This story is purely for shits and giggles. Please don't take any offence to it.

I own no KA characters, I only own the OC.

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A young, beautiful girl sat crying alone in the dismal, rainy, cemetery. Now some may wonder why a young, beautiful girl was sitting alone in a dismal, rainy, cemetery when there was a perfectly happy, sunny park just across the way…

Anyway, she sat alone in a dismal, rainy… well you get the picture, at the foot of a gravestone.

"Why?" She turned her ocean blue eyes to the sky. "Why did my perfect mother have to die and leave me with my horrid stepfather? Why?" Seemingly out of nowhere an old, smelly, bearded man with dirty clothes and bad finger paintings on his body, that looked like they're done by a 3-year-old, came to her side. Now, most people would be scared of this, but the trusting blue-eyed girl just smiled at him, because she was kind to everyone, and had a sixth sense about these things.

"Come child. Come with this spooky old man to a place no one knows how to get to but me. Come." Now most people would thing twice about these things, and would probably end up running away to tell the cops that a strange man tried to abduct them. But, like I said, the young beautiful blue-eyed girl had a sixth sense about these things. So she grabbed the spooky man's grubby, bony, wretched hand, and followed him into the dark, thick, scary woods. They went deeper, and deeper… so deep that no one would be able to hear her scream.

"Close your eyes." He told her. Now I admit, crying in the dismal, rainy, cemetery when there was a perfectly happy, sunny park just across the way was a little weird, Trusting an old, smelly bearded man with dirty clothes that was covered in finger paints that looked like they were done by a 3-year-old was a little dumb. Going deep into the dark, thick scary woods with said man was only something a complete idiot would do. But she couldn't be stupid enough to close her eyes. Right? Wrong.

"Okay, spooky old guy." She said sweetly, and closed her eyes tight. The spooky man started to chant in a strange language. Now, most people would think, devil worshiper! Run!

But the beautiful, young, blue-eyed girl knew all languages, so she knew he was chanting a spell to send her back into time. She felt a spinning sensation, and then a hard drop, then lost all consciousness.

When she awoke she was in a dark, dismal, smelly, dungeon, where she was tortured by bad smelling men with rotting teeth. But she was not deterred by this. She knew the old, smelly, bearded man with finger paint on him wouldn't let her down. And so she waited it out.

One day, big, strong, men broke down the door. In they came and rescued her and they other two survivors and took them back to the light. For reasons beyond anyone's comprehension, she did not stink, nor did she have any trace of dirt on her body at all. Everyone started at her beautiful figure, her clear blue eyes, like the ocean, and her miniskirt and belly shirt. All was quiet until,

"WITCH! BURN HER! BURN HER!" The crowd chanted.

"We've no time for that!" The curly haired angel that pulled her out of the dungeon said.

And then the roman man promptly cut her head off.

And so end the tail of the young, beautiful, blue-eyed girl who sat crying in a dismal rainy, cemetery when there was a perfectly happy sunny park just across the way. Why she was sitting there… we may never know.

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Have a good day!

Amanda