Hi folks! Welcome to RTB 2. The reason why I made a second version is because I had to since someone squealed on my script formwork. When I reach Chapter 4, then the new chapters would start to kick in. Anyway, back to the story.

Random Terra Bashing

Terra was still a rock. She stood there still as a statue. Suddenly, a light engulfed her. The light then went up in the air and landed in a white room with a brown floor. Terra stood there, alive in the flesh and in her old clothes.

Terra then said, "Ok, what's going on?"

Suddenly, a guy came out of nowhere. His left arm was made of metal and his legs were mechanical, just like Megaman's. He wore sunglasses and had an "I Steal From Best Buy" shirt. His black hair and tan skin obviously told her he was Asian.

A mysterious voice then said, "Ok folks, welcome to this fanfic, which is called 'Random Terra Bashing'."

Terra then asked, "Ok, who are you and what's this all about?

The guy then replied to our earth-moving blond, "I'm Electric Ammo, an author on I brought you back for my new fanfic, "Random Terra Bashing," or 'R.T.B,' get it?"

Terra then confusedly asked, "Why's it called Random Terra..."

Before she could finish, a giant anvil fell on top of her. Then thousands of smaller anvils fell on top of the already bone-crushing load that is the giant anvil. Terra quickly got out of the rubble.

Terra then asked, in a pissed voice, "OK, WHAT WAS THAT ALL ABOUT!?!"

Ammo, smiling, replied, "This shows is called R.T.B, it means we Terra Bash you this whole fanfic."

Terra was really mad now. She yelled at our half-machine author, "WHAT DID I EVER DID TO YOU!?!"

Ammo told her, "First of all, I hate you for betraying the Titans. Secondly, I don't trust most blonds, especially the jocks. Also, I wanted to have earth-moving powers, but you took'em! Finally, I don't like you personally."

Terra was about to say something or use her powers, I don't know because I was impatient. A Bullet Bill flew out of the sky and crushed her yet again, only exploding at contact.

Terra (more pissed than ever) then got up and yelled at him, "All right, that's it! I going to teach you a lesson you never forget!"

She raised her hands in the air and tried to use her powers to attack the author. Nothing happened...

Terra then yelled in confusion, "Hey! What gives? My powers don't work!"

Ammo, while holding a ball of brown, glowing energy mocked at her, "I took away you're powers so I could ensure you wouldn't rebel. Thanks to my Author Powers."

A nuclear warhead then came out of the sky and landed on her and exploded. When she got up, a dozen tanks with loaded ammo and graphing guns on the sides shot her like a madman.

Terra was a little confused at the moment. Wasn't she supposed to die after all those attacks upon her? She asked, "Wait, why am I alive? I just got nuked and shot!"

Ammo then explained to her about his powers and his magical space they exist in. "In this dimension, I make the rules. You cannot die, but you suffer. Besides, I going to turn you back into a rock once I'm finished."

A giant herd of Chocobo then ran her over, causing every bone in her body to break in half. Suddenly, Beast Boy came into the scene.

Terra then praised, "Oh thank God! Beast Boy, you have to save me!"

Beast Boy, being his normal self as a naive guy, said with joy, "Terra? You're alive! Oh that's great! Hang on, I'm going to grab a camera to cherish the moment."

Beast Boy then runs away to get his camera.

Ammo, in a mocking voice, taunted at Beast Boy, now gone, "Stupid head."

Suddenly, Mario and Luigi (the ones on Superstar Saga) jumped on her head, smashed her skull with their hammer, used their hand moves, and did all the Bros. Attack on her.

Terra then prayed to the author, "Please! Spare Me!"

Ammo then thought about it for a moment. "Ummm... No."

All the Yugioh Cards in existence came to life and attacked her (the monsters attacked, used the Magic, and when Terra tried to run away, they used the Traps).

Terra then moaned in pain as she lay there on the ground. Beast Boy then came back into the scene with a camera.

Beast Boy then said with joy, "Terra! I'm Back!" Then he saw Terra beaten on the ground. "Hey, what happened?"

Terra then told him, "It's horrible Beast Boy! This Author is doing horrible things to be! HELP!"

Beast Boy tried to defend Terra, but the author knocked him out cold with a vase.

Ammo, in a sorry tone, said to the unconscious Titan, "Sorry BB, but I have to keep the show going."

He then snapped his fingers and sent BB back to the Tower, with his memory erased about Terra being alive again. Slade then popped out of nowhere.

Terra then pleads, "Help Slade!"

Ammo (in God-like voice) yelled at the villain, "If you truly valued your life, I suggest you go away before this show's called 'Random Slade Bashing'. GOT IT!!!

Slade then burst into tears in all the fright and ran away, crying like a little baby.

Ammo then mocked, "Dumbass"

Thousands of Pikmin then came out of nowhere (all the colors) and devoured Terra. She shrieked in agony as they slowly devoured her like what piranhas do to dead bodies in the Amazon River. They then left, leaving a beaten up and chewed up Terra in the center of the departure. Then, all the characters from all the Final Fantasies come out and blow her up. When they finish their pounding, they did their victory dance while the Final Fantasy Victory Song played. Then they all left.

Ammo then told the other half of the author, "Ok Cross Mage, I did your Final Fantasy joke. Now give me the Gil you promised."

Cross Mage then hands over the money and leaves.

Suddenly, a bell rang from a distance.

Ammo then moans, "Oh man! We have to end the show; it's already been a lot of sentences."

Terra, with a joyous voice, said, "You Mean I can Stop Suffering!!!"

Ammo smiled, saying, " No, it only means that your suffering will continue next chapter. Anyway, see you guys till next time!"

Suddenly a giant set of words fell on top of her, saying "See you in Chapter 2."