Hello one and all! and welcome to surprise me love me. before we get started, and you canskip if you really want to,but i want to say thanx to the best ever beta in the world nazyki! she is soo fab! luvs ya! everyone go read her work! now onto the story!

Surprise Me Love Me

Chapter One: What's Happening?

It had been a long summer of being tormented by Dudley but Harry had somehow managed to survive it all. Even so, he didn't really want to go back to Hogwarts; all he ever did now of days was worry about Voldemort and yell at Hermione and Ron for one reason or another.

Throughout the summer he had felt like he was almost, well…changing. He had found himself on several occasions looking at pictures of Busted and Orlando Bloom and other men like that…and if that wasn't bad enough he had also begun listening to different types of music, like SOAD and Green Day, and he had figured out exactly where that was going. He also received a letter from Cho, saying that she missed him and his kisses. This caused Harry to laugh, he didn't like her that way anymore, it just seemed to repulse him, no offence to Cho of course. It was all quite confusing but when he had finished sorting through his thoughts he found the dilemma of what to do with his newfound information, leading into his entire not wanting to go back to Hogwarts ordeal.

Even if he did have a choice in the matter Harry knew he'd have ended up going anyway, so it didn't matter in the least what was going on throughout his mind. Which brings about the present as Harry had already arrived at Platform 93/4 and there stood Hermione and Ron. It wasn't until then, as he was staring at both of his best friends that he noticed for the first time just how cute Ron really was, he glanced over his new toned body. He had obviously been working out. 'Okay something is definitely wrong with me' he thought to himself hurriedly. As Harry walked towards the two quietly chattering teens, they stopped talking immediately as though not wanting to spread a word of some kind; they looked almost guiltily at him. There was a pause where even the air around them ceased to move, being carried down by the heavy weight of the atmosphere.

"What?" he asked finally their morbid composure giving him the feeling they were going to tell him some great tragedy or from this moment forward give him the silent treatment. "Why are you at me like that?" they both shrugged, there was another short interlude and then all mouths opened and all three of them spoke up.

"There's something I need to tell you!" they said in unison, there was another pause.

"Okay...um, well let's just tell each other on the train," decided Harry.

It wasn't long before they were all settled on the train in a closed compartment, their trunks and such safely tucked away. Ron broke the news-

"Um well err… Hermione came 'round in the holiday and well err…" He blushed brightly as he continued, "-We kissed."

"So you're together now?" he asked and they both nodded. His face suddenly lit up, "Wow that's so, like totally cool." Harry hadn't the time to catch what he'd said; there was a moment of silence.

"…What did you say?" Hermione asked dumbly looking over at him, unable to believe the words that had just come out of his mouth.

"I…err…said that you and Ron going out was cool," his response came out quickly.

Ron grinned as he glanced at the ebony haired boy. "Wow that's so like totally cool, darling!" he mocked causing Hermione to snicker.

Harry glared slightly and blushed. "That's what I had to talk to you about." He looked around nervously. "I think I might be well...there's like a slight chance," he fumbled for the words. "I may. I'm gay… But don't tell anyone," once the words came out he instantly switched to the defensive. "I mean anyone. Not even Hagrid, not even your family. I'll tell them in my own time. Got it?" Harry sighed, "Okay, finally I've told you!" mumbled Harry very quickly.

"OH. MY. GOD!" Ron yelled. "You mean you could fancy me!" he shook his head, "Ugh Sorry...Um no offence?" he finished mumbling.

"None taken. And no I don't 'fancy' you," Harry explained. "You still like me don't you Hermione?" he glanced over to the girl who was now slumped down in the chair.

She suddenly looked up with the biggest grin ever. "Yeah. Why wouldn't I?" She squealed happily and almost pounced on him. "I have a gay best friend! That's like every girl's dream!" she carried on excitedly.

Harry blushed at his best friends' excited-ness and stumbled backwards slightly. "Keep your voice down I don't want the whole school knowing, and well I guess thanks." He finished nervously.

"Oh sorry." She mumbled. "I guess you want to keep this a secret," she answered calming down slightly.

"Were you not listening earlier?" he said annoyed.

"Um well I was kind of in a daze from the phweeness," she mumbled.

"Yeah well the snack carts here"

End Chapter

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