A/N: eh, my attempt at humor. This is my first DMC3 fic. I normally write Angst fics but I wanted to do something different. Tell me what you guys think. Enjoy.
Disclaimer: I don't own Devil May Cry 3 and its characters.
Chapter One: Can I see your bike?
They walked silently on patrol. They've been sent on a mission to execute some demons that were terrorizing the locals. So far they got no action. He was beginning to get bored. He looked over to Lady who was ever so vigilant. His eyes traveled down to her ass.
Hello he smirked.
Maybe he won't be bored now.
"You know Lady, you look tired"
"Huh?" she stopped and turned to see him. "Why?"
"Because you've been running around my mind all day"
An awkward silence soon crept its way between them.
"Was that a pick up line?" she asked
He didn't want to seem un-fazed by her question and decided to act cool. "So what if it was?"
She sighed
"It sucked"
He felt a good kick at his ego, he frowned.
"You know my luck with women," he said walking towards a wall and punching it in frustration. She would have felt sympathetic towards him but in truth his line really did suck.
"You can't go and just say that to a woman, you have to say what she wants to hear" she said trying to bring some comfort to the half demon.
"Oh don't tell me, I have to listen to what they say and become this sensitive guy that speaks poetry" he said sarcastically.
"Well it depends on what the woman really wants"
They were quiet for a second.
"So tell me, how would want a guy to pick you up?"
"Well..."
He raised an eyebrow awaiting her answer.
"Well when I was I kid I used to have this really cool bike and my friends said they wanted to see it"
"What does that have to do with" he was cut off by her gloved finger.
She cornered him against the wall, their faces were inches apart. Their breaths mingled and her hand rested on his chest but it slowly started to descend.
"When they said see, they didn't mean 'oh I want to look at it' they meant see as in 'I want to take your bike for a ride and run it up down a rocky hill. I'll bump and grind it up so deep into the ground that there's no coming back from the hell I'm taking it too. I'll take it to such a deep plunge that it'll screech until I can't push it any more. Then I would bring it back to you all types of fucked up and you won't be able to ride it for a while because it's all scratched up and panting and missing a wheel'"
Her hand reached his belt and Dante felt like if she didn't do something that he was going to explode.
"So…."she leaned in and lightly bit his ear. She placed a soft kiss on his lobe "Can I see you naked?"
He gulped.
She smirked and stood back staring at him with her bi-colored eyes.
"Now that's the way I want a guy to pick me up."
Dante was impressed by this new sexy Lady, sure she was hot when they fought because he knew deep down she had a lot of repressed sexual tension. But now the way she just pinned him to the wall and took control just made him feel so…horny.
If only he could take her now and manage to go beyond her standards. Just pull up her little skirt and discard those little annoying shorts and he would make her scream so loud that demons wouldn't dare interrupt them.
"Dante" her voice snapped him from all his dirty thoughts
"Come on, let's get to work"
His face lit up and he started to un-button his vest in demon speed.
"I meant the mission you idiot!"
A/N: That was my attempt at humor. Well thank you for reading this, I read Lady's pick up line about the bike on an icon and I decided to spice it up and make my own little description of the damage done to the poor thing for the hell of it. If they were out of character, tell me, after all it was my first one.