This Song Is A Total Waste

Summary: A Harry Potter song, to the tune of 'London Bridge is Falling Down'.

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Fred and George: We have lots of extendable ears

Extendable ears

Extendable ears

We have lots of extendable ears

Because we are cool

Fred: Lets go listen to what the Order's saying

What the Order's saying

What the Order's saying

Lets go listen to what the Order's saying

Because we're nosy!

Dumbledore: I would like to discuss my love for socks

Love for socks

Love for socks

I would like to discuss my love for socks

Because they are warm

George: Well that was a total waste

Total waste

Total waste

Well that was a total waste

And so is this song.

Mrs. Weasley: Boys what are you doing

Are you doing

Are you doing

Boys what are you doing

It cannot be good

Fred and George: Oh come on mum we're having fun

Having fun

Having fun

Oh come on mum we're having fun

Please believe us!

Mrs. Weasley: I don't believe you

Believe you

Believe you

I don't believe you

So don't even try to suck up!

Fred and George: Aw man this is stupid

Is stupid

Is stupid

Aw man this is stupid

And now we're grounded!

Hermione: Well it serves you right

Serves you right

Serves you right

Well it serves you right

Because you're immature!

Fred and George: Shut up and go study

Go study

Go study
Shut up and go study

Because you're a swot!

Hermione: Now I'm going to huff off

To huff off

To huff off

Now I'm going to huff off

Because I'm sensitive!

Harry: Why did Hermione just storm off

Just storm off

Just storm off

Why did Hermione just storm off

What did you two do?

Fred and George: Nothing Harry, you wouldn't understand

Wouldn't understand

Wouldn't understand

Nothing Harry, you wouldn't understand

And this is the end of the song!