Author's Note:

For those of you who read this on my crack fic name, please re-review. I decided to move the story over here beacuse it was too annoying to keep logging into another name.

If you aren't farmiliar with it, I wrote this fic to make the fandom cry. Instead they stood up in cheered. I am confused.

Due to popular demand, I will continue it for as long as there's interest.
In other words, reviews equal more chapters. ;pp

Certain

Wally was a tease. Nigel was certain of it. He knew this like he knew sunglasses were cool. It was in everything that Wally did; it was in the way his small, nimble hands would hold the knife as he smeared vegemite over his hot lunch. Nigel would watch, transfixed by the motion. Everything else that Wally did was so rushed and brash, but the strokes across white bread were so reverent. Nigel found it oddly sensual.

Then there was gym. Wally would move with the speed and agility of a cat. Any childish clumsiness had completely vanished from the small muscular boy. When he held the dodge ball above his head, preparing to hurl it at the opposition, a bit of delectable skin was revealed as the orange shirt was pulled up Wally's taunt stomach. Nigel would stare and lick his lips as Wally purposely held the ball in the air for longer than necessary.

He was such a tease.

So, when Wally had teased him by taking a little too long changing out of his gym clothes after classes one day, Nigel didn't bother restraining himself from pinning the smaller boy to the lockers. He was so convinced of his findings that he didn't even notice how Wally was tense and struggling through most of it nor that he gasped out Kuki's name when he came, eyes clenched.

Nigel stopped pushing against him and allowed Wally's hands to fall to their owner's side. The blonde immediate ran to one of the stalls and locked himself in. As sounds of retching filled the room, Nigel began to think that maybe he was wrong about Wally being a tease.

And more importantly, if he was wrong about that, maybe wearing sunglasses at night wasn't cool either.