Hi! I'm back and grammatically improved! Yay for me! throws confetti around

Anyways, thisis my first sasunaru fic ever posted! (have loads of them but was too lazy to put up. sweatdrop)

This is just a testing though… but if a lot liked this fanfic (which I doubt someone would), I would consider thinking about continuing this one.

Yeah… so, on with the ficcy!!!

Title: I Do

Rating: PG-13… I think.

Author: Firemage (FF.N) / KatsuyaKaiba (LJ)

Summary: (AU)An arranged marriage had been settled between the Uzumaki and the Uchiha clan. And Naruto's in it. But he doesn't want anything to do with it…does he?YAOI. SasuNaru,KakaIru & one-side OthersNaru.

Disclaimer: … feh. Who needs it?

I Do

"You called me otou-san?" a boy of blonde hair and brightly blue eyes questioned as he entered the room, sliding the door shut behind him.

"Ah," his father responded, gesturing him to come closer, "Come here, Naruto."

Naruto obliged, giving out a slight nod.

He slowly walked across the room with the grace of a feline, striding against the matted floor with his delicate bare feet.

His father was seated across the other side of the room, wearing the traditional kamishimo with the symbol of the Uzumaki clan sewn upon the back of the garment.

His mother was seated besides him, still and neat in every move she makes.

Uzumaki naruto was very much like his mother in regards to physical appearance. The only thing that was different were his eyes, which he got from his father.

He was very lithe in figure, and only his flat chest prevented anyone from confirming that he was a girl.

He swished upon the fabric of his orange kimono a he flopped down on the pillow cushion set on the floor, settling down Indian style.

"What is it that you want us to talk about, 'tousan?" he asked, a slight irritate look hemmed over his lovely face, " I was kind of in the middle of training with Iruka 'ji-san (uncle), you know? How do you expect your son to be Hokage if he lacks training!" He exclaimed, crossing his arms indignantly and pout.

His father gave out a sheepish smile.

"Of course! Of course, Naruto-kun!" he smiled, though his eyes were all seriousness, "Demo, me and your 'ka-san had to inform you of something highly important."

"More important than training?"

Uzumaki Toru nodded gravely. "Yes, Naruto. More important that training…"

Naruto looked up at him curiously. "So…what is it about?"

At that question, the Head's smile vanished immediately as it came, all seriousness hanging heavily in the air.

He looked over at his wife, who nodded meekly before turning back to face his son.

"It has something to do… with the Uchihas…" he trailed off, and was about to continue with his speaking when he was immediately assaulted with questions from the boy.

"What?! The Uchihas!? Did something bad happen between you!? Are we going on war!? Did Someone DIED!?"

His mother gently cut him off.

"No dear, everyone's pretty much alive and breathing," she assured," Our relationship with the Uchiha's is still going on rather well surely… In fact, were all getting quite attached."

His husband nodded in agreement.

"Yes…" Toru spoke out," a reason why we both agreed to set up an… arranged marriage." He stated the last few words a bit hesitantly, looking over at his son.

The room immediately fell silent, Naruto's parents anxiously waiting for their son's reaction…

"…Who's getting married?"

Both fell off anime-style.

"It's you, baka! Who else!?" his father shouted, landing his fist on the blonde's head.

"ITAII!!!"

His mother sweatdropped as she watched the two of them.

Moments later…

As little Naruto began nursing the bump on his head that his father had inflicted, Toru came back to where he was once seated and patiently waited for his son's questioning.

"Otou-san" Naruto began, " Why do I have to get married? Can't it be uncle Iruka instead!?" the blonde sulked, doodling imaginary figures on the floor.

The head of the Uzumaki clan gave out sigh.

"Naruto, were dealing with one of the most powerful clan in the whole Japan! And arranging a marriage between the heir of both clans would strengthen it's kinship. Try to understand…"

"Demo," Naruto cut off, " From what I heard, the Uchiha's children are all male! How do you expect me to produce a successor if I was to wed with the same gender?!"

Uzumaki Kana suddenly spoke up.

"Oh, but you can, surely…" she gave out a knowing smile, " You forgot, my son, that we inherited the powers of the Demon fox. Kyuubi. And one of it's special abilities is to transform ones self into a woman. So it won't be difficult for the both of you to bear a child."

Naruto scrunched his face in thought, trying to think of a come back. Though, as he could not think of anything else, gave out a sigh of defeat.

"Fine." He said dully, " I'll do it. But it doesn't mean I like what's happening. I'm doing this for the sake of our clan."

His mother beamed at him happily, her green eyes glinting with merit.

"That's the spirit my boy!" his father roared, pulling him into a headlock and messing up his spiky blonde hair.

"Ne, oka-san?" Naruto asked before he decided to leave the room, "Aside from turning into a woman, what are the other traits of Kyuubi's power?" He was curious.

"Hm…" his mother thought for a moment, " Well, aside from that, it also has the ability to heal quite quickly, remember the time when you wounded yourself at the weaponry? —Yes, that's it—and it also has the capability to double up strength and jutsu abilities.

I forgot the others, but I vague remember that the Kyuubi gave us the strange aura of seduction. Over the years, The Uzumaki clan had used it quite well in luring opponents and gathering top secret datas." She finished, smiling pleasantly.

"Yeah… Caught me that one, it did…" Toru chuckled, looking meaningfully at his wife who slightly smirked.

"Demo…I don't think I've seen anyone being attracted to me before…" Naruto frowned, tilting his head to the side.

Kana suddenly giggled.

"Oh, but that's what you think." She smiled mischievously, "You didn't know this Naruto, but me and your father kept having a hard time trying to deal with your suitors. Happens everytime in the family…" she sighed dreamily.

"Suitors? I got suitors?"

His father nodded, giving out a cocky grin.

"A whole army of them! Among them is the infamous Gaara of the mysterious sand nin clan and the two branch heirs of the Hyuuga clan. Kept coming back for your hand in marriage even though I already told them you were engaged." He spoke out load in a proud voice.

"Woe…" Naruto muttered, surprise clearly read on his face. "I never knew that… I'm that good- looking! NGYAHAHAHAAHa!!!!"

He gave out his foxy grin, giving out his victory pose as he did so.

"Ahahaha!!! That's my son!!!" his father joined in, placing their arms on each other's shoulders as both did their victory pose.

"AHAHAAHAHAHHa!!!" they chorused.

From the corner, Uzumaki Kana sweatdropped as she watched her two boys still going at it.

"Yare yare…" she sighed, shaking her head somberly.

It was very much clear whom Naruto was like.

TBC (should I even?)

Next chapter: The arrival of the Uchihas.

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