN: This last bit is exactly what it says, all the extra bits and sences that didnt make the final cut. With this, the insanity is out of our systems, until whatever time it chooses to manifest itself again. (sings to Frank Sinatra's "My Way") And now, the end is near/And so we face the final curtain/My friends, we'll say it clear/We've sung our case, that's for certain/We've writ the songs in full/We've rhym-ed and tortured the cast true/and at the end of all of this/hope you had fun too!

As per normal, we still own nothing except the idea.

Bits that didn't make it in for whatever reason

Music: "Captain Planet Theme" from Captain Planet and the Planeteers

Norns: We have foreseen it, only the one true Loki has any hope of convincing Odin to return things to normal.

Loki: You guys have the power to do that though, right?

Norns: You'll need more than a simple illusion spell this time. Your body must be reforged with the power of the elements.

Thor: Well, I could zap him a little...

Norns: Might be fun... but no. There are 5 magical artefacts that contain the power we seek. They have been scattered across the world...

pause

All: ROADTRIP!!

OUR WORLD IS IN PERIL!
The Norns, the weavers of fate
Can no longer stand the terrible singing
Plaguing our planet.
To collect five magic orbs...
They dispatched five brave Norse Gods:

YAMINO, to Africa, to collect the power of EARTH. (Yamino seen gardening.)

to North America, HEIMDALL, for the power of FIRE (Burning lots of stuff - wearing a manic grin!)

to the Soviet Union, THOR, for the power of WIND (Trudging alone up a windy mountain...)

to Asia, FREYR, for the power of WATER (Err...He's just surfing...)

to South America, FENRIR, for the power of HEART (He's looking cute as beautiful girls pet him.)

When the 5 powers combine, they'll summon Asgard's greatest champion - Kakusei Loki! Go Loki!

...the power is yours!

And of course, sometime later...The gods all "Go the distance..." as it were :), and now circle around Loki

YAMINO: EARTH! (Beam jumps from orb and hits Loki)

HEIMDALL: FIRE! (Beam jumps from orb and hits Loki)

THOR: WIND! (Beam jumps from ... you get the idea.)

FREYR: WATER!

FENRIR: HEART!

ALL: GO LOKI!

Loki: By your powers combined... I am Kakusei Loki!

YAY!

Kakusei Loki! He's a hero!
Gonna turn the music volume down to zero!
He's our powers magnified...
Now let's go on up and kick Odin's hide...

Kakusei Loki! He's a hero!
Gonna turn the music volume down to zero
Gonna help him pull asunder..
A bad guy who created this whole - musical blunder!

You'll pay for this Odin-sama...

We are Loki's peers, and we'll fol-low him through.
For stopping all this singing is the thing to do!
The tonedeaf - it's a horror.. stay away!
Here's what Kakusei Loki has to say...

"All right. Lets do this!"

Music: "Young Man Despair/Lord High Executioner" from "The Pirates of Penzance"

Odin: Young gods, despair,
Likewise go to,
Cease this affair
You can not do.
It will not be:
I'm pleased to sing,
Asgard will sound with my songs that ring!

This very hour
I do declare
Asgard will sing,
forever more,
With beat of drum
And a rum-tum-tum,
'Til your ears bleed and you're overcome!

And the brass will crash,
And the trumpets bray,
And they'll cut a dash
As they make their way.
The Gods will return, to face the foe
Of the song of the great musical!

Loki & Co: And the brass will crash,
And the trumpets bray,
And our spells will clash
As we make our way.
All: The Gods will return to face the foe
Of the song of the great musical!

Odin: It's a hopeless case,
As you may see,
And in your place
Away I'd flee;
But don't blame me —
I'm glad you see:
To be singing for eternity.

I'm sure they'll come
Extremely soon,
In point of fact
This afternoon.
This game of mine
Oh so sublime
Will soon reach its peak of glory!

Chorus: And the brass will crash,
And the trumpets bray,
And their swords will clash
As they make their way.
The Gods will return, to face the foe,
Of the song of the great musical!

Loki & Co: And the brass will crash,
And the trumpets bray,
And our spells will clash
As we make our way.

All: The Gods will return, to face the foe,
Of the song of the great musical!

Music: "Elephant Love Medley" from Roulin Mouge

Freyr visits Mayura who is laid up in bed at home. He brings flowers. Mayura doesn't speak. She just looks at him. Daring him to say anything...

A smarter man would have got the picture.

Freyr is not such a man.

Freyr: You left abruptly yesterday, and I regret I was not there to protect you from whatever... did this to you..

Maura's face twitches.

But worry not my pet! I know what you need...

Freyr: Love is a many, splendid thing...
Love.. lifts us up where we belong..
All you need is love!

Mayura: Grrr... don't start that again...

Freyr: All you need is love...

Mayura: You really should learn when to quit...

Freyr: All you need is love...

Mayura: Or you're going to REALLY get hit!

Freyr: All you need is love...

Mayura: I'M NOT THAT INSANE!

Freyr: I was made for loving you baby!
You were made for loving me!

Mayura: The only shot you had of loving me "baby"!
Was before you banged me into every tree!

Freyr: Just one night.. just one night?

Mayura: BAKA! HENTAI! Not without a fight!

Freyr: In the name of love, one night in the name of love!

Mayura: Has that line EVER worked? I won't give in to you...

Freyr: Don't... leave me this way
I can't survive.. (Mayura: Good!)
Without your sweet love...
Oh baby... don't leave me this way.

Mayura: You'd think that you would have given up on these silly love songs...

Freyr: Oh my darling.. I've SOO many more.. to go..

Mayura: LISTEN. Just give up on these silly love songs!

Freyr: But what's wrong with them? I'd like to know.. cause here I go...
AGAIN!!

Love lifts us up where we belong!
On Gullinbrusti we could fly to some mountain high!

Mayura: Don't you get it yet you little fool!
I'm lying here in pain because you aint got a brain...

Freyr: WE SHOULD BE LOVERS! Sorry... what did you say?

Mayura: You! You... only in your dreams. (Freyr: Hee. Yes, often.)

Mayura: If I... I'd have to drink all the time!

Freyr: WE SHOULD BE LOVERS!

Mayura: ... where did I put my bat...

Freyr: WE SHOULD BE LOVERS!
and that's a fact!

Mayura: Nothing you say... would get us together!

Freyr: But we could still.. you know... just for one day...

Maura's face twitches.

Freyr: we could be lovers for ever and ever!

Maura's fist twitches.

Freyr: we could be lovers for ever and ever!
we could be lovers!

Just because..
IIIIIIIEI will always love you!

Mayura's anguish cracks a hole in the dimensions. She grabs a HUGE ROCKET LAUNCHER and FIRES!

Freyr: GOOODDBBBBIIIIIIIEI!

Slowmo of Freyr getting hit in the stomach by the rocket. He is carried straight through the window as he sings...

Can't help loving you...

Mayura: How wonderful life is,
You're gone from this...world!

She returns peacefully to sleep. The music swells as we cut away and show the night sky. A small shooting star streaks past...blinks.. and is no more.

Music: "Whistling Gypsy" by The Seekers

The smirking tantei came into town
up to the local temple
he whistled and he sang bout a mystery
and he won the heart of a la-a-dy

Aa di do aa di do da day
Aa di do aa di day
He whistled and he sang bout a mystery
And he won the heart of a la-a-dy

She ignored her father's wise advise
she ran from her overfond classmate
she left her homework and her boring days
to follow the little detective

aa di do aa di do da day
aa di do aa di day
he whistled and he sang bout a mys-te-ry
and he won the heart of a la-a-dy

"he is no menace my father", she said
"but a friend for my wondering gazes
with him I'll stay till my dying day"
and she followed the young detective

aa di do aa di do da day
aa di do aa di day
he whistled and he sang bout a mys-te-ry
and he won the heart of a la-a-dy

Music: "The Farmer & the Cowman" from Oklahoma!

Oh, the trickster and the watcher can't be friends
No the trickster and the watcher can't be freinds
Loki stole the watcher's eye
Now Heimdall wants to see him fry
And that's the reason why they can't be friends

Asgard folks should stick together
Asgard folks should all be pals
Heimdall works with Loki's daugther
Loki tries to run from Hel

Music: "Flinstones Theme" from The Flintstones

BBWEEBWEEBWEEBWEEBWEE!!

Norse Gods!
Meet the Norse Gods!
They're a modern dysfunctional family

From the - land of Asgard
They're a page right out of mythol-ogy...

Let's look - at a detective agency down the street
Loki! With Fenrir playing at his feet...

When you're - with the Norse Gods!
You'll have a Bwee Bwee Bwee Wee time...
A Bwee Bwee Wee time...
You'll have a gay old time!

Music: "When You're a Jet" from West Side Story

When you're a god, you're a god all the way
From the day fates are kind
to the grand finale
when you're a god let them do what they can
you've got powers so grand
you can smite mortal man

but don't be too bad,
Odin's always watching!
Your never unwatched,
Your behaviour's expected,
Your fate's projected!

Your life is a show
with a capital S
which you'll never forget
til the ragnarok comes

when you're a god
you stay
a god!

When you're a god
you're the top dog in town
you're the ge-ni-us kid
or the hard-working clown
when you're a god
you've got life on a plate
little boy you're a man
little man you're a snake

The gods are all here,
Our spells are all now clickin
Odin'll stay clear
Cause no matter what he's thinkin
We'll beat his scheming!

Here come the gods
like a wolf out of Hel
Odin gets in our way
Odin wont feel so well
Here come the gods
Little spell go bye-bye
better go underground
better run, better hide

we're drawing the line
So you'd better be believing
We're hanging a sign
Saying "Singing is forbidden"
And we ain't kidding!

Here come the gods
Yeah! And we're gonna beat
Every last stupid song
on this whole stupid show
On the whole, stupid, ever, loving, show!

Music: "Bobby's Girl"

GIRLS: I wanna be Loki's girl
I wanna be Loki's girl
That's the most important thing to me
And if I was Loki's girl
If I was Loki's girl
What a faithful thankful girl I'd be

MAYURA: When classmates ask of me
What would you like to be
Now that you're not a kid any more
I know just what to say
I answer right away
There's just one thing I'm wishing for

GIRLS: I wanna be Loki's girl
I wanna be Loki's girl
MAYURA: And to solve fushigi mysteries!
GIRLS: And if I was Loki's girl
If I was Loki's girl
MAYURA: What a famous tantei-san I'd be

REIYA: Each night I sit and wait
For him to grace my gate
But he is always out on a case
Still in my heart I pray
There soon will come a day
FLASH
FREYA: When I will have him all to myself (ohohoho!)

GIRLS: I wanna be Loki's girl
I wanna be Loki's girl
That's the most important thing to me
And if I was Loki's girl
If I was Loki's girl
What a faithful thankful girl I'd be
What a faithful thankful girl I'd be!

Music: "Poor Wandering Ones" from The Pirates of Penzance

ODIN: Poor wand'ring ones!
Though thou hast surely strayed,
To try for grace,
Thy steps retrace,
Poor wand'ring ones!

Poor wand'ring ones!Tho seeking answers mine
Why help thee find
True peace of mind-
For, song, I find, is fine!

NORSE GODS: This song, no longer cheers;
Song moves these hearts to tears!

ODIN: I won't, fair days will shine;
Why singing is so fine!

NORSE GODS: This song, no longer cheers;
Song moves these hearts to tears!

ODIN: I won't, fair days will shine;
For singing is so fine!
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Poor wand'ring ones!
Though thou hast surely strayed,
To try for grace,
Thy steps retrace,

ODIN / NORSE GODS
Poor wand'ring ones! / Poor wand'ring ones!
Ah, ah! Ah, ah, ah! / Poor wandr'ing ones!
Ah, ah! Ah, ah, ah!
Fair days will shine, /This song,
For song, / Brings tears,
is fine! / End this sorrow
For song! / of song!
Is / pray do!
Fine / pray do!

NORSE GODS / ODIN
This song, no longer cheers;
Song moves these hearts to tears!
End this sorrow, / Ah, ah!
Rid this sad world of song, / Ah!
pray do! / I won't!

Music: "Reflection" from Disney's Mulan

FREYA: Look at me, I can never stay close to Loki's side
Not while I am in her...
Can it be, I may never win his heart!
Now I see, somehow I must try hard to be myself,
Reiya must depart...

Who is that girl I see..
Staring straight back at me?
Why is my reflection someone I don't know!

In this girls face I hide...
If he just sees the "me" inside...
When will my reflection show who I am inside?

When will my reflection show...
Who I am inside...

Music: Smurfs Theme

Norns: Lalalalalala
Sing a happy song!
Lalalalalala
We garden all day long!
WHISTLE (TO TUNE)

Urd: Look at the past with ME!
Norns: WHISTLING TO TUNE
Skuld: The future's for ME to see!
Norns: So next time you need a clue
Just give us a ring!

Verdandi: Well I can't say what you don't know...
But forget THAT - LET'S BEGIN!

MYSTERIOUS VOICE (ODIN UP IN ASGARD)

MV: OOOHHH I HATE NORNS..
I'll GET YOU! I'LL GET ALL OF YOU!
IF IT'S THE LAST THING I EVER DO!
HEHEHEEHEHAHAHAHA...

Norns: Lalalalalala
You'll soon know the truth!
TRUMPET (TO TUNE)
WE'LL STOP THIS SINGING SOOON!

Music (er. Kinda): "Team Rocket Theme (English)" from Pokemon

Freyr: Prepare for trouble!
Freya: And make it double!
Freyr: To protect my sister from molestation!
Freya: To unite Loki and my fascination!
Freyr: To denounce the evils of Loki's love!
Freya: To extend my love to the stars above!
Freya: Freya!
Freyr: Freyr!
Together: Team Vanir blast off at the speed of light!
Surrender now or prepare to fight!
Gullibrusti: Buhi bwee bwee! (Buhi! That's right!)