Title: Crap… so we're in M.E, now what?!
Chapter 1Disclaimer: Don't own don't sew.
A/N: Just my deluded mind trying to be funny. What might happen 2 girls fell into Middle Earth from the beginning. Ya, it's been done to death but bear with me.
Expect bad gramma and spelling, please just ignore, unless it's a name or place. Any info on details to the story would help, and this is only R ratted to be safe.
Two friends sat (like most stories like this begin) watching their favourite movie of all time. And NO!!! It was NOT any of the LOTR movies; it was in fact 'The Chronicles of Riddick.'
Ruth turned to Quinn. "God, don't u just love it whenever Riddick smirks like that?"
Quinn in turn smirked. "Defiantly. Oooo, yum, he's all sweaty! NOOO! Look out Riddick!"
Both girls cringe asLord Vaako knocked out Riddick and left him to burn to ashes on Crematoria's surface.
Suddenly there was a freak bolt of lightning that hit the house the two girls were in (Quinn's house. And know one else was home, coincidently enough…) coursing a wormhole to open before them. This was quiet strange because it was only 7:30 and this sort of thing shouldn't happen until nearly 10:00-ish. And the fact that there was no sign of a storm that this lightning bolt came from…
"HOOLY SHIT RUTH! WHAT DO WE DO?!" yelled Quinn over the noise of the worm hole (That was all 'whooshing' and what-not)
"HOW ABOUT WE EGNORE IT?!" She replied just as loud. The two would have just ignored it, had it not chosen that exact moment to suck the two girls from the face of the planet and catapult them too the end of the universe, the beginning of time, the birth of space and the destruction of the 'hello kitty' factory….
They spent forever just spinning and being pulled apart and had there insides pulled inside out and back to front, forever they just kept falling and spinning and being jostled and throne every which way.
The second after they were sucked in they were spat out on a grassy meadow at the edge of a forest.
Both girls sat in a daze unable to move for quite some time before Quinn rolled onto her side and threw up. Ruth smelt the vomit and tried very hard not to puke as well.
When Quinn was finished retching she slowly sat up, wiped her mouth and looked around. Before realising she shouldn't have tried too move her head that fast and collapsed back on the ground.
Ruth, seeing this from Quinn, decided to skip the added nausea and just stayed lying down.
After a long and boring hour or so, they both decided they were feeling much better and were well and truly BORED!
"Quinn?"
"Ya?"
"Where the hell are we?"
"Beats me."
"Any guesses?"
Quinn paused, before smirking. "I hope we're in the Riddick universe, and we just landed on some random planet and Riddick is about to come along and take us an adventure and fall in love with you, and after much angsty-ness you both settle down to live a life on the run, with me as a part of your crew."
Ruth just snorted at this. "And why are you being so generis and letting me have him?"
"Cause I'm only 17 and a half and your 19. Your old enough for sex."
Ruth laughed hard at this. "And you look like you're about 25!" Quinn smirked. It was true. When she hit 14 her hormones went into over drive and she looked older then her sister (19) according to other people. But any way. Back on track. They're still confused.
"Ok, as much as I hope that happens, I highly doubt it will. So… what the fuck should we do?"
Quinn thought for a moment and looked around. "Ok, new theory, we're in Middle Earth, and that forest is… an… elfish, type… forest and clearly the fellowship is about to march threw hear and take us on a merry adventure!" Quinn reads far too much fan fiction. Ruth however doesn't even know what the sight is. And despite all of Quinn's best attempts, she hadn't quite grasped what it was.
But any way. Ruth just laughed again. Their situation was clearly one where no matter what, they seemed to be screwed. The likeliness that they had actually fallen into some sort of movie-verse was next to impossible. Quinn's best deduction is that they ate some out of date popcorn and were having hallucinations right now. But then a little voice in the back of Quinn's head kept whispering, 'Nothings impossible, just improbable.'
"Oh shut up" She muttered to the smart arse voice.
"Are you talking to me?" Ruth demanded.
"No, just the voices in my head."
Ruth shrugged. "Oh, well that's all right then."
But then Quinn remembered the trees again. "RUTH!"
Ruth startled, "What?! What is it?"
"The trees!" Quinn hissed. Ruth was instantly on guard and in defence mode as she stared into the towering trees in front of them.
"What is it Quinn?"
Quinn continued to stare at the trees. She had only been joking when she suggested they'd run into Riddick or the Fellowship. But these trees looked suspiciously like the ones from Lothlorian.
"Ruth?" Quinn asked faintly.
"Yes?" She replied threw gritted teeth.
"Do you recognise these trees?" Ruth studied them for a moment.
"Not really-"
"It's Lothlorian! We're in Middle Earth!!!" Quinn started cheering.
Ruth looked baffled, then grabbed Quinn. "Don't be stupid. That's impossible. Your just a delusional teenager on a pop corn binge and I'm just tagging along for kicks."
'Nothings impossible, just improbable.'
"I'm not! Your not! I'd recognise those trees anywhere! After all the extra footage I watched on the behind the scenes!"
"Are you shore?"
"Dead shore! There's elves in those woods! They'll help us." Quinn stated confidently, with much arm gestures and bizarre hand movements. (She'd recently been watching 'Pirates of the Caribbean.')
"And if they don't?"
"They will." She persisted.
So the two agreed to enter the forest and seek help. And if anything went wrong, Ruth was blaming Quinn. Quinn was mainly hoping that this would all play out like a corny fan fiction story and they'd be 'Added characters' and help save the day. Maybe they were hear in time to meet the Fellowship. Then again maybe not, the chances of that happening were next to none. But then so was falling into a freak wormhole.
Ok what do we think? I no, it's just an ordinary M.E fan girl story, but SHUT UP! Leave me with my fun why don't you! And it's actually supposed to be corny.
I haven't quite decided if I should go all out and do the Mary-Sue-ish thing and give the two girls a couple of lads to get. (I know which ones) Tell, me should I do the stupid romance and have some PG ratted smut scenes? Or should I just make them little worrier princesses?
My first LOTR Fic, BE NICE! Or be nasty. There's probably just going to be lots of short chapters.
K, By. R&R!!!