"Hmmmmm…" Miroku sighed. He was never too happy when Sango was away at her village.

"Would you cheer up! She'll be back soon enough!" Kagome exclaimed.

"What! I wasn't- I don't-!"

"Just drop it! You know you miss her! You're always moping around when she's gone!"

They argued on the subject until the yelling started hurting Inuyasha's ears and he finally had to put an end to it.

"Would you two shut up! You're hurting my ears!"

"Sorry," the arguing pair said bitterly.

"Almost-finished." Sango was back at her village to repair her weapon and pay her respects to her friends and family. The repairs for her weapon were nearly done.

"I sense a demon approaching." She went outside and sure enough a demon stood before her.

"You must be Sango. I've been hearing much talk of a young taijiya woman who could slay hundreds of demons by herself. They say her power surpasses any demon. I tracked you down to your home village to see if the rumors were true. I had no idea that the one they speak of was one of women that traveled with my brother." These words were spoken by none other than Sesshomaru.

"What do you want with me Sesshomaru?" Sango asked coldly.

"I would have a ningen onna such as you address me as Sesshomaru-sama and as I stated before, I wish to do battle to test your strength."

"Well you will have to wait. The reason I am in my village and not traveling with my company is that I have to repair my weapon. My repairs are nearly done. We may do battle when it is finished."

"Very well. I will wait here until then."

"Ok."

Sango soon finished her repairs though she was a bit nervous with the taiyokai lurking behind her.

"Are you ready?" he asked.

"Yes, but do you say about making this interesting?" she replied.

"How so?"

"If I win, you must leave me and my company alone and stop trying to steal tessuiga."

"And if I win?"

"If you win… I shall be your servant for six months. I will be at your disposal at all times."

"Alright. Let's begin."

How do you like it? I felt like making some strange story so I made this up. I hate this couple too so flames are certainly welcome. PLEASE REVIEW!

Language Guide:

Ningen- human

Onna- woman

-sama- a suffix for those of higher class

Taiyokai- demon lord