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(When Crispy-san gets addicted to putting lines going across the paper…) Anyways, This one was kinda getting bored of her other stories, and had a random idea, so here it comes! Never fear, (Or don't rejoice just yet, for most of you out there…) Crispy-San will keep working on the other stories as well. Just have patience and optimism! n.nx
(Backstage, A.K.A. employee's lounge, in the middle of a heated argument…)
Sojiro: How come I have to be this… D-oro-thy person??
Crispy: Weeeelllll…… I have other plans for Yumi-san and maybe even Makimachi-dono, and you ARE the only Juppongatana person to wear blue and white…
Sojiro: Still! Kamatari-kun is WAY more feminine than me! Why on earth do I have to be stuck as the transvestite?! We have one living in the SHRINE, for crying out loud!
Crispy: Kamatari-dono is already playing the--- (Cheesy music comes in)
Crispy: Sojiro, hurry! Put on the blue and white checked gi and come up on the set! We're starting!
Sojiro: (grumble grumble…)
(Story opens up, Sojiro-chan is standing outside the rice farm where he grew up, leaning against a magically appearing fence. (Don't worry, no evil parents! For Sojiro-san's sake.) …with a big furry walrus plushie. (Walruses are SO infinitely much cooler than puppies! Don't ask how Sou-chan found a furry one, though… 0.o)
Sojiro: (sigh) Today is so infinitely boring… I know! Wendell, let's visit that old geezer in the oddly time-period-challenged motor home!
Wendell the Talking Walrus Plushie™: YEAH!!
(Sojiro drags Wendell along on a cleverly designed walrus leash™.)
(Saizuchi walks out of the motor home, with a tray of sausages.)
Crispy: sob sniffle ; . ;
Saizuchi: (Hugely overdone hillbilly accent) Weeeell, now, if it ain't my ol' pal Sojiro! How'joo young 'uns like to join me in some saw-seee-jez?
Sojiro: (scared out of his life) Uh, it's quite alright… Saizuchi… I'm, uh… vegan. (attempts to hide turkey sandwich behind back)
Wendell the Talking Walrus Plushie™: I WANT PORK INTESTINES! I WANT PORK INTESTINES! (eats tray of sausages, plus the plate.)
Sojiro: Now, there, Wendell, be respectful of the laws of nature. Stuffed walrus plushies that talk can't go around eating other peoples' pig innards.
Wendell the Talking Walrus Plushie™: ; . ; ……That's discrimination!!! I could SUE!!
Sojiro: Sure. Now I'm gonna be sued by a walrus plushie…. That's just sad. MOVE THE PLOT AHEAD, CRISPY-SAN!! (Crispy takes note and skips over part of the story.)
Sojiro: Look! A tornado! How unexpected!
Saizuchi: Oh, crap. Now I will run into my time-period-challenged motor home and survive while you pass out after being hit in the face with a mysteriously flying window.
Sojiro: Savvy.
Wendell the Talking Walrus Plushie™: Moo.
Sojiro: ?......... WAIT! I missed my cue! I was supposed to sing that one song! At that one place! With that one rainbow in it, and—
Crispy: Later, Soji-san. You have to run for your life now. Blame L. Frank Baum. Not me.
Sojiro: Hold up, hold up! ! You're the one that had the dumb idea for this parody, anyway!
Crispy: Look, there are a lot of people with worse parts than you.
Kamatari, Shishio, Yumi, Chou, etc.: WORD.
Shishio: Do I really have to wear this costume? It's so itchy! Yaaaaargh!!!
Kamatari: Why can't I have a REAL part?!
Misao: Well, at least you're all guaranteed an appearance! I'm just kind of… in escrow…
Usui: I don't see it anywhere in this stupid script!! Crispy, don't tell me you FORGOT about me?!? ; . ;
Crispy: You'll all know soon enough, de gozaru… anyways, reviewers! If you have smiled, laughed, chuckled, etc.! Leave a review! I will continue writing if people show interest! Otherwise… it's back to planning out some random overdue science assignment…! meeeep… OH! In the next chapter, Sojiro will sing the rainbow song! Just a random little notice.
-Crispy