Another day, another story that I will never finish… Ah well. Characters from FFVII and FFVIII.
DISCLAIMER: I refuse to write anything here… I OWN THEM I TELL YA! I OWN THEM-is dragged away in a straight jacket, with lawyers chasing-
Yuffie: I come with the real disclaimer! She ain't own nuthin'.
Chappie 1: When things explode
It was a hot summer's day, with nothing to do but sweat. Yuffie sat on the edge of the roof of the Gizmo Shop. She wasn't doing anything that uncommon, because she was bored. All the shops have been robbed, all the monsters have been defeated, and Leon was missing. Check, check, and check. Aerith wasn't any fun to bug, because sooner or later, she would have to go SHOPPING. Twitch. And that ain't nice. Her head rested in her hands as her legs swung around.
A sigh to rattle one's own ribs came out of Yuffie's mouth, and quite a few of the bugs in front of her mouth dropped down dead. She realized she hadn't brushed her teeth in ages. Her hand cupped up to her mouth and tried smelling her own breath. A glass cracked somewhere, and she fell, arms and legs like ribbons flying out. Oh what a graceful ninja I am… Incomprehensible words came out in a high-pitched scream as she fell onto a leather mattress. The mattress said Umph.
Meanwhile… Leon was battling a Defender right under the Gizmo Shop. He turned his sword into that…blue glowing sword thingy. "POWER!" The sword swished as he tested it out. It was quite a while since he used that. He charged right at the dog head with all his strength, stopped, and looked up. "What the…" A scream came from right above him, cresendoing. A green and yellow blur hit him on the head, and then he grunted. Then, all was black.
Yuffie struggled to get up, holding her head and still dizzy from the crash. "Eh…? HOLY MOLY! DEFENDER! SQUALLIE! GET UP! JEEZ! PICK A WONDERFUL TIME TO BE OUT COLD!" Panic was in her eyes as they went huge. Leon's shoulders shook violently as Yuffie was attacking him in every possible way in a desperate rampage to wake him up. "GOOD GAWD! I CAN'T KILL A DENFENDER BY MYSELF!" Unfortunately, Leon was a heavy sleeper. A very heavy sleeper.
Yuffie composed herself. She would have to kill this heartless by herself. Stars ready, Yuffie took a stance, ready to kill the Defender, but if you looked down a bit, you would have seen her knees shaking. Hard. For some reason, the Defender stopped in its tracks and started to tremble. "Ha! I see you fear me! Well I don't blame you! I would be scared of me too if I were you!" She tucked a strand of hair back as she grinned triumphantly, but couldn't help letting out a sigh of relief. The grin went poof as the defender looked about to explode. It did. Pieces of blue flesh spattered everywhere, and that's not excluding Yuffie. "EWWWW! GROSSNESS! EW EW EW EW EW EW!" She stomped around, wringing her hands. What she didn't notice is the fact someone was trying to get out of the pile of blue flesh that was stuck on the wall.
A man with blood red eyes and a very pale face that was disturbingly calm for someone that just got spattered on a wall in heartless flesh, had long messy black hair and a red cape, his left arm was made of metal, and he wore pointy metal shoes with a size almost to match Sora's. Almost.
"EW EW EW EW EW EW! I'M SO GONNA KILL SQUALLIE FOR THIS!" She kept on stomping her feet and wringing her hands as the blob of blue flesh on the wall moved with a disgusting squishing sound. "Heeeeeey…" Her movements slowly stopped and she looked at the wiggling stuff on the wall… Poke. Poke harder. Push really hard with finger. "Ehhhhhhhhh… AHHHHHH! LEGGO LEGGO LEGGOOOOO!" The finger she was using to poke the remains of the defender was grabbed by metal claw fingers and was held in an un-releasing grasp.
The guy poked his head out, and Yuffie gasped. "That hurt." An emotionless façade was kept on his face constantly, and only the slightest amount of annoyance showed. Quite like Leon.
Yuffie gasped. Then screamed. Then turned the gasp and scream into one, with excitement. "VINNIE!" She tackled him, and then dragged him down onto the ground, the stuff behind him releasing with a rubber squeaking sound. "VINNIE! VINNIE! VINNIE! YAY YAY YAY!"
Vincent stood up, straightening his clothes while Yuffie skipped all around him, showering flowers that seemed to come out of nowhere on Vinnie. Then, a whirling hurricane of leather and metal also came out of nowhere and charged at Vinnie.
Meanwhile… Leon opened one eye and looked at Vincent coming out of the yucky stuff, and he saw Yuffie tackling him. Then he saw he came out of the flesh and slammed Yuffie to the ground. His eyes widened and he jumped up. "I'LL SAVE YOU YUFFIE!" He slammed the Gunblade right at Vincent's head and KABOOM! Good thing Vincent was not human, because a normal human would have been smashed into pieces and died. So the good part was that his head remained intact, but the bad part was that he went all goofy with a lopsided smile on his head…. And fell flat on his face onto the stone of the second district. Clang.
Yuffie watched horrified at all this, with her eyes growing at every clang. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! VINNIE! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE SQUALL? HE'S DEAD! THE FIRST FRIEND TO COME BACK TO ME SINCE CLOUD AND YOU KILL HIM?" She dropped to her knees and wept uncontrollably over Vincent's unconscious, but breathing body. Then a pulse was felt. "IT'S ALIVE! MWA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" A crash of thunder was heard, and then more maniacal laughter.
Leon watched dumbly in a corner, scratching his head occasionally. I knew Yuffie should have had therapy when that doctor came to town… Thought similar to that one filled his head as he watched the scene before his eyes.
Vinnie moaned and got up. "I heard that phrase enough in my lifetime… Why am I knocked down on the ground? Who knocked me down? Why does my head hurt?" He rubbed a huge bump as he sat up with half-lidded eyes.
Yuffie glared at Squall, while Squall coward under Yuffie's gaze. He had beaten an evil sorceress that destroyed many people's lives, but he was afraid of a little 16-year-old girl. "Don't mind Squall, Vinnie, he's a jackass." She patted Vinnie on the head.
"Err… Yeah… Have you been hanging out with Cid too much?" Leon pointed an accusing finger at Yuffie and leaned no the wall.
"Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! That old rotten…" she shuddered, "…thing… HECK NO!" She gagged, but Vincent's ears seemed to perk up.
"He's alive?" He stood up and stared hard at Yuffie, awaiting an answer.
"Err… Yeah… Why do you care so much? Are you gay?" Yuffie sniggered.
Vincent crossed his arms and said, "Maybe."
Yuffie screamed, and the inhabitants all looked up from their daily toils, shrugged, and went back to work. Probably just another person that got killed by the Heartless, they all thought. Back to Yuffie. Her scream got so high pitched that it went outside of the human sound spectrum.
Vincent hurried to cover her mouth. "Levianthan(sp?)! I was joking! Jeez!" He quickly whispered.
Yuffie's eyes got even wider, if that was humanly possible. She managed a mumble that sounded a lot like, "Vinnie joking? That's scarier than him being gay!"
Leon rolled his eyes and said to the two, "C'mon, let's go and see Aerith and Cloud." Then he motioned with his hand for them to follow.
The two followed Leon, Yuffie skipping and Vincent watching with amazement at the fact Yuffie can skip 3 feet high each time without trying to.
6 swirling black orbs came out of the sky and out dropped 6 defenders. Vincent reached for his gun and then screamed like a little girl when he realized it wasn't there. "MY DEATH PENALTY! MY PRECIOUS! IT'S GONE!" Then he ran around screaming his head off.
Leon and Yuffie were back to back, scared like hell, for they had never encountered 6 defenders at once before, and they were terrified.
"WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!" Yuffie dropped down to her knees and sobbed hysterically while Leon was twitching violently.
Then the obvious leader of the pack gave instructions to the rest and then they… ALL POUNCED ON LEON AND YUFFIE AND VINCENT!
Yeah… Quite random? Yes. Notice this is my first KH fic. And remember the fact I can't write. Next chappie: Chocobo Soup for the Maniac Depressant. Review!