Enjolras: Holy crap! Everyone is dying!

Jacques: (as Christine, Raoul, and Thénardier are shot) This is probably payment for killing the Authoress.

Enjolras: What? I didn't do that, the crazy old man did!

Jacques: Yeah, I know. Wait... who has my baby?

Enjolras: Huh? Oh, Gavroche does. Hey, I think I'm out of ammunition.

Jacques: Really? So am I. I tried to stop a National Guardsman from shooting that enormous red-haired woman, but I didn't have any bullets. He'd already killed her by the time I worked out that whacking him on the head would also stop him from shooting me.

Enjolras: Clever. Look, d'you see those bodies in the street? On the other side of the barricade?

Jacques: Yup. Ooh, they have ammo in their little bullet bags!

Enjolras: Right-o. I'm gonna go get some.

Jacques: We can't let you go! It's too much of a chance!

Enjolras: And the same thing is true for any man here!

Jacques: Let me go! You're no more than a boy! I am slightly older; I have a little less to fear!

Gavroche: You need somebody quicker, and I volunteer!

(He begins climbing the barricade.)

Enjolras: Come back Gavroche! Don't you dare!

Jacques: Someone pull him down at once!

Gavroche: Look at me! I'm almost there!

Enjolras: Well, we all know how this will end.

(Gunshot.)

Jacques: Wait! Who has my baby now?

Azelma: Yo.

Jacques: Oh, okay.

Enjolras: Crap, they shot down our flag. Here, cow!

Milky-White: Moo?

Enjolras: (putting his vest on the cow's back) Hold Bloody-Red till I come back, okay?

Milky-White: Moo.

Jacques: I could hold it...

(Enjolras climbs to the top of the barricade.)

Azelma: (laying the baby on Milky-White's back) Wait! Mr. Hot Man on the barricade! They'll shoot you like they shot the entire rest of my family!

(She runs up to pull Enjolras back, but neither of them are quick enough to escape the next volley.)

Jacques: Wait! Now it's just me and the cow! And my baby...

Bloody-Red: (makes vest noise of protest and self-assertion)

Jacques: And the vest. We should run while we can!

(Milky-White hears this and runs away with the baby and the vest on her back.)

Jacques: Wait! Hey, ya stupid cow! Come back with my kid!

Loudhailer: We have the barricades surrounded! Surrender now and we will be merciful!

Jacques: Okay! I surrender!

Soldier: Just kidding.

(He shoots Jacques. With all other characters killed by the National Guard, Milky-White, Bloody-Red, and the baby walk off into the sunset.)

Milky-White: MOOO!

Translation: Another story must begin.

FIN