Author's Note: Yay, I'm breaking away from the cycle of writing Diablo 2 fics, be happy. Any way, I thought this would be a fun little thing to write, do don't flame me too much, kay? Now read my terrible drool of stuffness!!! Then review, and then promptly drop your brains off in the collection tray, thanks. On another note, I don't own Freddy… Or Jason…. Or any fairy tails…. So yeah, don't sue me…. /
Once upon a time, there was two dead psycho killers, Freddy and Jason. Freddy, who had been put in time out by the angry parents of Springwood after he had gobbled up a lot of their kids, wanted to come back and eat more children. So he tricked Jason into going and eating some kids himself, but Jason didn't want to, so the Crystal Lake killer went to his fairy godmother and said,
"Fairy godmother, Freddy is trying to make me do something that I do not want to do, what should I do?"
So, Jason's fairy godmother worked quickly, turning the killer's dirty and wet rags into a shining ball gown. His boots were turned into the finest of glass, and his machete was turned into the most stylish of the season's handbags.
"You will go to the ball, my darling!" The fairy godmother said, and it filled Jason with giddy, school girlish joy.
The fairy godmother took the corpse of a nearby victim and turned into a coach, which would self-drive itself to the ball.
At the ball Jason danced all night with the hansom gentlemen, but finally won the eye of Prince Charming. They danced, and when Jason told the prince of his troubles with Freddy, the prince said,
"Don't despair my love! I believe you will be able to defeat the nasty, char-broiled bugger!"
His words gave Jason the confidence to defeat the bully, and just at that exact moment, Freddy burst through the door, yelling,
"Fee, fi, foe, fum, I smell turkey!!"
At this time Jason told Freddy of his newfound confidence. Freddy listened intently and said,
"Well, I can't argue with that."
"No, you cannot, now go back to time out!"
With that an ultimate battle commenced, Freddy brandished his gloved tipped with spoons, and Jason his stylish handbag. In a short battle of the wills, Freddy finally fell to knees, defeated.
"Blargh, I are defeated!"
So then Freddy got really really sad. And because Freddy was sad, that made Jason sad, so the two and Prince Charming all lived happily ever after in a cottage with all their animal friends.
The End
Author's Note: Wow. Oo am I the only one who's disturbed by what my mind has turned out?
Freddy: What the Hell is this shit?! 'Happily ever after in a cottage?! Have you lost your fucking mind, author bitch?!
Author: Hey! Watch your mouth! This is suppose to a children's story! Plus, I asked you two here to ask what you think of the fic!
Freddy: You wanna know what I think of the fic? I think its horse shit!!
Author: Okay, and Jason, what do you think?
Jason: looks up from game boy and shrugs
Author: M'kay, well, review!
Freddy: Then go die!!!
Author: Hey, be nice to the readers!!!
Freddy: Screw you, bitch!!
Author: takes out Thorned Shelale Of Pain Taste my mean Irish stick!!
Freddy: Bring it, bitch!