Thanks Alli-dunno for support to post this! Disclaimer: I do not own Kingdom Hearts, Disney, Square-Enix or any characters from Kingdom Hearts! This is for entertainment, so don't take it seriously!

Cut 1

Riku meets Ansem in Chain of Memories

Riku stares at Ansem. Ansem smirks evilly and yells at Riku, "You will be my puppet of darkness! Ha ha..." Riku pulls out a revolver and shoots Ansem, killing him. Riku smirks, "Why didn't Square-Enix think of this instead of trying to beat Ansem ten million times?"

Cut 2

100 acres woods from Chain of Memories

Sora and Pooh are looking for Pooh's friends. Pooh looks down at his belly. "There's rummbley in my tummy." Five second later, "There's rummbley in my tummy." Five second later, "There's rummbley in my tummy." After an hour Pooh has been saying the same thing over and over again every five seconds. Sora turns around and smiles at Pooh and talks in a sweet voice, "Are you hungry?" Pooh nods. Sora grabs a honey pot and acts like he's going to give it to Pooh, but instead pushes down on his head. All you can hear is Pooh suffocating. Sora brushes himself off and smiles, "Time to leave this world." Sora walks off and leaves Pooh to die.

Cut 3

Monstro in Chain of Memories when you try to get out of his mouth

Sora sighs, "C'mon already stupid whale!" Sora looks down at the ground and then gets an idea. Sora runs off. Donald taps his foot and squawks, "What is he up to?" Goofy chuckles dumbly, "I dunno, maybe getting backup?" Sora comes back with nuclear bombs. Sora lights them and shouts, "Everyone take cover!" They all hide in another area and a loud boom is heard. When they go to check, all that's left is a big hole where his head was. Sora pulls out a knife and fork and laughs, "Who wants whale for lunch?"

Cut 4

Before landing at Deep jungle on Kingdom Hearts

Donald squawks at Sora, "That's repulsive! The king would never be here!" Sora scowls, "Riku and Kairi could be!" Donald squawks, "We aren't going there!" Sora grins, "Maybe your not." Sora grabs Donald and opens the hatch to the gummie ship and throws Donald out the window. Sora laughs, "But we are!" The gummie ship heads down toward the planet as Donald falls for all eternity.

Me: Wow...I can't believe I wrote this...this has to be the wierdest thing I've ever wrote in my live.

Ansem: Why'd you shoot me?

Me: Because you're annoying!

Ansem: Kingdom Hearts fill me with ever lasting darkness...!

Me: pulls out a gun and shoots Ansem again Ok now that he's dead again, please review! Thanks!