Chapter 1

Again, it was happening again. Once again, the idiot known as Kuwabara and the spirit detective, Yusuke, were arguing. This had been going on everyday for a week. The two would see each other, start a conversation, which would then lead to an argument, and it was getting on Hiei's last nerve.

Yusuke and his team were in Koenma's office, waiting for the next assignment, but pacifier boy wasn't there when they arrived, and had yet to show up. Currently, Hiei was leaning up against a wall with his eyes closed and his arms folded over his chest, trying not to kill the two boys arguing in front of him.

Kurama was standing beside him acting as if nothing was happening.

"I'll kill them."

Kurama turned his head to look at the pissed off fire demon who had spoken. The fox demon raised his eyebrow in a quizzical way waiting for Hiei to explain.

"They have been having these pointless arguments for a week and it is giving superior beings, such as myself, headaches." Hiei add to the affect by rubbing his temples.

"Well," Kurama said thoughtfully, "perhaps you should try asking them to stop, or do something to distract them?"

"Hn," was all Hiei said in reply. There was no way he was asking them to be quiet, it was below him. As for a distraction what would work? Hiei wasn'tgoing to degrade himself by doing something stupid. That narrowed down his options.

"Yes it is!"

"No it's not!"

"Prove it!"

"Uh, well…"

"Ha, I knew you couldn't prove it! I'm right, you're wrong!"

"Shut up, Urameshi!" The sounds of punching and cursing could be heard from several feet away as both boys fought with each other. Yusuke obviously being the victor of the fist fight.

"Ha, in your face Kuwabara! I won!"

"You probably cheated!"

"What! Now you've asked for it." Yusuke was about to pound Kuwabara's face into the ground, making it so ugly it would scare babies, but by then Hiei had an idea that would silence Yusuke and the idiot.

Before Yusuke could throw a punch Hiei stepped in front of him, grabbing hold of his punching arm's wrist. With a tug Hiei pulled Yusuke to him in one swift moment and their lips met. It was nothing more them a chaste kiss but it was enough to shut both boys up and stun Kurama.

Hiei pulled away from Yusuke and walked back to his wall to lean against.

Kurama stared at him from a moment before asking, "Why did you do that?"

Hiei shrugged and responded in a monotone voice, "Simple, to shut both of them up."

"Was that your first kiss?"

"Yes," Hiei continued to speak in a monotone voice as he answered. "I guess since I gave the detective my first kiss I'll use him to practice kissing until I find a suitable mate." With that said Hiei left the room telling the occupants in the room he'll return when Koenma finally showed up like planned.

After Hiei left the room Kurama murmured under his breath, "You and your excuses Hiei."

For the rest of the day Yusuke and Kuwabara didn't speak unless directly spoken to.