Hey Guys it's me Kaylie again just updating. Well are you waiting for? Read Read Read. Please?! Pretty Please?
Disclaimer: I sadly do not own the teen titans if I did this episode would have been done weeks ago!
Today was not an ordinary day in Titans Tower. Ever since Beast boy had brought that Web' cam they were all having mixed feelings about. Cyborg and Beast boy had already gone although no one had known about it. That left Raven, Robin and Starfire. Who would be the Cameras next victims? Those two people were about to find out. Robin sat down watching the Television. There was nothing on. There was nothing to do he was flat out bored. Then an evil thought popped into his head
' Hey Robin. Why don't you go crazy in front of Beast boys web cam?'. Robin answered aloud
" Because I don't want to!"
' why not?' he thought
" Because it's stupid'
' No one will know'
" But I'll know. it probably will be something we can all laugh at in the future but..." he was cut of.
" Robin! Friend why are you doing the talking to yourself"
" Uh. I was role playing!?!" He answered
" Oh... What is the role playing?" She asked
" Have you ever seen impressions?"
" Yes. I am quite good at that."
" It's almost the same as role playing. Hey Starfire do you want to do something goofy with me in front of Beast boy's Web-Cam?" he asked. It was either now or never and he'd rather not do it alone.
" Well of course." They walked twords the computer room. Everybody but them were out now they had gotten hungry and Raven had to make sure Beast boy and Cyborg didn't kill themselves over pizza toppings. Starfire and Robin debated on what to do and finally an idea came(A/N: if this is cheesy please tell me. Cause i was aiming for funny. But funny cheesy is good to. Is it not?)
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Robin and Starfire: Welcome to the Robin and Starfire Variety Hour
(Big sign drops down that says their names on it. Out of nowhere an audience and a microphone appears. Then finally some scenery)
Robin: Welcome to the office of Rick Gruymen(a/n:purposely misspelled. who would want the whole world knowing their true identity) Private eye detective
Robin: I work in a cold, cold town in the middle of sunny California. I had just been involved with a crime involving mistaken identity I can remember it now.
Robin: I was sitting counting my money when ::knock at the door:: it opened and in walked the most beautiful teenager i ever saw. But she had danger written all over her.
Starfire: I'm here to collect the money you owe sir. Accept my apologies for not coming sooner. (She said in an Italian Accent)
Robin: Uh. Starfire what are you talking about? That wasn't your line
Starfire: Yes it was.I used the little book that tells us what the characters in the show say.
Robin: uh thats the T.V. Guide Star
Starfire: Sorry. Lets start over. from the line you said before I walked in
Robin: I was sitting counting my money when ::knock at the door:: it opened and in walked the most beautiful teenager I ever saw. But she had danger written all over her
Starfire: I.. I.. Um ah oh yeah. Hey mister Rick. I heard you services were pretty good, and I need your help!
Robin: What kind of help?
Starfire: Detective help
Robin: What kind of detective help?
Starfire: argh. I need to find something
Robin: find what?
Starfire: ::Getting frustrated:: I need to find a pet.
Robin: what kind of pet? :: chuckling
Starfire: grrrrr. :: eyes glowing madly:: I. Need. To. Find. My. Goldfish.!!!
Robin: ( thinks ' should i do it?') What Kind Of Goldfish?
Starfire: Ahhhhhhhhhhhh. Your driving me crazy with all your darn questions. Why don't you just find my stinking pet already huh. You know what Robin your fired I want to be the Detective!!!!
Robin: Why? :: chuckles::
Starfire: :: shoots robin with a thousand starbolts::
Robin: OK OK stop stop I'm Sorryyyyyyy. OK OK you be detective you be the damn detective!
Starfire: Call me Ace private eye duh duh Dunn. (She comically turns her head to the side and the camera zooms in for a close up)
Starfire: It's was normal day. I was kicking the butt. Of all the not good people. You let me catch you littering! Then something weird happened :: knock at the door:: a WHATTTT!!!!
Robin: John Nickelson Volunteer fireman!!
Starfire: you were supposed to be the client.
Robin: Your clients on fire?
Starfire: No. Robin. This is Starfire talking I'm..
Robin: Did you say you were on fire? :: smirking::
Starfire: No i said. AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Robin: ::shoots Starfire with a giant hose::
Starfire: :: dripping wet. Now her eyes and fist are glowing:: Robin if I were you I'd run.
Robin: If I were you I'd get a towel :: laughing::
Starfire: 1.2.3.4.5... :: she sends a frenzy of starbolts at Robin. who is now hiding.
Starfire: Robin. Oh Robin come out, come out where ever you ARE!!!
Starfire: I won't hurt you.(she heard heavy breathing and looked down) there you are Robin. Why are you hiding
Robin: get back foul beast :: crosses his fingers at her::
Starfire: Robin I would never hurt you severely. All I want to do is have some fun.
Robin: what type of fun?
Starfire: ::Pulls out a butcher knife her eyes glow red.:: You don't want to know
Robin: Ahhhh. Ok Star I know your angry but um. I'm real sorry. :: crosses fingers again:: ahh. This is like those Halloween movies. In movies the good guy always wins he said
Starfire: Then I must be the good guy Robin.
Robin: how? wait didn't in those movies didn't everyone dieeeeeeeeeee.:: he ran as quick as he could he ran through a door and a sticky liquid fell on him followed by feathers.:: WHAT?!
Starfire: looks at him and holds up knife
Robin: I"M SORRY STARFIRE
Starfire: I'm sorry but it's to late
(the audience gasps)
"I've already forgiven you." a voice said robin turned to see Starfire looking at him dripping wet and laughing
Robin: but I thought that you. And
Starfire: oh that Star is just my robot. Cyborg made it for me..
Robin: Oh. Well I think thats enough goofy behavior for one day.
THE LIGHTS TURN BACK ON
They walk into the living room. Robin still covered in feathers. At that moment. everyone walked into the living room to see Starfire dripping wet an Robin looking like a giant chicken bwak bawwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
" WHAT'D I MISS?!" They all said in unison
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So what did you think? I hope you thought it was funny or I'll have to rewrite...
DON'T WORRY BE HAPPY
DON'T WORRY I'M CRAZY
Love your crazy friend author person
Kaylie.