Well this is a little story I'm writing to pass some time on a Saturday night. Well for some strange reason I'm bored... I think it's because my equivalent to Mamoru/Darien isn't bugging the heck out of me which usually happens... it's strange.. I read baka means fool and he loves the word fool.. fool of a took, foolish Meegan the hobbit yada yada yada now I'm just ranting so on with the story

Usagi strode up and sat in front of Motoki with a large grin as he instantly produced a chocolate milkshake and fudge sundae from under the counter excitedly squeaking "Ta da!" which caused not only the blonde before him to blush but the Raven haired man on the next stool to sweat drop. "And Motoki thinks I'm weird" Mamoru muttered under his breath then shook his head with a chuckle as he took a sip of his coffee and continued reading the article in front of him. 'How ironic' He rolled his eyes as he turned to the next page trying to get away from the quiz's and articles about people in love. There was the article about wooing a girl then the quick titled "Do you love her?" He rolled his eyes but took it anyway letting out a sigh as he summed up his score and looked at the small paragraph that read

'Love Struck Fool:

You lover her more then life itself because to you she is life. She's the reason you wake up every morning and whether either of you realise it you are trying to get her attention at any minute possible. Show her you love her with a romantic gesture...'

He gave a startled growl as Motoki pulled the magazine from his hand and took a look "What are you reading here then...Oh... Mamoru..." Motoki shook his head and handed back the magazine with a knowing look, a soft look in his eyes that screamed tell her. Usagi looked at the two men, taking slow bites of her ice cream while the two stared at each other exchanging glances. She cleared her throat and the two snapped out of their reverie with a blush as they looked at her, Mamoru tucking the magazine away into his bag. Suddenly the arcade bells jingled and the girls walked in, Rei dashing over the counter and leaning over the it between Usagi and Mamoru, conveniently knocking Usagi off her stool as she did. "Whoops silly me" She smiled pleasantly with a fake laugh then sat on the stool. "Can we have four milkshakes ready in about 30 minutes please Motoki.. We just need to go next to get something" Motoki nodded and the group of four left, Usagi pulling herself up with a pout.

"Aww poor meatball head got knocked out of her seat" Mamoru smirked, all the while receiving an annoyed glare from his best friend. She frowned at him before pulling out a small bag of chocolate covered raisins from her bag which was automatically pulled away by the chocoholic next to her. "Hey gimme those back!! They're mine Baka!!" She reached over but found they were just out of her reach. "HA HA Odango" After moving from her seat and trying for a few minutes to get them she grew tired and frustrated with his game. So seating herself back down she started a conversation with Motoki, watching Mamoru from the corner of her eye. Before either man had chance to work out what had gone out Usagi pounced from her seat on the stool and brought Mamoru tumbling to the hard floor with a yelp, Usagi sprawled out over him, legs and arms entangled as she opened one arm to see what her body had confirmed. Not only was she sprawled over him, stomachs touching with one of his legs wrapped around hers, she had one hand on his chest and he had one arm around her waist and the other was just above their heads. Motoki taking this as a good opportunity to embarrass the pair and hopefully get a chance to play match maker chirped out "You know it's a good job that you two are both 20 and 24 otherwise the way you two um posed.. things could look really and I mean REALLY bad" He was silenced as Mamoru hollered at him with a command to shut up and the pair took their seats, a blush spreading over both their faces.

Motoki frowned kicking himself behind the counter, 'Aww man this wasn't meant to happen come on Motoki AH HA!' He grinned as he leant over to look at the two. They'd been friends for six years now and Mamoru still hadn't made his move but Motoki knew they both where head over heels for each other yet neither could muster the courage. "Hey Mamoru... Are you still looking for a date to that dinner party thing for work?" His answer came as a simple nod. "Then Leave it to me I know the perfect girl for you and I mean she is absolutely perfect for you" With that he waited for Mamoru to give him a nod and turned to Usagi "Usagi I don't care what you are doing tonight, cancel it all and call the girls, You my pretty friend are going to the ball" with that he handed Mamoru a slip of paper with her details scribbled down on and added "Pick her up at 7 sharp" The two stared with open mouths at each other then the retreating back of Motoki, Mamoru being the first to recover. "Well then, I guess I will see you at 7 milady and please dress formally, it's an important thing to me because it could mean a promotion" She scowled at him and finished her milkshake, rising from her seat and grabbing her things. "Fine but I think if you only want a promotion to get more money then you're pretty shallow" She gave a snort and turned to leave, pushing past the girls "Oh by the way meatball head! I want the promotion so that I can be an intern to Dr Miaka" He called after her and the girls who where quickly filled in fled to her apartment dresses in tow.

By five to seven Usagi stood in front of the hall way mirror pulling at her dress gaining a slap on the wrist from Rei. The four girls stood in the living room behind Usagi, each giving a short gasp as she turned around to face them. She had her hair up in her usual Odangos but the pigtails were pulled into loops, secured with pins and a mixture of red flowers. She had on a short black spaghetti string dress that had a ruffled hem and fishtail/mermaid cut. She wore a black choker with a silver moon pendant and matching earrings. Black silk pumps that wrapped twice around the ankles. She had smoky eyes and dark red lips, a small black purse clutched in her hands as the doorbell rang. "He's here! He's here!" Minako and Makato bounced to the door while Ami got Serena a shawl and Rei stood smiling at her. "You'll do great Usagi.. Don't worry about it" She winked as Mamoru stepped past her two friends and gawped at her. His mouth was wide open and his dark blue eyes were now about as wide as the ocean itself as he took in her beauty. "Y...you look beautiful Odango" He managed pulling his jaw back closed and handing her a rose. She thanked him and told him "You don't look too bad yourself Mr. Chiba" and with that the two friends left the four girls with a few waves as they left the building, each stealing glances at their date on the car ride to the mansion.

At the party Mamoru steered Usagi, his hand firmly planted near the small of her back as she got many looks from the men around, all eyeing her as if she were primed rib. Her skin tingled for some reason beneath the touch of his warm hand as they mingled through the crowd and she heard stories about Mamoru and his work. "Did he ever tell you about what happened last year when he was treating someone he found injured?" She shook her head and the large plump woman began her story. "He stumbled upon this man in the streets with a bite wound.. His dog was nearby watching Mamoru who treated his owners injuries. After he was done he was just bending down to pick up his bag when all of a sudden SNAP" The woman shouted for effect. "The dog sank its teeth into his behind and the owner had to come to the hospital...the dog still attached to his Behind" Usagi burst out laughing, followed by several people around them including Mamoru who was blushing madly.

The woman insisted the pair sit near her and her husband who conveniently turned out to be the man that had the power to give Mamoru the internship he wanted with one of the best doctors around. They sat and talked throughout the meal, Usagi and Mamoru also engaged in their common banter as the woman watched the couple. Neither realised but to the women before them they looked like a real couple.. across the room they looked like a real couple even when they said they were not. Unconsciously Mamoru ran a hand up and down her bare spine causing her to shiver uncontrollably to his delight. "Mamoru stop that" She hissed causing him to realise exactly what he was doing to the poor girl. He smirked and continued allowing one finger to slip just under the fabric of her dress, his finger tip reaching the skin where her spine ended and her rear began. She jerked forwards slightly, and her eyes widened as she pulled his hand off her back. "Stop that unless you want me to embarrass you right this instant" She hissed under voice as he shrugged leaning towards her and whispering. "Is that a threat or a promise?" She glared at him and pushed him away listening to the woman for a few minutes before replying with "It's a threat for now but it will soon be a promise".

She watched the couple as Mamoru placed his hand back to her spine and a smile lit up her features as a plan came into her mind. She glanced at him flashing an innocent grin and then turned back to the woman and resuming talking. Slowly a hand slid beneath the table to his knee. He tried to feign amusement in their conversation as he felt that hand moving slowly over his thigh, trying to hide the grin on his face as she suddenly made a grab between his legs causing him to jump in his chair with a yelp. The woman looked at him and several people around him gave him a confused glance as he laughed and patted Usagi on the shoulder. He leant over and whispered "This means war my dear Odango" His breath tickling her skin as he excused himself and rose to talk to someone he recognised.

The woman looked at her and beamed. "Although that wasn't very lady like of you I believe you did give him quite a shock with that little move there". Usagi blushed and turned her face to look at him, the woman catching her gaze. The woman looked at the girl then at the man with a smile "You love him don't you" Her voice was confident as Usagi nodded "Yes, I do.." She clapped her hands over her mouth and gasped, eyes going wide as she looked at the woman with shock, she was greeted by a wide knowing smile. "Don't worry your secret is safe with me and if I can help it I'll have you two lusting after each other by the end of the night" Usagi's eyes widened at the woman's words as she blushed fearfully.

A short while later Mamoru returned to sit down, his arm draped over her shoulder comfortably as they sat and chatted with the woman who was now know as Amelia Stockhart. The young blond set down her drink and excused herself to go to toilet, Mamoru getting up a minute later and giving the woman a wink as she gave him the thumbs up "Good look Mamoru, I'm rooting for ya" He gave her a confused look but shook it off as he stopped and waited for her to leave the Little girl's room, griping her tightly and pulling her around the corner leaving her startled and wide eyed. "Why the hell did you do that to me Usagi? You know I try to keep my self control stable around every female" He hissed at the girl before him who was now pinned between his arms to the wall. Large blue eyes turned up to meet his as he noticed she was scared by his tone "I...Well I warned you not to but you carried on so it was the first thing that I thought of to stop you doing that to me" He rolled his eyes and grabbed her by the wrist leading her to sit back down. After Amelia's husband had sat down for a 5 minute talk, or flirt with Usagi he graciously left and called Mamoru to come talk to someone.

He stood up as an idea struck him and leant over so his lips were less then an inch from her ear. "Lets see what you can come up with after this move eh?" He ran his hand down her spine as he gave her earlobe a gentle but teasing nip then kissed her between the shoulder blades and walked off, the men assuming she was his girlfriend, all Amelia could do was look at the shocked expression on the sweet girls face. Here eyes narrowed as she muttered "Bring it on Chiba"

This isn't half as good as I thought it would be but it's still kinda amusing.. I need some ideas though on what to do next...although it has to be descreet.. please give me ideas....please