Why Did the Saiyan Cross The Road?

Goku awoke to the smell of sizzling bacon coming from his kitchen, without even think Goku quickly ran to the kitchen to see the whole Briefs family sitting around the table. Bulma looked up at Goku in awe. "Sometimes I wonder if you even have a brain Kakarot" chuckled the black haired prince. "Goku are you forgetting something?" asked the confused Saiyans wife. Twenty minutes later it came to him, he wasn't wearing any clothes. Without taking the time to put on clothes Goku sat down at the table ready to eat. "Hey! Where's my bacon?" asked the hungry Saiyan. " Sorry were all out, you slept in too late." Goku burst into tears. "Just go buy some more!" shouted Chi-Chi. And with that he took off, but not even ten minutes had passed when Goku returned to put on some clothes. On the way out Goku grabbed Gohan's walkman and headed off to West City. Go noticed the store, and crossed the street only to decide he liked the other store better, the one on the other side of the street. Half way across he got hit by a car, and the car immediately burst into flames. "Whoops" laughed Goku "Better be more careful next time". By the end of the day Goku had crossed the street 247 times. Got hit by 132 cars, had stopped 47 times at a café for a bit a of bacon, still hadn't decided on a store to buy bacon from, had a angry mob after him, and was confused out of his mind.