Treat or DIE!

Chapter 1: Halloween!

'Twas the night of Halloween, when all through the house, everyone was stirring, even the mouse, the costumes made with care, in hope that they'd fit those who would wear. The "children" we prancing and frolicking about, while visions of free candy and junk food in their heads started to mount.

"Woot! It's finally Halloween! Free candy!"

"Hmm....it's almost six, I wonder where Hiwatari-kun is..."

Dark frowned, "Stop it Dai-chan, just the thought of creepy boy is ruining all my happy free candy thoughts, Halloween isn't suppose to be that scary."

"Mou...hidoi Dark!"

"And is it my fault that he scares me!? Anyways waiting for Krad is way more exciting than creepy boy, wonder what he's going to dress up as...geeze he's usually more punctual than me!"

Just then the doorbell rang, Towa ran to answer the door, "Satoshi-kun's here!"

Daisuke ran out to greet his friend, then a moment later Towa's voice rang out again, "Krad's here!"

Dark grinned and ran down the hall to greet his friend, "Hey Krad! You're here!!! Oi...where's your costume!?"

The blonde raised a brow, he was wearing jeans and a sweater, "And who actually goes trick or treating at your age?"

"I do! You will! Dai-chan and creepy boy will!"

"I don't see them dressed up, and you aren't dressed up either, what are you going as? A freakishly normal person or just Dark?"

"Dai-chan's mom has our costumes."

The younger two being completely ignored by the bickering pair went upstairs to check out their costumes, a minute later they headed back down their clothes completely changed, when the two finally stopped arguing and saw the two, Dark nearly fell over laughing. They were dressed in leather, the redhead wore a tight sleeveless with a long black leather trench coat with a lot of buckles and straps, leather pants, and boots while Satoshi wore more of a casual outfit, a black tie with a black jacket and black pants with a white shirt, casual...that is, as casual as it got with him carrying a whip down.

Dark grinned and let out a purr, "Whoa Dai-chan, what are you? Creepy boy's bitch? Getting kinky now are we?"

The two blushed and looked down, Dark snickered, "Aww how cute, they're blushing!"

The whip cracked just in front of Dark's feet startling him, he jumped back with a "Whoa!" Dark looked up, "That could've hit me!"

Then Krad stepped in, "If you were trying to scare him, I'd give you a 4.5 out of five."

The blue haired boy snorted, "I wasn't trying to scare him I just missed."

Dark gulped at the coolly stated remark, then Emiko's voice called out, "Dark! Krad get up here!"

The amethyst eyed boy grinned and raced upstairs while the blonde took his time, he could wait to get his costume, him and his sinking feeling in his stomach, Emiko was sitting there smiling with glee, from downstairs the boys wondered what their older companions were going to end up as, then they heard, "What!? I don't wanna dress up as...as...this!"

"It's either this or the dress!"

Then there was silence, the boys sweatdropped and waited for the two to head back down, and when they did, the urge to burst out laughing stuck again, only this time it was impossible to detain. They were in suits, also black and white, loose white jackets and a black shirt along with black pants, and on their heads were ears, on Dark, black cat ears and on Krad, white bunny ears, they had tails too, a short stubby one and a long and sleek black one.

Daisuke was the first to crack, "Dark-kun..." he inhaled between his laughter, "

Satoshi smirked, "Wow, you two look like half-breeds, what are you Dark? Krad's bitch? Or is it the other way around? Krad, you look like a playboy. And you said we were getting kinky, take a good look at yourselves."

It was their turn to blush so they changed the subject, "Let's get going already! We wouldn't want to keep the candy waiting!"

"Changing the subject now are we?"

Dark paused, "...let's go!"

So the four went out and started knocking on doors, Dark's tail swaying from side to side as he walked, things were going really well, a lot of candy and no signs of fangirls.

Dark and Daisuke rang on the door bell grins plastered to their faces, "Trick or treat!"

A boy came out, he had thick glasses and a really funny looking vest, bowl cut, overall he was a NERD, "What if I chose trick?"

"Then we'd say treat."

"But what if I said no?"

The argument went on for awhile, then it started looping, "What if I said no?"

Dark got pissed, he grabbed the boy's collar and glared at him straight in the eye, "Then I swear by the bunny tail on Krad's butt I'll grab creepy boy's whip and smite you!"

Krad blushed at the statement; the boy on the other hand stared at Dark wide eyed, "Okay! Okay! Take all the candy I have! Just please! Don't hurt me!"

Dark dropped the boy who scurried into the house; he smirked and brushed his arm like he'd just done something wonderful, "That kid was getting on my nerves."

"You really didn't have to say all that stuff..."

"It worked didn't it?"

The boy came back out and loaded their bags with junk food ranging from chocolate bars to cookies, Dark grinned and walked off with a triumphal grin. Krad was behind him staring at his feet, face still heated, but luckily for him it was dark and no one could really see just how red his face was. The next house was nicely decorated with jack-o-lanterns and spider webs when they rang the door bell another boy answered it, only he wasn't all that nerdy he was more of a...geek.

"Treat or threat!"

Krad raised a brow, that didn't sound right, the geek didn't look impressed, "What's the threat?"

Dark repeated what he said to the nerd, "I swear by the bunny tail on Krad's butt I'll grab creepy boy's whip and smite you!"

The geek took a step back, "...how about a trade?"

"Huh?"

"I give you all the candy and junk food in my house for the guy with rabbit ears, so? How about it?"

"That's not even tempting, I mean he's totally gorgeous sexy bunny tail and all-" Krad yelped as he felt someone grab his tail, he turned bright red and smacked Dark on the head, "ow...and he's worth way more than candy."

"Hm? How about I give you all the food I have?"

"No."

"What do you want than, for bunny boy I mean, money?"

Dark glared at the boy, "Just give us the candy."

"Without something in return? No way! How I borrow him just for tonight?"

Then Dark really did carry out his threat, he grabbed Satoshi's whip and cracked it, letting it hit the ground near the boy's feet, "Candy, now."

The boy let out an "eep" and ran into the house returning a moment after with his hoard. Dark, once getting his share left the place and onto another house, "You know...treat or die sounds better...yea I'll go with that."

The blonde grumbled, "Just leave my tail out of it."

Dark grinned, "But Krad! Your tail's just so cute and fluffy makes someone wanna grab it!"

Krad spun around catching onto Dark's motives, "Nononono! Paws off! Stay away from my tail you perverted cat!"

The dark haired boy clutched his heart in fake pain, gasping, "How could you Krad!? I'm wounded!"

"Good! Maybe now you'll stay away from my tail."

The other two who were getting ignored again headed towards the door and rang on the bell, an old lady answered the door, she had a wart on her face that reminded them of a witch.

"Hello dearies!"

"Trick or treat!"

Dark and Krad caught up with them when the old lady was handing out her "candy" which looked somewhat like brown gooey slime, Dark spoke up, "...is this edible?"

"Why of course!"

The younger two left and went to another house while Dark made a disgusted face, Krad sighed and dragged Dark by the tail, "Let's go..."

"But-but...candy!"

"Let's just go already..."

Dark whined but obeyed the blonde, but on their way the old lady fumed, "You oughta be more grateful! You ingrates! I'll get you both into the real spirit of Halloween!"

With that said, the wind blew and weird smoke surrounded the two, they coughed and choked on the gas as it wrapped around them, after it cleared up, they blinked and looked at each other.

"...that was...weird..."

"Aa..." Krad's ears twitched.

Dark stared at him in horror, "Krad...your ears..."

The blonde gave him a funny look, "Huh?"

"Your ears..." Dark's tail swished.

"Your tail..."

Dark looked back, his tail was swishing, he grabbed it, and he felt it being grabbed, not to mention it felt real, "...oh my god..."

The blonde was investigating his bunny ears, looking up and rubbing them, he looked at Dark, "...crap...don't tell me..."

"We have real animal ears and tails attached to us..."

"Damn it! I told you not to tell me!"

"We are soooo screwed..."

"Fun...I never did like Halloween..."

"Dark! Krad! Hurry up!"

The two looked at each other, "..."

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Nya

Happy Halloween to one and to all! I'm wondering if I should add this into the haunted triology, it's not scary though...it'll be more like an omake I guess...anyways...I like having Dark and Krad being turned into a semi-furry-animal state. R&R and have a happy halloween!