German Surprise

By Ms. Kinnikufan

Disclaimer: I don't own the characters. Be glad.

"Herr Brocken, Hydrozoa and I called you here today because ve've have something to tell you." Jeager and Hydrozoa sat on a couch across from Brocker Jr's chair.

"Hydrozoa and I are more then roommates. Ve are... (Jeager looked as if the next words brought him intense pain) a homosexual couple." Jeager and Hydrozoa bowed their heads as if in shame.

"Son...I can't say you being homosexual is what I would have wish for you. I say this because it's not vhat I would have wished for myself..."

"Yourself? Vhat do you mean Herr Brocken?"

"I'm...I'm homosexual too."

Jeager's and Hydrozoa faces were locked in surprise.

"Son, before I say anything else, let me say this: While I'm not 100 comfortable with you also being gay , I'm 100 glad you accepted it while you were still young. I'm glad you didn't spend so many decades of your life locked in intense self-loathing and denial. It wears one down. And I'm glad you hook up with someone half-decent like Hydrozoa and not that smutty slut Mars. Or that emotionally unstable Kevin Mask. Or that buffoon Mantaro. Ummm...please don't Robin I think his son is emotionally unstable. Suguru and his son already that I think they're both buffoons."

Jeager and Hydrozoa shifted on the couch uncomfortably.

"Son, Hydrozoa, I want you two to know, while I'm not 100 comfortable with your relationship, I do accept it. I want you two to know that I do wish you both happiness with each other and that you both have my support."

Hydrozoa squirmed uncomfortably.

"Well, you're taking this much better then we both thought." He remarked.

"Ja, much, much, better then ve thought." Jeager added. Freakishly well thought Jeager, even though he didn't say that out loud.

The conversation dwindled down to awkward mumbling until Brocken Jr. excused himself, saying "An old man needs his sleep, after all,"

Once he was sure Brocken Jr. was miles away, Jeager turned to Hydrozoa and remarked "He took that vay differently then expected."

"Yes, way differently. I never expected him to accept or to dropped that bombshell."

"Ja, Ve vere both expecting him to completely freak out, and after he vas done freaking out, ve would scream 'April fools!' and then run. Run really fast so he couldn't catch us and kill us both for messing with his mind. "

"But now it turns out that he's actually gay! Brocken Jr. son of a crazy Nazi chojin is gay! Gay!

"Mein Gott! Hydrozoa, mein papa is gay! Really, really gay! It just hit and I'm really freaking out over it!" Jeager began to shake.

"It's okay, it's okay." Hydrozoa held Jeager to stop him from shaking.

Just then Brocken Jr. stepped back into their apartment.

He saw the two young man embracing and blushed.

"Errr...excuse me fellows, I forgot my hat." Brocken Jr. blushed and quietly escorted himself out.

"Oh scheise! Oh scheise! Now he really thinks ve're gay. Oh Gott!" Jeager buried his head in his hands.

"Well, it was your idea." Hydrozoa casually remarked, untroubled by the chaos that was sure to happen once word got out.

He got hit with a pillow.

"Or we really give it a shout at being a gay couple."

Jeager sweat dropped a really huge sweat drop.