Here is the final installment of Fuzzy Peaches of Doooooom. Wait does doom even have that many o's?
Chapter Six: Ending of Insanity
-At Kratos, And Drew Carey, And Zelos-
"Hey Zelos, I have a question!" Drew Carey rang out, while holding Kratos in his grasps. Kratos found this ubberly annoying, and since when did he start using the word ubberly?
"Yea?" Zelos asked while attempting to shove his fist into his mouth. Silly Zelos, you can't do that even if you tried!
"Have you ever been attacked by peaches?" Drew Carey asked, while stroking Kratos' head. Kratos pouted and began to mentally smack himself.
"I am not gay! Why do you men find me so damn attracting!" Kratos yelled out loud. No further comment.
"Oh my god! You read my mind, Drew. Can I call you Drew?" Zelos squealed happily, taking his fist out of his mouth and jumping and down giddly.
"But aren't peaches juicy?" Drew Carey asked, now shampooing Kratos' hair.
"Juicy? I don't know cause they insist on chasing me." Zelos pouted, now licking a random lollipop.
"Someone, help me!" Kratos hollered.
Just then, as he yelled for help, Colette Super Girl Extraordinaire appeared. Wow, I spelled such a big word! Anyways, she appeared dressed up as a head of cabbage. What's so super about it? Beans are the magical fruit, not cabbage. Gawd.
"Colette?" Kratos sighed. He was the only sane one. He sighed as he watched his son and genis ride on by. What do I mean? Genis was riding Lloyd like a horse…. Save a horse ride a cowboy.. erm I mean swordsman!
-back at Yuan-
"Brrrooootheeer" Each potato randomly licked Yuan's hair.
"Let me go, damnit!" Yuan yelled. Yuan's cellphone rang. Oddly his ringtone is William Hung. She Bang she bang.. ok I'll stop singing!
"hello?" He asked.
"Yuuuuaaaan!" A thrilled scream was heard.
"Who the heck is this?"
"I mean! Is your refrigdator running?"
"What the hell, don't call me asking that!" Yuan snapped.
"Well you better go catch it!"
"I don't even have a fridge!" Yuan hollered irratibley.
"Yes you do."
"No, I don't."
"Oh really?"
"Who are you?" Yuan asked, shaking off the mutant tots.
"You have seven days to liiive."
"Your wasting my minutes gawd!" Yuan hung up the phone then watched as his father came close to him.
"Since you are my son, you will now be… King of Spuds!"
"Come again?" Yuan asked furrowing an eyebrow.
"King of spuds!"
"Can I change that to King of Studs?" Yuan asked hopefully.
"He's… the enemy! From the secret stud organization! Kill him! He is no son of me!" The potatoes launched their attack on poor Yuan! But amazingly he escaped, with a bitten arm, but alive! And ever since he's locked himself in his secret base. Poor poor Yuan.
-back at zelos, Kratos, Colette, and the others-
"Let Kratos go!" Colette yelled pulling Kratos by the pant leg.
"Never!" Drew yelled, pulling Kratos by the head.
"Don't touch the hair!" Kratos yelled. He loved his hair. By now Lloyd and Genis were happily home with the others, going back to their normal lives.
"Let my father-in-law go!" Colette yelled, pulling Kratos foot rather hard and pulled off his shoe revealing frog legs? I'm not EVEN going to ask, and I'm the bloody author!
"Let's go Zelos!" Drew announced as he dropped Kratos and left with Zelos.
"I think it's finally over." Kratos panted, grabbing his shoe and putting it back on.
"Ok, bye!" Colette flew away. Kratos sighed, it was over now. No more insanity!
"Food!" Just then a million pieces of delicious fruit, aka the fuzzy peaches of doom, started to chase Kratos. And to this very day he is being chased, so keep an eye out for a cross country mob of peaches! Good night!