AN: Everyone's submiting OP drabbles, I just had to get in mine, too. I have some UsKa, but I think I'll upload those as individual stories. They're pretty long, and I hate having pairings sprung at me. I dunno how many of these I have, but I'll post them for as long as I have them. Mainly using the characters Sanji and Usopp. You can take this as slash if you want, I didn't intend it that way. Most will be 100-word challenges, but there will be longer pieces.

PLEASE READ: I don't know if this is just my computer, but there isn't a link to the other chapters on the first chapter. To reach them, simply go to the /1/ at the end of the adress bar. Replace it with /2/ and the later /3/ for those chapters. This works all around on I can't fix this problem until help comes back on line, so this is the way to solve it for teh time being.

He couldn't see a damn thing, but the bullets kept right on firing from the other side. They must have found a way through the fog.

"What the hell is wrong with you?" Zoro snarled from somewhere on the deck below. Usopp growled and leaned over the crow's nest railing.

"If I can't see, I can't aim. If I can't aim, I can't shoot, dip-shit!"

"I don't care! Shoot someone, anyone! We need some help down here!" Regardless, grunts and yells meant he'd almost already won.

Maybe if Usopp squinted hard, he could get Zoro square in the ass.